Legend Of The Mega B Slap and other Button Mash x OC stories

I look at my desk, plain as can be. It's Friday, and since Hearts And Hooves Day is tomorrow and we don't have school tomorrow, the valentiine exchange is today. I've already put all the valentines into the exchange box, and I'm drawing myself with an axe, fighting a giant red bipedal fox.

Button Mash enters the room among a ton of other foals. I get bored, so I play some Super Mareio until class starts.

The valentines are handed out, and I'm suprised when a VERY thick paper wad lands on my desk. I unfold it and read the poem in my head.

"Whoever wrote this is a riot!" I say in between bursts of loud laughter. "Oh my god, one of my least favorite poetry starters made hilarious!"

I can't stop laughing my cutie mark off. Then I open the rest of the valentines. Some ponies were actually putting thought into every valentine, while others were quite ignorant.  Button Mash opens his valentines, and I see he got his hooves on some cinnamon candies from those bullies.  I also got cinnamon Red Hots from them. I love that type of candy, along with mint. So I dump the entire bag that had been attached into my mouth and start chewing while Diamond Tiara just stares, mouth agape. Soon the entire class stares. While chewing all those I manage to draw a very nice picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle. Hey, I would draw anypony, my room was full of random drawings of Daring Do, The Wonderbolts, Princess Luna, my cousin Tres Pixel, and other ponies.

I swallow the candy and a few moments later...

Well, I burped fire. That scared the shit out of me, nearly literally. My drawing disappeared and the smoke flew out the window.

We went through the rest of the Valentines, and everything was fine. It is now recess.

I'm debating with Button Mash on whether or not 1.9 is going to ruin Minecraft.

A purple/magenta flash temporarily blinds me, flinging me back two feet. It's... what the buck? Twilight Sparkle? Did she somehow get ahold of my drawing?

"Did you... draw this?" the purple alicorn asks, holding up my drawing.

"Well, yes, I did. How'd you come across it? I thought it had been burnt!" I replied.

"Somehow this was sent to me by fire. I think I know what happened. What happened when the drawing got burnt?"

"I ate an entire bag of Red Hots and burped on it."

"Well,  that explains it. Spike's never been able to eat that many cinnamon candies. The last time he tried he had explosive diarrhea for a week and a half."

"TMI, Twilight."

"Wow, somepony calls me by my name rather than Princess. Finally." she says, and starts scratching her head with a hoof. "Mind if I put this in my art gallery?"

"I don't care what happens to my drawings as long as they're not destroyed." I reply.

And another flash of magenta light takes Twilight back home.

Button just stares and runs off.

Oh well.