"Next is...." Then Claire then got fire to the face! "...What was that for?"

"That's for humiliating me in front of the readers! Wahaaaaa!" Then Lavender ran off!

"There goes my co-host, hey can someone get her for me? Kay, thanks. As I was saying, next is...Bubblegum Blossom another Manehattan Mare? And a mother no doubt. Trahzo returning to the Milf Chronicles I see...Anyways, Bubblegum Blossom is an earth pony with Bon Bon's design, she has the same coat as Bon Bon, she has a completely is blue mane and tail, she has turquoise eyes, pink hoop earrings, a green sweater turtleneck sweater, a yellow bow, her cutiemark is 2 pink flowers, and...if you've seen Made in Manehattan, oh my goodness the accent she has! You know what makes this milf unique though? She's the 2nd earth pony in the show to have a pegasus for a son! The 1st being Cup Cake. Anyways, enough messing around, I gotta apologize to lavender, and you gotta read this story."

That's when she burped a letter.

"A letter from Trahzo...Beefspike will be in this chapter? That's the best version of father, oh, what a lucky mare...begin now!"

There was a moving truck outside of a house and an adult stallion was smiling as he looked at his mother. "Mom...thanks for all you've done! I know you already heard this from my college graduation, but still...thank you for getting me this far, and all on your own!" Curtain Call told her.

"*Sniffle!* It was nothing sweetheart! Now you get out there and become the best stage actor you can be!"

"I will, take care of yourself."

"You too Curtain Call..."

After bidding farewell to her son, Curtain Call hopped into the moving truck and off he went to his new home.

Months passed, and the single mother decided to try and find someone online.

"Female looking for, handsome male, nicely toned muscles, fine with milfs who's children are already adults, and doesn't mind Manehattan." After filling out her dating profile, all she had to do, was wait. An hour passed and she had one person reply. "Hello Gumflower837, I am Superhotgreenfire330, I am interested and would like to meet-up with you in Ponyville, if that's okay, I'll meet you at the front doors to Princess Twilight's Castle."

Bubblegum Blossom smiled, and replied.

"Okay, I'll meet you there tomorrow!"

Meanwhile on the other side, one beefcake of a dragon saw the reply and then prepared a few things for her arrival.

The next day, Bubblegum Blossom had gotten off the train and was bound for Princess Twilight's castle.

"I wonder who this mystery stallion is!"

She then made it to the front doors of the castle.

"Hello? Hello? Superhotgreenfire330? It's me Gumflower837...oh...did he get nerv..."

That's when the doors burst open and standing in front of her...

"What the..."

"Hey, I'm Superhotgreenfire330 AKA Spike."

"Oh-my goodness, you're more handsome than my son, my late husband, and that red stallion I passed by earlier!"

"Why thank you."

"Wait...Spike are you a..."

"A dragon? Yes I am."

"Wow Spike, I never thought a dragon could look like a true beefcake."

"Well, it did take a long time, I mean look at this pic of me during my teen years!" Then he presented her a pic. "Was some scrawny dork, but now I'm a a dragon who's looks are prince charming level, and I'm only kind of a dork!"

Bubblegum Blossom snickered at that last bit. "So, I take it you're the dragon of this castle?"

"Yep, and now that I've told you my IRL name, please, what is the name of the beautiful mare that stands before me?" He asked before taking her hoof a kissing it. She then looked away smiling with a blush.

"I'm Bubblegum Blossom, and aren't I a lucky mare?"

"No, I'm the lucky dragon to meet a lovely lady such as yourself."

"Sheesh Spike, you are a charmer!"

"Hey, I can't help it when I'm in the presence of a young and pretty mare."

"Stop it, I just said in my profile that my kid is an adult who just moved out."

"And yet, you haven't aged, how do you do it?"

Bubblegum Blossom was holding her face as her blush was getting redder each time!

"Okay, we really need to stop, because I hired a band to play for us and hired Gustave La Grande to serve us."

"Thee Gustave La Grande is going to serve us?"

"Yeah, I'm basically more or less Princess Twilight's son, so since I'm the son of a princess, I got money! I got money and I decided to spend some of it on getting this date ready."

"I can't argue with your logic."

"You see? Now let's go."

Spike and Bubblegum Blossom then made it to the gazebo, with a table and 2 plates ready, a band was playing a soothing tune to set the mood for the night.

"I saw these guys at the grand galloping Gala." Said Bubblegum Blossom.

"Really?"

"Yeah, me and my son came here....and then Discord came with the Smooze."

"Bleck! Don't ever mention the Smooze, out all of the mythical creatures in this world, the author has a strong hate for slimes."

"Yeah, so gross."

They then sat down and Gustave gave them their food.

"Dinner is served, bon apetite."

Then they ate their food while talking.

"So, what does your son do?"

"He's an actor."

"Really?"

"Yeah his name Curtain Call."

Spike then turned and spat out his spaghetti and gems.

"No way! Thee Curtain Call? The fresh new young actor who's poster is on teenage girls' posters?"

"My son is that popular? It's only been months."

"I know, how'd he become such a great actor?"

"Well, I think it had something to do with a play he saw one day as a kid, we were just heading home, but then he begged to stay and watch, and being such the precious thing he is, I decided to stay and see it."

"That's crazy, just one play and he decided to get into acting?"

"Yep, simple as that, he was so cute when reciting Hamlet and when he went to the park as different characters. Some worked like his cool guy and funny guy, though others like his Bologna man and Zognoids characters were...embarrassing."

"Eh, sometimes an artist must suffer for thier work when trying to be great, and I'd say your son must've suffered so much err...not trying say that I love seeing someone in pain, it's just that."

"Don't worry Spike, forget about it."

They then continued with their meal. After finishing, the band left, Gustave Le Grande left, and the CMC in stagehand uniforms desposed of the table and plates. Spike was then walking Bubblegum Blossom back to the train station.

"Thanks for walking me back Spike."

"You're welcome Bubblegum Blossom, maybe we can see each other in Manehattan next week."

"Yeah, and I could introduce you, my new boyfriend to my son."

"Aw-man, then you could show me the best places where birds wont divebomb for your carrot dogs!"

"Hahaha!"

Then they made it to the train station.

"Well, it's been fun Spike, see you next week for a date in my hometown."

Then she kissed Spike on the lips and then entered the train!

"(What luck? My son is a famous actor and I'm dating a handsome dragon, but more importantly...I'm dating a dragon...can't wait for that ripped body to one day rip off this sweater...)"

Then she leaned on the window and sighed as she stared into the night sky.

"Lavender, I'm sorry for making you look foolish, I was trying to do something funny."

"And I was the butt of your joke!"

"Come-on Lavender, what else do you want from me?"

"Make youself look foolish in front of the guards."

"How?"

Then Lavender whispered into Crystal Clarity's ear.

"Really?"

"If you want me to forgive you, then you must."

"Fine, hey cameraman, I'm gonna need someone to attatch strings to me so sister here can use me as a.....marionette!" The Claire face palmed. "Just get to the next chapter now."

The Cameraman was about to laugh...

"Laugh, and I will turn you into grilled steaks!"

The Cameraman clammed up and then cut to the next chapter.

Author's Note

Bologna Man and Zognoids were conversations by Danny and Arin during Game Grumps. If you don't now who the Game Grumps are, you've been living under a rock in my book!