I Literally Am Not Going To Let Myself Get Up To Get A Drink (I'm Thirsty) Or Use The Restroom (I Need To Pee) Until I've Written A Thousand Words. Nevermind I Spent 3 Hours on XKCD. Nevermind It's Now Two Or Three Days Later. Nevermind It's Now Tomorrow.

Caramel fell and it hurt a lot but not too much. Mostly it was just embarrassing for him. Aloe and Lotus Blossom saw him trip and trotted over to help him up. They were being good friends. They also were good marketers.

"Hey, Caramel," the pink one said, "that looks like it hurt a bit.

"Why don't you," the blue one continued, "get a relaxing massage at our spa. It will help you unwind and relax after a stressful fall.

Caramel liked this idea. You could see it in his face, which beamed like a beacon of light on top of a light house. "Golly gee, I would love a massage! Great idea, mares!

"Great," said the spa mares in unison. "We'll see you at two thirty this afternoon."

"I can't wait," replied Caramel. But he didn't really mean it. He was in fact able to wait. He shouldn't have lied.

That afternoon, Caramel got his massage. Aloe and Lotus Blossom's hooves felt really good kneading his back.

This isn't surprising. They went to massage therapist college together after all. Hmmm, that could be a good story in its own right.

Afterwards, Caramel felt much better, though his hoof was still a little bit sore.

Here is a YouTube video about sore hooves.

Youtube Video