My Little P0N-E: Friendship is Science Fiction

Now, it is the year 20,00X in Equestria. Celestia and Luna have lived for thousands of years.

In order to protect Equestria from evil, she formed her own military group of ponies to fight off any threats. She called this Military unit "P0N-E" (pronounced "Pee-zero-en-Ee"). Celestia is now known as "Commander Celestia", and Luna is "Vice Commander Luna"

Now, a young unicorn filly, Twilight Sparkle, is a graduate from Celestia's P0N-E Academy, and she became Celestia's personal protege, to learn the ways of her unicorn powers.

Also, ponies have certain markings on their flanks called "Destiny Marks". Once a pony realized his or her potential or destiny, they gain their Destiny Marks.

Now, Twilight Sparkle is sixteen years old, and she is continuing to study her unicorn powers. She also has a trusty dragon assistant, named Spike, who is almost like a son to Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight lives in Canterlot Base, a space station above Planet Equestria, where master ponies live and study to improve their skills.

Twilight Sparkle reads about the story of Discord, and she reads that there's a rumor that Discord may return someday.

Then, all of the sudden, Spike burped up a note. Yes, he burped it. Celestia gave Spike the ability to teleport messages to and from Commander Celestia using belching.

Twilight reads it, the note says.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

You are, and have always been, my most faithful student. But you still have a problem with your studies: you don't quite understand friendship. You have some friends like Moondancer, but you don't understand true friendship. Friendship is something that's precious, it can help you prevail through thick and thin. A friend will always stand by your side no matter what. So I'm giving you a new assignment, to go to Planet Earth, to a town called Ponyville, and make some friends to understand friendship.

Your teacher,

Commander Celestia

"What the hay?" Twilight said. "Friendship? That's my assignment?"

"Twilight" Spike said "do you mind watching the language?"

"Sorry, Spike" Twilight said, "It's just that friendship is a little silly when you think about it. Anyway, I can't argue with what the Commander says. I have to obey her orders. And you're coming with me."

"Me?" Spike said.

"Yes" Twilight said. "If you don't come, I'll cut your allowance in half."

Spike sighed and said "fine, I'll go."

So Twilight Sparkle and the baby dragon, Spike, go into a spaceship in order to go to Ponyville on Earth.

So the ship takes off, and Twilight Sparkle see many parts of Earth. She also sees Captain Cadance, her old foalsitter who's also an alicorn, looking over her new kingdom, the Crystal Empire. Also, by Cadance's side is her husband and Twilight's older brother, Shining Armor. Captain Cadance and Shining Armor also have a baby named Skyla.

Let me explain, Cadance is an alicorn because she used to be a pegasus, but Celestia adopted her as her niece, and transformed her into an alicorn.

Twilight waves at Shining Armor and Captain Cadance, and their new foal, but they don't see her because she's so far away.

So Twilight Sparkle finally lands in Ponyville, their destination, and they land like a NASA spaceship in Ponyville.

Meanwhile, a young yellow unicorn stallion with an orange mane and tail, each having a white stripe in the middle, and a white twinkle-shaped Destiny Mark, and green eyes, is walking in Ponyville with a young pegasus colt and a baby dragon.

The young pegasus colt is tan with a red mane and tail, blue eyes, and a Destiny Mark that resembles a white card with a black "spade" on it.

The baby dragon almost resembles Spike, only he has horns, red and orange scales, and yellow eye pupils.

The yellow unicorn, the pegasus colt, and the red baby dragon see Twilight's spaceship, and they see Twilight Sparkle and Spike emerge from the ship.

Then the yellow unicorn stares in awe at Twilight Sparkle, thinking to himself "she's the most beautiful mare I've ever seen."

Then, a pink earth-pony with a poofy darker pink mane and tail, walks towards Twilight Sparkle.

"Hello" Twilight Sparkle says "I'm-"

But before she could finish, the pink earth-pony gasped and ran off to a tree-shaped building. This was known in Ponyville as the "Golden Oak Library".

"That was weird" Twilight said.

"Hello?" The yellow unicorn said to Twilight as he blushed.

"Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle" Twilight said, "What's your name."

"I'm uh, S-Star-S" the yellow unicorn said.

Then the pegasus colt bumped his shoulder to make him speak up.

Now that he wasn't so nervous, the yellow unicorn said "I'm Stardust Blaze. And these are my friends: the pegasus colt is named 'Ace Spades', and the baby red dragon is named 'Chopper'."

"Pleased to meet you" Twilight said.

"I'm Twilight's friend, Spike" Spike said.

"You seem new here" Stardust said, "should I show you around Ponyville?"

"Sure" Twilight said as she put her hoof out.

Stardust grabbed Twilight hoof, and nervously blushed.

"Oh man" Stardust thought in his head, "I just met her and she already let me hold her hoof!? I hope I don't blow it."

So Stardust Blaze and his friends showed Twilight Sparkle and Spike around Ponyville.

Their first stop was at a strange heart-shaped house.

"This is Dandy Lion's house" Stardust said. "Despite his ... personality, he's actually a good friend of mine."

Then, a white unicorn with a blonde mane and tail, blue eyes, and a dandelion-shaped cutie mark arrived, coming out of the heart-shaped house.

The white unicorn looked at Twilight Sparkle, and he stared at her, lovestruck. Then, he used his unicorn powers to levitate a rose into Twilight's mane, saying "greetings, my little pony, my name's Dandy Lion. But you can call me ... Dandy, my darling. Become my fillyfriend, and I shall protect you with every fiber of my-"

"Knock it off, Dandy" Stardust Blaze said.

"Heh heh" Ace Spades and Chopper said as they nervously smiled.

"Don't mind Dandy" Ace said, "he's a bit of a pervert."

"Ace Spades!" Stardust said. "Dandy's not a pervert!"

"Actually" Dandy said, "I'm not just any pervert ... I'm a Pony Pervert!"

"Dandy" Stardust said "I'm trying to defend your honor, so can you stop calling yourself a pervert and shut the hay up."

"Who else but Dandy Lion" Chopper said.

"You're not helping, Chopper" Stardust said.

Then Stardust told Twilight "anyway, follow me, I'll show you the rest of Ponyville."

So Twilight and Spike followed Stardust Blaze, Ace Spades, and Chopper.

"Can I come with you, Twiley-Dear?" Dandy said to Twilight.

"Uh?" Twilight said nervously.

"Only if you behave" Stardust said to Dandy.

So Dandy Lion followed the group.

The next place they came to is a place where there is a large field and a red barn.

"This is Sweet Apple Acres" Stardust said.

"And the lovely Applejack lives here" Dandy said.

"Knock it off, Dandy" Stardust said.

So Twilight and the group went to Sweet Apple Acres, where they saw an orange Earth-pony with a cowboy hat, and a blonde mane and tail. Behind her on the front porch was an elderly green earth-pony holding a futuristic rifle.

"Hello" Twilight said "I'm Twilight Sparkle, what's your-"

Then the orange Earth-pony grabbed Twilight's hoof and shook it, really fast, saying "well howdy. I'm Applejack, and this is Sweet Apple Acres. The elder on the front porch is Granny Smith, who's part of the Apple Family. There's some others in our family, but most of them aren't here, Apple Bloom is my younger sister, she's doin' homework right now, and Big McIntosh is my older brother, he's workin' in the fields at the moment."

Then Spike said "I'm Spike, Twilight's friend, and these guys are-"

"I know who these guys are" Applejack said "especially that pervert, Dandy Lion."

"Thanks my darling" Dandy Lion said "that really flatters me, you know me so well."

"That wasn't a complement!" Applejack argued.

"Why does every-pony think Dandy's a pervert?" Twilight aksed.

"You're probably new here" Applejack said. "Dandy normally does what it takes to peep on mares when they're bathin'".

"Oh, that's bad" Twilight said.

Meanwhile, Spike was now fantasizing about spying on mares when they bathe.

Back in reality, Spike was smiling and blushing while looking up at the sky.

Twilight then had an annoyed look at Spike, and he asked him "what are you thinking about."

"Anyway" Applejack said "I guess yer new here, so where are ya from?"

"I come from Canterlot Base" Twilight answered.

"Canterlot Base!?" Applejack said. "How are ya able to come from there?"

"Well" Twilight said "I'm-"

Twilight saw that Spike was still fantasizing about peeping on mares. So she told Spike "will you stop thinking about that, Spike!?"

So Spike shook his head and came back to reality.

"Anyway" Twilight told Applejack, "I'm Commander Celestia's protege."

"Really!?" Applejack said "That's amazing. I'm meeting an actual master!"

Then Applejack saluted at Twilight Sparkle.

"There's no need for that" Twilight said.

Twilight then looked at Stardust Blaze and said "C'mon Stardust, let's see more of Ponyville".

"But aren't ya gonna stay for brunch?" Applejack asked.

Twilight answered "sorry, but I've got a job to do."

Applejack then said "Okay, but come by at any time."

So Twilight Sparkle, Stardust Blaze, Spike, Ace Spades, Chopper, and Dandy Lion left Sweet Apple Acres.

The next stop was at a small cottage near the Everfree Forest. Then, a yellow-ish pegasus with a pink mane came out of the cottage as Stardust Blaze and the group arrived.

Twilight Sparkle told the pegasus "Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle, what's your name."

"Um" the pegasus shyly said "I'm (whispers)"

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Twilight asked.

"I'm (whispers)" the pegasus shyly said again.

"Can you repeat that?" Twilight asked.

"Oh don't worry about her" Stardust said, "she's-"

But before Stardust could finish, the pegasus pony spoke up and said "it's Fluttershy. My name is Fluttershy."

Then Fluttershy looked at Spike, and she gasped, saying "a baby dragon!"

Fluttershy sprinted towards Spike and said "I'm Fluttershy, what's your name?"

"I'm Spike" the young Dragon said.

"And you may know me" Dandy Lion told Fluttershy "but I'm Dandy Lion, but you can call me darling."

Then Fluttershy blushed, and she whimpered, hiding behind her tail.

"Hey" Spike told Dandy "knock it off, leave her alone, pervert!"

"You're one to talk" Dandy told Spike "earlier you were fantasizing about-"

"No I wasn't" Spike lied.

"Then why were you smiling?" Dandy asked Spike.

"Just forget about it" Spike said.

"So what's it like being a dragon" Fluttershy asked Spike.

"What do you want to know?" Spike asked.

"Everything" Fluttershy told Spike.

"Augh" Twilight groaned.

To Be Continued ...