Shitty Clop Oneshots

Twilight lay staring at the vinyl record. It was something, like many things, that she could fit inside of her vagina. The question wasn’t could, it was should she. Princess Molestia had forbidden using an object for sex more than once, and Twilight was running out. It wasn’t her fault that Rarity was a hedonist and that they’d had an orgy the entire night before.

Twilight glanced around the room. The lamp was out, that was used in the first week. The lampshade was out too, Rarity had been very adventurous. That left the lightbulb, and there was no way she was going to risk that. Not knowing what to do, she decided to call up the mods of /r/MLPLounge, they knew how to put things up their asses, though they tended to just uses sticks 24/7.