Chapters Twilight Ruins Everything
Twilight Begins to Ruin Everything
Author's Note
Welcome to my story! Please, enjoy yourself, look around, have a seat. Not that seat! That one's still rather sticky. Now, before we begin I'm sure you are asking yourself one question. And that question is "Why?". And why indeed. Is the author some sort of creepy pervert? Does he get his kicks from cartoon ponies unabatedly mashing their parts together? Simply put, No! I lost a bet. I lost a bet and had to write this so here we are. So without further ado, let us begin the adventure! Do try not to touch anything, these ponies were tested beforehand but you really never know when it comes to these things.
Twilight Begins to Ruin Everything
Twilight closed her eyes and concentrated. This spell would require all of her attention to work, even the slightest distraction could make things go unbelievably wrong. Still, even with the potential danger Twilight was quite pleased with herself. The spell was a work of genius that she was certain would earn her praise from her once teacher and close friend, Princess Celestia. Her brilliant idea came to her while she was dealing with Moondancer's friendship problem not too long ago. The concept was simple, if Twilight could enter a book to easier learn the information stored there, what would happen if she could make the book enter the real world? Just think about all the knowledge that could be shared! Surely everypony in Equestria could benefit from an amazing ability such as this! There was no way this could go wrong. But of course Twilight couldn't think about her impending success at this time, she needed to focus on the small book in front of her. "The History of Ponyville, Vol. 1.". When the spell activates Twilight would be able to experience the creation of Ponyville in person! The glow of her horn swelled and sweat dripped down her face as she grew with anticipation. She was close, just a few more seconds.
Twilight dashed through the winding hallways of her castle following the glowing trail of her spell. There was only one thing on her mind, playing itself over and over in a feverish loop.
Meanwhile Twilight suffered in silence. Out of all the books in her room the spell had to have hit, it hit the one book Twilight would never have wanted it to. It was her diary. Or, as more personally known to her, The Book of Extreme Shipping. That's right, not just regular shipping. That stuff was full of love and hugs and occasional kissing. That was kid stuff, things a lonely teenager would write. But much like Twilight, her..."tastes" had grown. And while she had her fair share of diaries full of vanilla shipping, this one was much, much more. It was the kind of shipping one would write early in the morning after a late night of cider drinking, after all their censors and tiny voices saying no were long since bludgeoned into silence. The kind of shipping you wouldn't want to bring to home to mom. The sexy kind. The sexy and also involving most of your friends kind. And then it hit Twilight. Everything the spell was about to make happen was literally the worst thing that could happen ever. But she also knew how the spell worked. And she knew her sexy shipping. She could stop it. She just had to keep everypony who would be affected away from each other until she could fix this. And she would fix this. She had to.
Twilight burst from the castle, ready to stop the worst from happening. And then it hit her. Not an idea or anything like that, but the sight of half the town currently engaging in rather obscene and blush inducing acts with the other half. And then it hit her. Not an idea, or the sight of the town working its way to an R rating, but a penis. An actual penis. Just right on her face. Twilight was stunned.caught! Oh forget it! Take me Big Mac! Take me now!"
Laughter filled the castle. Twilight couldn't believe herself, she thought this would be hard but the answer was so obvious! She needed her friends, because together they could solve any problem! She took to the skies to avoid any potential shipping waiting to happen and began to scan the ground for any signs of her friends. She had seen Pinkie earlier, but she had raced off to get something. What was it again? Oh yeah, it was Rainbow Dash. Twilight froze in mid flight. "The Book of Extreme Shipping, Chapter 23: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Come to Town". Twilight cursed those two's inherent sexual tension as she sped even faster in search of them. Searching the ground she finally saw a hint of Rainbow colour in a field. Twilight was ecstatic and started to fly towards it until it suddenly turned pink. Then Rainbow again, then pink, then Rainbow, then pink. Twilight cautiously flew closer trying to figure out exactly what was going on. It was definitely Rainbow and Pinkie, but what were they doing? It looked like they were wrestling? Twilight thought back to her story, and it all flooded in while Twilight felt her stomach jump into her throat. The picture cleared itself and she saw unabated for the first time Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie locked in each other's embrace, their heads between each other's thighs in a scissor lock that would impress even the best professional wrestlers. And at the same time they were both licking each other so furiously that one might assume they were in a race to get to the centre of a lollipop. Twilight could only watch as a sound akin to two wet lawnmowers fitted with rubber blades being smacked against each other penetrated her deeper than Big Mac. Once this flood of metaphors, like Big Mac, finished having their way with Twilight she managed to pull herself together enough to address the two currently rolling around in front of her.
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Twilight Ruins Everything
Twilight Makes Progress in Ruining Everything
Author's Note
Ah, I see you've arrived at the second chapter! So? Are we enjoying ourselves? You've followed my advice about not touching things I hope? Good! Well, with that out of the way, please come take your seat again! I have kept it relatively clean in your absence. There was some spillage, but with all these frivolous ponies around what is one to do? Any who, let us return to the story. I have a feeling that Twilight and her friends are in for a hard time! Ahahahahahaha! I apologize.
Twilight Makes Progress in Ruining Everything
Twilight observed the upended Ponyville from a safe distance as she flew above. How could she have let this happen? This was her nightmare come true! Not only did her shipping tendencies get out, but everyone was being forced to act them out! This was truly awful. But this was no time for self pity. She had to find Rarity before anyone she shipped her with did! Luckily she knew Rarity was going to be working alone at her boutique all day. And now that she thought about it Spike was helping her, so he would be safe there too! "The Book of Extreme Shipping, Chapter 134: Spike Grows Up.". Twilight slapped her forehead. Of course! After Spike's growth issue and his near confession with Rarity after the fact, Twilight had been up all night writing this one. She dreaded what she might see after arriving, but sped to Rarity anyway's. And after flying through the boutiques door Twilight found her worries completely justified. A noticeably larger (In more than one way) Spike was reclining in Rarities drama chair while the usually pristine mare was busy polishing his dragon junk like it was an unbelievably tasty popsicle. Twilight felt all her breath leave her as she promptly collapsed onto the floor. And despite Twilight being unconscious for most of these events, they proceeded in a rather pant raising manner.
Rarity was surprised for two reasons, and mulled them over as she all but devoured the dragons love stick. The first reason, was that she never expected dragon to taste this good. In fact it was so good, it was hard for her to stop. Which brought her to the second reason. Why was she doing this in the first place? One minute she was happily making dresses with her faithful friend Spike at her side, and the next she was mesmerized by a large hunk of a dragon flexing in the corner. Everything after that was a blur that somehow ended with her in this raunchy position. And even with her mind racing with these thoughts she still found herself bobbing her head like a well designed fishing lure. But eventually all the questions subsided, with Rarities mind eventually falling into a empty zen like state. After a couple more minutes of this Spike seemed to grow tired of the experience, and effortlessly picked up Rarity with both hands, her mouth sliding off his dragon lance leaving behind a pool of spittle. Spike held Rarity in front of him like an oversized stuffed animal and stared at her intently, as if he was trying to decide what to do next. He apparently figured it out rather quick, because with one motion he thrust her downward thoroughly impaling her hug box. Rarity flushed a deep red and drooped backwards as if she had lost all muscle control, leaving only the well built dragon to support her. Not that he minded, considering he was busy treating her like an almost empty bottle of ketchup. What will all the forceful thrusting up and down, and the occasional smacks aimed at the bottom. The thrusts began to speed up slowly and surely until all that could be seen was a frantic white blur on top of Spike, all while the dragon shouted what seemed to be a progressively more impressive war cry. Then all at once with one last meaty slam Spike burst like a fire hydrant. And despite Rarity being closely connected to him, the dragon still managed to give the entire room a new coat of paint. Which was ultimately unfortunate for Twilight, who had just begun to wake up before the impressive climax, and who's likeness was now a full scale transparent silhouette adorning the freshly painted window.
For what seemed like the millionth time today, Twilight found herself completely stunned. And for the second time, in need of a shower. Oddly enough, it was Rarities voice that broke Twilight out of her trance.children . Did you honestly think I wrote some horrible sexual fantasy about them?not a paedophile!"
Twilight muttered to herself, unable to believe her friend would think something like that about her. They had known each other for how long? And this is how she got treated? Unbelievable. She tried to focus her mind elsewhere, like her current task of getting to Sweet Apple Acres before anything happened to Applejack. The farm was usually empty around this time of day so Twilight wasn't worried about encountering her friend in another raunchy scene. She was in a good mood as she flew into the farm, and was positive everything here would be absolutely fine. Twilight cursed loudly. The Flim Flam brothers wagon was sitting out front. "The Book of Extreme Shipping, Chapter 400: Applejack Sells the Farm". Twilight knew exactly what to expect but still cautiously peeked into the barn anyway.
The brothers once again laughed in unison as their wagon opened to reveal a device one might expect to see in some sort of torture dungeon. A sexy torture dungeon. It was complete with straps and clamps and the occasional vibrating or phallic object. Twilight hid out of sight as the brothers strapped Applejack into the machine.
As Twilight was busy being angry with herself the Flim Flam brothers activated their machine. And like a very intrusive car wash, the machine got to work. Things were inserted, things were rotated, things were rubbed, things were vibrated, and occasionally things were pinched. The orange ponies face was almost completely red as her eyes started to roll backwards in her head. She would have moaned loudly but for the second time today, her mouth was full. Twilight was brought out of her stupor by the cacophony of noise being made. It was a horrendous mixture of laughter and mechanical whirling. She wasn't entirely sure how this machine worked but considering what it was currently doing to her friend and how it was filling up containers with some sort of glowing substance, she didn't really feel like sticking around to figure it out. Twilight figured it would be futile to try and stop these events but promised to come back to help Applejack as soon as she could. But she would need to stop this plague she caused first. And there was still one friend she had left. One friend she was completely positive would be alone at home, oblivious to what was happening right now. Now more determined than ever, Twilight flew to Fluttershy's cottage.
Twilight Ruins Everything
Twilight Finally Ruins Everything
Author's Note
At last here we are! We've come a long way, but the explosive finale is finally upon us! Haha, get it? Explosive? Oh I do slay myself. Well, let's not waste our time with pointless words and speeches and instead dive right into the thick of it. Take your seat this final time, and enjoy!
Twilight Finally Ruins Everything
At this point Twilight was having a very rough day. She had spent most of her time either flying somewhere to watch her friends be violated, or stumbling upon her friends being violated, or even just being violated herself that she was quite ready for this day to just be over. And in that regard she hoped she would have Fluttershy's help. And although she had been in high hopes as she initially set off for the shy pony's cottage, she found her optimism being slowly replaced with a less hopeful realism. She went through all her stories about Fluttershy and none of them were pleasant. Fluttershy was a shy and submissive pony in most cases. And yet Twilight figured she would be the exact opposite in bed for whatever reason. Luckily Twilight had never written any stories about Fluttershy and herself so she knew she was safe, but if anypony who was featured in one of her tales showed up, they would be in for a very rough time. Still, out of all her friends Fluttershy was without a doubt the most secluded, so the chances of her being effected were very low. So low in fact that Twilight was absolutely positive there was no way in any capacity that Fluttershy could be in any sort of trouble. Absolutely. Positive. And yet, as Twilight got closer to the cottage she was greeted with an eyeful of Bulk Biceps. The muscular pony was currently writhing on the ground, bound in tight leather strips and fitted with a blindfold and ball gag, all while a maniacally laughing Fluttershy stood over him, a painful looking whip at the ready. Twilight sighed aloud and whispered to herself.
Twilight burst through the doors to the throne room of Canterlot Castle. And there, sitting in her throne, was Princess Celestia. Prim and perfect in every way, just like Twilight had hoped. Celestia turned to look at Twilight and smiled.what , is that?"
Meanwhile, Celestia was busy figuring out how many licks it took to get the the centre of a deer penis. It looked like it would be taking a while however, as the more she went at it, the larger it seemed to get. Not that Celestia was complaining, however. Really it was quite the opposite. She was enjoying every second of this. If Celestia had know there were sexy deer out in the world and that they were this well equipped, she would have sought them out a log time ago. The super cool way Ohsee was reclined back with his front hooves crossed behind his head was driving Celestia insane. Truly this was the epitome of the coolest character in all of Equestria. And Celestia felt privileged to service his tender venison for as long as necessary. However, it seemed Ohsee was growing bored of having Celestia's face in his crotch, and instead moved her so her face was in the floor, and her rear end in the, well you get the idea. Positioning himself at Celestia's posterior he gripped her sun endowed hips and thrust his ham rod deep into her flesh purse with a mighty cry. Celestia's eyes rolled up in her head as her face went completely red. Pumping mightily Ohsee showed no signs of slowing let alone stopping. Truly his awe inspiring endurance knew no bounds. Over the next couple of hours Ohsee took Celestia in every way imaginable. Sometimes she was on the bottom, sometimes she was on top, other times she was sideways or upside-down, occasionally they were on the throne, and once they were even hanging off a chandelier. It was crazy.
Back with Twilight, she had finally managed to get her self loathing under control enough for her to try and take action. She needed to get the information about that spell from Celestia, so she ran to where Celestia was currently on her back being taken in a way much like Big Mac had taken Twilight.
Twilight knew exactly what she was looking for, and as she ran through the hallways she happened to pass Celestia's room and glance inside. She stopped dead in her tracks, as she found something even better than what she was looking for. Propped up on a large stand was an even larger book. The biggest Twilight had ever seen. It must have had hundreds of thousands of pages to it. The book Twilight was running to the library to get was "A Brief History of Starswirl the Bearded". And yet, the massive book in front of Twilight was "The Complete History of Starswirl the Bearded, and Everything Related." This was far better than anything Twilight could have hoped. Twilight readied herself and began her spell. If it was this spell that got her into this, it was this spell that was going to get her out. If she used it on this book, she would without a doubt summon Starswirl into existence, and he would be able to tell her what Celestia was trying to. Her horn glowed brightly. This was her last chance.
The End.
