Twenty-one Pilot Episodes Later...

Celestia Rules over Equestria without mercy upon the winged kind. All pegasus Have been trapped in "Cloud Camps" for 2 years.  1 year ago all the clouds in equestria were turned red from all the fire. Dead horses fall from the sky to the grounds of the mountains. All pegasus that do not work for celestia have been imprisoned along with the autists. Twilight had heard about the war up in the clouds after the reunion with pinkie pie and decided that she was a big girl now. Twilight stomped up to the castled (even though she looked extra retarded rather than intimidating) She somehow made it past the royal guard cuz Im too lazy to right that shit and she confronted clestia. " Cel.. celesti...... celes..... celestia I have come for your crayon" Twilight said as she recited most of what pinkie told her to tell her "The fuck, Why are you here, get your autism away from me" Said celestia rightfully so. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." Said twilight very butthurtedly. "Newfag" said celestia. Twilight then charged at celestia and then pulls out her intervention along with all of her dead memes and twilight then quickscopes celestia. Celestia is not kill because twilight is retarded and didnt equip the fmj attachment. celestia then flies away. twilight walks out of the room with all of her dead memes on her back.