I Literally Am Not Going To Let Myself Get Up To Get A Drink (I'm Thirsty) Or Use The Restroom (I Need To Pee) Until I've Written A Thousand Words. Nevermind I Spent 3 Hours on XKCD. Nevermind It's Now Two Or Three Days Later. Nevermind It's Now Tomorrow.

So at work, Caramel gets a new case where a cart caught fire and he needs to determine whether it's salvagable or not. Oh yeah this is in present tense now.

So he trotted over to the repair shop where the cart was sitting. It had a lot of burn marks on it. Oops we're in past tense now.

As Caramel was trotting towards the shop, a sink hole in the middle of the Ponyville market opened up and swallowed him.

Like this, but in the ground instead of in Applejack: