New Life After Old

A little bit o' Twi's POV (still 3rd person)

Once Twilight was allowed in, she saw his face.

It was so perfect. So unnaturally perfect.

His pearl-white teeth. His dirty blonde mane. His mane looked like it would be beautiful no matter what style. His muzzle, his lips, his ears, it was all so perfect she could feel heat in her nether regions.

'Come on, Twilight, you're smarter than this! He's probably a manipulative, jerky, snobby moron! Like Blueblood, but more attractive! Much more OH SHUT UP ALREADY AND LOOK AWAY FROM HIM YOU STUPID IDIOTIC MORON HE'S DRIVING YOU INTO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

"Hey, Twilight, I got a message from Celestia, there's been a 'disturbance' in the Everfree- who is that?"

Spike had just arrived.

"We found him in the forest covered in black dust. Apparently he's got third and second degree burns all over his body, except for his face, none there..."

It was then Twilight knew: she was screwing up so badly right now you could smell the rusty metal screw.

"Twilight, your blushing."

"Sorry! It's just... just lemme send a message to Celestia."

"Ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... well, here's some parchment."

Here it read:

Dear Celestia,

The others and I already found your disturbance. It was a stallion, covered in black dust and major burns. I honestly have no idea what could have done this. I was hoping that maybe you could know what hurt this stallion so badly. What kind of a monster would hurt a stallion this beautiful this bad WHY AM I WRITING ANY OF THIS!!!!!!!!! Do you think I have issues?

Your faithful student in heat because of him OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight

When Spike burned it, the stallion started to stir.

"Oh, he's so cute randomly moving like that WHY AM I SAYING ANY OF THIS!!!!!!!!"

By then Celestia was there. But these words feel on deaf ears.

The princess was just driven into heat looking at this stallion.

His voice was beautiful as well.

"NINE-ELEVEN ALL OVER AGAIN RUN FOR YOUR PITIFUL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!"