Twenty-one Pilot Episodes Later...

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY" Ian said as he Pulled out his uncircumcised cock out of his pinkie pie plushie which he had cut a whole into. "I LOVE YOU :D" said the plushie. (Meanwhile in ACTUALREALIFEPONYVILLE.AVI) "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHGGHHGHHHHGHGHGHHGH OOOH FUCK" Said pinkie pie as she was getting pumped by a large horse fallus . Pinkie pie is a Crack addict who will sell her body for crack and money."Fuck this you're wider than my grandma" The horse then chunked pinkie outside of the house and locked the door, Pinkie recieved no crack that day ;(. Pinkie Then wandered back to her box she calls "Fuckmylifeland.jpeg" and she crys herself to sleep.

About 7 hours later pinkie is awoken by a large crashing noise. She looks over and a purple blur is tossed into her neighbor applejack's dumpster. Twilight then pokes her head out (not acknowledging that fucking cunt applejack) and she turns her head and Looks directly at pinkie pie and says "DO HAVE ANY GLUESTICKS" Pinkie then makes a really confused look at twilight ad says "Nigga are you high" twilight then responds with "YEs:D" Pinkie and twilight new at this very moment that they would be the best of friends.

Its Been years since the friends have seen each other. They had their memories wiped by twilight after she drank a elixir that gave her autism. Twilight works at a glue factory, Pinkie is a crack whore, Rarity is homeless and gambles all of her welfare checks away, Rainbow dash does flying because fuck you she flys, Fluttershy is the only one who is worth a shit and she owns the homeless shelter. Twilghts autism has killed their friendshit.