Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...oh-no..."

"What's wrong Claire?"

"Look at who's next!"

"No...no...not a....G3 pony! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Then Lavender burped a letter.

"Dear Lavender and Claire,

In G4 she was a toy exclusive for a while, she has been in Playskool's G4 toy line alongside Pinkie Pie, she made a cameo in the IDW when evil sentient apples were trying to takeover Ponyville, also she's the OG sock pony and was the predecessor to Derpy's clumsiness! She has this obsession with the color green. Oh and, she's my favorite G3 pony! That is why she will be in this chapter!"

"Well Lavender, we don't have any choice, the next one is...Minty. Yeah, she's an earth pony mare with a green coat and pink man & tail, her cutiemark are peppermints, she's obsessed with green, she's a big klutz and she loves socks though those of you who've witnessed all of G3 may already known this...now begin the chapter."

Spike was freezing like crazy! Spike was walking in the snow because he fell asleep in the middle of town and found himself waking to a blizzard that blocked his field of vision and sadly it was night time, so his sight was impeded even more! He bumped into walls, he tried to knock on the door, but everyone was asleep.

"Th-th-this is j-j-just gr-r-r-reat! I c-c-can't see w-where I-I-I'm go-going, it's n-n-night, no one is aw-aw-awake and I-I'm g-gon-n-na d-die! *ACHOO!!!* Oh, a c-cold as w-well? W-well, guess I sh-should ju-ju-just lay d-down and l-l-l-let th-the c-cold ta-ta-ta-ta-take m-me!" Said a very angry Spike as he just got down on the snow, face down, shaking.

"Well, now aren't you just a Negative Nancy." Said a voice.

"Oh, a-as the f-f-final-al-al-al strrrrraw! I'm hav-v-ving illu-lu-lu-lusions!"

"What? I'm not an illusion? I'm a pony you silly dragon."

"C-c-can you s-save m-me frrrrom hy-hy-hypothermia if y-you're n-n-not an i-i-illusion?"

"Of course!" That's when Spike was picked up and plopped on to somepony's back. "Here you go you little cutie, socks to keep you comfy and cozy, hahaha..."

"Th-thanks..."

Eventually, Spike felt a warmness, he pulled his head up to see he was in someone's house.

"Wait and warm-up at the fireplace, I'll get you some hot cocoa and candy."

"Okay, and thanks for saving me." Spike did as the mare said and walked into the fireplace to warm himself up.

"Alright Spike, cocoa and peppermints."

"Oh, thanks." Spike said as he walked out of the fireplace.

"Uh..."

"What? I'm a dragon."

"I guess that makes sense. Anyways, here." She said, giving him the cocoa and mints.

Spike sipped the warm drink and then popped a mint into his mouth.

"Mmmm, these are so good."

"Thanks, making mints are my special talent."

"Really?"

"Really!"

"I'm Spike! What's the name of my fun savior?"

"I'm Minty..." Then she leaned into Spike's ear. "...Don't tell anyone Spike, but I'm the one who gave Santa the stockings idea."

Spike then started laughing.

"It's true actually."

"Please, how can someone like you manage to start a Hearthswarming tradition that existed for centuries?"

"That's because it was my 1st incarnation who did it."

"3rd incarnation?"

"Yeah, you're looking at the 4th me."

"I don't follow what you're saying, are you high?"

"No, I'm telling you the truth, wait here! I got proof!" She then ran to the stairs, as soon as she got to the top, she mis-stepped and fell down the stairs.

"Oh, she's dead, let's get to the..."

"Sorry, but it's not over yet!" The Cameraman told Claire.

"Drat!"

"Ooh! Oh! Ow! Ooch! Ack!" Then she landed on her belly. "Doh!"

"Oh-my God, you okay?" Spike said, helping her up.

"Yeah...I'm basically the Earth Pony version of Derpy."

"Wow, that must suck being a huge klutz."

"Yeah, but it's not so bad."

"How?"

"Doesn't matter now. So come on, let's see the thing I wanted to show you."

Spike shrugged and followed behind to catch her in case she fell again...and of course, she did!

"Hey! Watch the calls pal!"

Spike blushed knowing he was holding Minty's flank, but let go after she said that. "Sorry about that..."

Once they were in Minty's room, it had a green bed, a huge green sock drawer, a green bed all of the walls were green, her curtains were green, her carpets were also green.

"Wow...that's a lot of green Minty."

"Hahah...I know Spike, hey I found it, come here and I'll show you the proof that I started the stockings thing."

Spike and Minty then sat down and looked at the album Minty had in her hooves.

"See? That's me with the 1st incarnations of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash."

"What? Minty, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are 2 of my Best Friends, and you're saying this previous you knew them?"

"I even knew the 2nd you, and the 1st Rarity when she was Rainbow Princess Rarity of the unicorns."

Spike was shocked!

"There were 2 me's back then?"

"Yeah, see? Here's the 2nd you, Master Kenbroath Heathspike, or to your friends and commoners, Spike."

"What about Rarity? Where's she?"

"Here!" Then she pointed to Princess Rarity.

"Wow...that is...um...a huge change from the current one I see."

"Yeah, I could meet-up with them and show how we're all connected, but..."

"But what?"

"Well, how can I say this...." She then looked away from Spike. "...I'm a bit shy, I mean, Pinkie Pie may have given me a greenerific welcome party and I talked to all 3 of them, but...I haven't seen them since that party! I did something that caused all of Ponyville to blow up even though it was an accident!"

"Wow...you're that clumsy? What was it?"

"Both me and Derpy tripped at the same time, we bumped our foreheads together and the resulting clumsy energy was enough to destroy everything, and boy wher they mad! It was an event so tragic that it was called..."

"When Idiots Collide? I saw that some time ago and it was in the newspaper back when me and Twilight lived in Canterlot...was that really you? Holy shit,I'm surprised everyone in Ponyville survived the blast...especially Rarity!"

Then Minty started crying! "It was the worst thing to ever happen in my life!"

Spike then hugged Minty.

"Hey...it was just an accident, it's not like you really meant to blow-up Ponyville, I mean, no-one died did they?"

"No..."

"And Ponyville is back to...it's original status, now, how's about I help you reconnect with Pinkie, Dashie, and Rarity?"

"Can you really do that?"

"Yeah I can, oh Pinkie!" Spike called and that's when Pinkie came out from under the bed with RD and Rarity in tow!

"How did we get here?" Rainbow Dash questioned, but then saw Minty. "Minty? Why are we in your house?"

"Blech, and there's simply too much of one color in this bedroom for my tastes!" Rarity said disgusted, then she turned her attention towards Minty. "Minty? Is that you darling?"

Minty was slowly backing away, but then tripped over a sock!

"Ow!"

"Haha! Now she's de..."

"Would you cut that out?!"

"Heya Minty!"

"W...wha?"

"What's the matter?"

Then Minty ran and hid behind Spike! "Spike, I am still very scared to talk to them!" She whispered.

"Don't worry, they are very forgiving, just apologize." Spike then pushed her towards them!

"Uh...hey Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity...I've got something to tell you 3..." She then broke into a cold sweat. "Uh.....I'm v-very sorry about the explosion!" Then she covered her face, she expected punches but instead heard laughter. "Wuh?"

"Told ya!"

"Don't worry about that, we're all fine!" Pinkie said.

"Infact, looking back at that, it was pretty awesome!" Ranbow Dash added.

"Indeed, It's a good thing the insurance company was still standing and able to pay for everything!" Rarity finished.

"So...you're not mad at me anymore?" She was then hugged by all 3!

"Of course we aint mad, you're a friend! Our friend." Pinkie told her.

"........" She then cried a tear of joy as she jumped out of the hug and began hugging Spike! "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

"You're very welcome." Spike then felt her cheek rub against his cheek.

"You don't know how happy I am!" She then got a mint out of her nightstand and ate it! "For helping me face my fears, here's a reward!" Then she kissed Spike.

"Wow...very...minty!" Spike remarked.

"Nice one! Now have some more!"

Then she went to full on making out with Spike.

"Um..." Spoke Rainbow Dash.

"Huh?" Said Minty.

"Pinkie fell asleep, so she can't do the reality bending teleportation, and it's very cold out, mind if we stay here for the night?"

"Oh yeah." Then she turned to look at Spike. "After the guest beds are set, I can give you part 2 of my reward for you where we have a little 'fun' with my socks."

Spike didn't listen, he was just there smiling like some doofus...

"Okay, the story's, lets get to the next chapter!"

"But..."

"I said next!"