New Life After Old

A message from Randy Orton.

"JOHN CENA!!!!!!"

And now, to AJ's POV. Actually first person!

Ah knew what th' princess was gunna do. But what was ah supposed ta do?

And then ah imagined snappin' 'er neck. Ah just had ta get outta there, no matter how scrumptious he looked. He was so cute when he was nervous and scared fer his virginity!

He ran out, but ah couldn't grab 'im. Ah DID manage ta lick 'im, though- hey, that's my log, Dash!

Well, YOU didn't kiss him.

I'll do better than that!

Sure you will!

Will too!

Will not!

Will too!

Will not!

[Crash]

I'm not an Apple tree!

He's MAHN.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!