New Life After Old

Luna was flying around, feeling lonely. She wished she had a special somepony at times like this. If only it weren't for Nightmare Moon...

She saw a stallion running from her sister.

'Wat,' she thought.

Her sister was telling in her Royal Canterlot voice.

"I'm going to RAAAAAAAPE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

So she was either in heat, or she was pissed.

Probably the latter.

She dived down at her sister.

"Okay, this escalated way too quickly!"

Luna was nearly mesmerized by this voice, it was so, so, beautiful. However, her sister was still yelling.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU wut am I saying."

Then, she heard the weirdest nose ever.

"Tactical nuke, INCOMING!!!!!!!!"

After a bit of alarm blaring, she looked up and saw her sister charging at her from the sky.

"Don't worry, strange stallion, we hath saved thee from our sister!"

But he was still running.

Into the Everfree.

She had to stop him.

She tackled him with lightning speed, pinning him to the ground.

Then, she saw his face.

'Special... somepony...'

She started to lean in for a kiss, but then she caught herself.

What was she doing?

"We-we apologize, we do not know what happened."

"And, so I meet the seventh insane mare today."

Then she just couldn't take it anymore.

(Royal Canterlot voice) "YOU WILL BE OUR SPECIAL SOMEPONY!"

He then threw dirt in her eyes. She cried, thinking he would feel remorse and trick him, but he just ran into the forest. Then she REALLY cried. But he just kept on running.

"I AM MARRIED!"

A white lie.

He was married, but then he died. Still, he used it to his advantage.

He then heard screams.

There was a little pegasus, unicorn, and regular pony.

They were being attacked by another mythical creature.

A manticore.

He went to instinct from his training, and while the tail was coming down, he grabbed it in midair. It was pro time.

"RUN!" he yelled. They complied, and he used the tail to push back the thing and flip it over.

He then, too, ran from it.

As they excited the tree line, they looked back he was running, and got to the edge of the forest, only to get picked up by something. The barb then shot out of his chest and was retracted. He ripped off it's tail as the girls screamed, and used the barb to stab it. It rotated and fell over. The last thing he saw before passing out was the girls crowding over his face and yelling for help.