I Literally Am Not Going To Let Myself Get Up To Get A Drink (I'm Thirsty) Or Use The Restroom (I Need To Pee) Until I've Written A Thousand Words. Nevermind I Spent 3 Hours on XKCD. Nevermind It's Now Two Or Three Days Later. Nevermind It's Now Tomorrow.
Caramel stubs his hoof. Things go downhill from there. Also, spiders. Because I don't want to fail moderation for being too vague, let me tell you that insurance claims, Sassaflash, a nice massage, and Tartarus are also involved. And spiders.
Never mind it's like two weeks later and I feel a lot better. But I'm still going to finish this.
Caramel stubs his hoof. Things go downhill from there. Also, spiders. Because I don't want to fail moderation for being too vague, let me tell you that insurance claims, Sassaflash, a nice massage, and Tartarus are also involved. And spiders. Look, I'm going to level with you. At this point I'm just seeing how bad of stories I can, write because stupidity seems to be all I can write these days. Don't read this.
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- Caramel Stubs His Toe. Technically a Hoof Is An Over Grown Toe. Why Did I Leave that A Lower Case But Uppercased the An? I don't know now nothing is upper case and nothing has punctuation. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC146
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