My Little P0N-E: Friendship is Science Fiction

Spike was still talking with Fluttershy after several hours

"And that's the story of my life ... well, up until today that is" Spike told Fluttershy.

"C'mon, Spike" Twilight Sparkle said. "We have to go, let's make some more friends and get it over with."

"Okay, okay" Spike said.

"Be sure to come again" Fluttershy said.

Meanwhile, back at Canterlot Base above Planet Equestria, there is a room with high electronic security, where it securely protects the mystical jar that is keeping Discord sealed inside.

However, one figure wearing a black cloak sneaks past the security like it was nothing. Then, he entered the password to the locked door with a password-entering keypad. The password was "F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P", and the door opened. The hooded figure entered the door, and gazed upon the glass jar. He then took up the jar and smashed it against the ground.

Then, black smoke emerged from the jar, and the black smoke turned into Discord.

Discord stretched and yawned, then he said "Thousands of years can give you such a pain in the neck".

The hooded figure took of his hood, revealing a monkey-like face with horns. The creature said "greetings, you must be the legendary Discord. My name is Emperor Tirek, ruler of the intergalactic organization known as the Tirek Empire."

"The Tirek Empire?" Discord asked.

"Yes" Tirek said, "I have an army of over a thousand ponies at my command. We call them 'Tirek Troopers'. I freed you because I would like to make a deal with you."

"I'm listening" Discord said.

Tirek explained "I would like to make you the second in command of the Tirek Empire, and it shall be renamed the 'Discord Empire' in your honor. But I shall still be in control as first in command."

"Can the 'Tirek Troopers' be renamed the 'Discord Troopers'?" Discord asked.

"Sure" Tirek answered.

"Hmmm, I've been trapped in that jar for thousands of years, and I've got nothing better to do, soooo ...." Discord said.

Discord thought for a moment, and he finally came up with an agreement.

"It's a deal" he told Tirek.

Then Discord shook Tirek's hand.

So Discord and Tirek left the room, but they were surrounded by some of Celestia's royal troopers.

"Halt!" one of the troopers said. "You two shall not escape!"

"Dammit!" Discord said.

"Don't worry, Discord" Tirek said.

Then the Tirek Troopers arrived behind Celestia's troopers, pointing futuristic guns at them. The Tirek Troopers wear black uniforms with a blue glass used for the eyes to look through.

"These are my Tirek Troopers" Tirek said. "Or Discord Troopers as they are now called."

Celestia's troopers looked behind them, and they told the Tirek Troopers "We won't go down without a fight! We will do whatever it takes to fulfill Commander Celestia's wishes!"

So Celestia's troopers tried to fight back, but the Tirek Troopers shot them, stunning them.

"Why didn't they die?" Discord asked.

Tirek answered "because their blasters are set from kill to stun."

So the Tirek Troopers tied up Celestia's Troopers as they were unconscious at the moment.

"ATTENTION!" Tirek shouted at his troopers. "As of today, the Tirek Troopers are now the Discord Troopers, and the Tirek Empire is now the Discord Empire! Because Discord will now be second in command in my army! Understood!?"

"Sir! Yes, Sir!" Tirek's Troopers said as they saluted.

Discord then said "My first order of business: we shall plan an attack on Equestria!"

"Sir! Yes, Sir!" Discord's new Troopers said as they saluted again.

Meanwhile, Stardust Blaze, Ace Spades, Chopper, Dandy Lion, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike were continuing their tour of Ponyville.

Now they arrived at a Boutique.

"This is Rarity's Boutique" Stardust explained to Twilight. "This-"

Dandy interrupted Stardust, saying "this is where the lovely Rarity lives."

"Knock it off, Dandy" Stardust said.

Then the group entered the boutique, where a white unicorn mare with a curly purple main and tail was decorating the place. Alongside her was a smaller white unicorn filly with a mane and tail that's both a light and dark purple.

"Sweetie Belle" the white unicorn mare told the smaller white unicorn filly. "Would you be a dearie and hoof me those jewels?"

So Sweetie Belle, the young unicorn filly, gave the older white unicorn blue jewels.

"Hey Rarity" Stardust said to the older white unicorn mare.

Rarity looked at Stardust and said "Stardust, it's been a while, how have you been?"

Then Rarity looked at Dandy Lion, who was staring at her with heart-shaped eyes.

"Oh" Rarity said "What's Dandy Lion doing here?"

"Unfortunately" Stardust said "he's part of our group."

Meanwhile, Spike was staring in awe at Rarity. Spike also had heart-shaped eyes as he saw Rarity.

"She's the most beautiful mare I've seen" Spike thought in his head.

"Rarity" Stardust said, "This purple unicorn is Twilight Sparkle, and her purple dragon friend is Spike, we just met."

"Pleased to meet you" Rarity told Twilight "I'm Rarity, and the young unicorn filly in the room is my little sister, Sweetie Belle."

Rarity then noticed the red shirts Twilight and Spike were wearing.

"Are you two part of P0N-E?" Rarity asked.

"Yes" Twilight said, "We come from Canterlot Base."

Rarity gasped and said "Canterlot Base!? I've been dying to go there, I hear you get a great view of Equestria from up there!"

"You, Rares!" a voice shouted from outside.

"Oh brother" Rarity said.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Don't worry" Stardust said. "She's like this when Rainbow Dash comes by. They're actually good friends."

So the group went outside, and they saw a cyan Pegasus mare with a rainbow-colored mane and tail. The Pegasus was wearing a yellow shirt with a brown vest. Next to the cyan Pegasus was an orange Pegasus filly with a purple mane and tail, and she was wearing a brown furry hoodie.

Twilight said "Um, hello? I'm Twilight Sparkle."

"Heya, Twilight" the cyan Pegasus mare said. "I'm Rainbow Dash, captain of the 'Flying Thunderbolt'. The orange Pegasus filly next to me is my faithful sidekick, Scootaloo."

"What's the Flying Thunderbolt?" Spike asked.

"Only the fastest spaceship in the galaxy!" Rainbow Dash explained. "I doubt any spaceship can top it's speed."

"Oh there she goes, bragging again" Rarity said.

"Anyway" Twilight said "It was really nice meeting all of you, but I have to get back to my studies, now."

"Studies?" Rainbow asked. "Are ya some kind of egghead or somethin'?"

So Twilight and Spike headed to the Golden Oaks Library, where it was completely dark.

Then the lights turned on, and there were a bunch of ponies in there.

Every-pony in there, except Twilight, shouted "Surprise!"

Then, Twilight saw the pink Earth-pony mare with the darker pink poofy mane and tail that she encountered earlier.

"Hey there" the Earth-Pony said "I'm Pinkie Pie! We met earlier and I haven't introduced myself to you yet. I'm the one who went (gasp) and ran off here. That's because you were all by yourself and it was almost as if you didn't have any friends. That's why I went (gasp) and ran off here, because I was getting ready to throw you this huge 'Come on In and Meet My New Friend' Party!"

"Um" Twilight said "Nice to meet you, Pinkie Pie."

"I know" Pinkie Pie said "I have a funny name, don't I"

"I wasn't saying-" Twilight said.

Before she can finish, Pinkie Pie interrupted, saying "I like funny names, just like how I like funny words. Like kumquat! I'd work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And Pickle-barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel, pickle-barrel, pickle-barrel! C'mon, say it with me! Pickle-barrel, kumquat, pickle-barrel, kumquat ..."

Pinkie Pie continued to say "pickle-barrel, kumquat" over and over again.

Twilight then said "Pinkie, could you pipe down for a few minutes."

"Ooo" Pinkie Pie said "I can think of words that rhyme with Pipe! Gripe ... uh ... mipe ... uh ... that's all I can think of."

"Don't mind her" Stardust told Twilight "Pinkie Pie's actually nice. She also likes to throw parties and make ponies happy."

"That's right" Pinkie Pie said. "Have you heard of a certain word?"

"Herd what?" Twilight asked.

"Twilight, don't" Ace Spades said.

Then Pinkie Pie danced and sang the song "bird is the word" over and over again, just like Peter Griffin in that one episode of Family Guy.

So Twilight went upstairs where there was a bedroom. She took out a book and began reading it.

Spike came and said "Hey Twilight, aren't ya gonna come and enjoy the party?"

"No, Spike" Twilight said, "I got better things to do, like my studying."

Then, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Rarity, and Sweetie Belle came to Pinkie Pie's party.

The other ponies at the party were Derpy Hooves, Doctor Hooves, Dinky, and Sunset Shimmer can be seen in the background if you look hard enough.

Meanwhile, a strange being walking on two legs came to the Golden Oaks Library. he was dirty-looking. It was a human being, and he had blonde spiky hair similar to Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII.

The human knocked on the door, and Pinkie Pie opened the door.

"Hellooooooo?" Pinkie Pie said in shock.

Every-pony in the building then looked at the human being, and they all panicked.

Then Twilight Sparkle and Spike arrived downstairs, and they saw the human being.

Spike said "what's that thing, is that one of those bronies I've heard about?"

"No" Twilight said "That's a human, an old species that was said to be extinct a long time ago. But how is one still alive?"

Twilight would be damned if she didn't know who the mysterious human was. So she went towards him and asked "hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"

The human answered "I'm Jason, Jason Strider, and I'm one of the last humans alive."

Twilight Sparkle gasped.

To Be Continued ...