Legend Of The Mega B Slap and other Button Mash x OC stories

It was after school and I was behind the fig tree, like it said on the valentine. I was nervous, what if this was a trap?

Then Button Mash walked up to me. He sent the Valentine?

"U-uuhh, hi..." he says, quite pink. "I-I-I like you... Will you be my special somepony?"

It's quite obvious that I'm redder than my mane. My eyes are the size of bits. My ears fly downwards. And my eyes turn a dark shade of blue.

Crap, I've frozen AND gotten a bluescreen. Button runs off, crying. I can't bucking move, can he not realize that?

[Button's POV]

Oh my Celestia, what have I done! I think I broke her! I run off to find my mom, ready to pick me up from school.

"Why are you crying? Did you get rejected?" she asks.

"I-I asked her to be my special somepony and she just... froze! I think I broke her."  I reply.

"Oh my. Well, sometimes one way to break that is to do something  even more suprising." she says.

I guess I'll have to do it...

[Pi's POV]

Oh, he's walking back over here, great. He's trying to fix a bluescreen.

Wait, what the hell is he doing? OMG... he's kissing me...... wat wat wat wat

[Button's POV]

I actually did that... my mind is racing. Wait, she's moving again.  I fixed her I guess. She's kissing back? Oh my Celestia, she's hugging me too!

[Pi's POV]

I can't even believe this right now. We break apart, and Button's as red as an apple, and I'm redder than that if it's possible. Button runs off at possibly the speed of sound. He's talking to his mother. I walk home and start doing my homework, still very red.

I just play some XBOX and kick some butt  on PVP.