Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

Lavender's jaw dropped after seeing the title of the chapter.

"Hmm...guess you're one of the OC's Lavender, and by the looks of things, you are one OC who does not get a sex chapter...other dimension sister?"

No response.

"Okay boys, she's paralyzed, take her to the ER, and let us begin....now!"

Spike and his daughter Lavender have been close since she was born, they would have lots of fun together with his wife...or rather, deceased wife Rarity. After her death, Lavender never left Spike's side. She really cares about her dad, even reading a comicbook with him...though one day, their relationship as dad & daughter would eventually transform into something else.

As Spike went around Ponyville, he looked around seeing all sorts of ponies and their grandchildren.

"I love you grandpa."

"Grandma, you're the best."

"Thanks for the 150 bits granny and pappy!"

"(I'm getting pretty old aren't I? Maybe I should find Lavender a guy for herself.)" Spike thought.

Meanwhile, back in the cave, Lavender was reading an incest manga...

"Why can't daddy be that way with me?" She said as she watched the father & daughter kiss, but not as family, but as lovers. "I gotta confess to him later..."

"Lavender, I'm home!" Spike called. "Can you come here and humor and idea of mine?"

"Okay daddy!"

Lavender then arrived at the living room to see her father Spike and then she pounced to give him a big loving home.

"Alright kiddo, let go."

"No way daddy, I love you so much!"

She then kissed his cheek, making Spike blush.

"Haha, alright Lavender, that's enough."

"*Giggle!* Okaaaay."

"Alright dad...so what did you want to tell me?"

"Alright sweetie, I think it's about time you get me some grandkids."

"S-say what?!"

"Yeah, I think it's time you moved out and started your own family in your own cave or castle."

"B-but daddy, wont you get lonely?"

Spike grit his teeth. "It's good that you care for me Lavender, but...*gulp!* I can just move back in with Twilight, she could always use my help...*fake smile.* Okay, so I got a bunch of stallions ready for you tomorrow, they'll be meeting us at Sugarcube Corner so you can interview them all and decide who you'd want for your husband."

"(But daddy, I want you as my husband!)" Her thoughts whined. "Okay dad, you know I could never say no to you."

"*sigh.* Thanks Lavender..."

The next day, Lavender sat at a table and a long line of stallions were lined-up.

"Go get'em Lavender." Spike then sat at the counter where he sat with Pinkie Pie.

"Hey Pinkie..."

"Hello Spike, haven't seen you in a while since..."

"Yeah...well don't worry, I'm moving back in with Twilight so I wont be so lonely, I'll probably be her royal army's secret weapon."

"That's good to know, but...are you sure your daughter Lavender wants this and wants to just leave you?"

"Pinkie, she needs to move on eventually, I mean, she'll outlive me, she can't take care of me forever, you know..."

Lavender heard Spike say all of that."(Daddy...)"

And so, the date interviews began.

"Hey."

"Aren't you Pinkie's adopted griffin kid?"

"Yeah, so what do you say? Dating a guy you know?"

"I say no, next!"

Then the griffon left.

"Hey!"

"Nah, not you sir, you're a little 'young' for my tastes."

"I'm only 10 years younger than you!"

"You're 11."

"But..."

"Next!"

"Good day, lady Lavender of 'The Dragon' family."

"Alright, fancy shmansy, get lost!"

"I...I beg your pardon?"

"You heard me, I'm not into the fancy guys, hey! If you're a fancy pants guy, get lost!" She called to the line, making a few of them go away. "(Okay girl, if you can make all of these guys get lost, then you can confess to daddy!)"

Spike sat and watched with Pinkie as every stallion and other male creatures get a no.

"Wow, never realized my Lavender was so picky with her guys."

"Maybe she's a lesbian?" Pinkie suggested.

"NO I'M NOT!!!" Lavender shouted back at them! "Also, you! Get lost!"

"*sigh*, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and pee, tell me how it goes." Then, when Spike was out of earshot...

"Okay guys, take 5, I'll be right back." Lavender then got off her chair and headed to Pinkie Pie. "Hey...can we talk?"

"Yeah, what's up Lavender?"

"*Whispers*"

"Hmm...now that's unexpected...I thought you were just some daddy's girl...didn't expect it to be a complex."

"Please Pinkie, just do it!"

"Anything for a friend."

Then once the 5 minutes were over, Spike had already comeback from bathroom, with Lavender still saying no to guys.

"Um, Spike?"

"Could you follow me, I need your help."

"Sure thing Pinkie."

Then, once Pinkie & Spike were gone...

"Sorry last 12 guys, buuuuut...I see no potential relationships, but can you please help me with a plan before you leave? I'll even pay you guys!"

They all nodded because they had nothing else better to do.

"Great..."

Minutes later...

"Damn Pinkie, never realized how much cussing there was in Stuart Lit..."

"Help me daddy, they're trying to gang rape me!" cried a tied up Lavender with fake tears.

"NOT TO MY BABY!!!" Spike then sprang into action, beating everyone up in blind rage!

After that, Spike cut Lavender free from her ropes.

"Lavender, are you okay?"

"I am now, thanks to you daddy...I love you!"

"I love yah too kiddo, guess I'm not ready to give you up just yet, heh heh..."

"Daddy?"

"Yes sweetheart?"

Then Lavender put her hands on Spike's cheeks.

"I already chose a guy I want to start a family with..." Then she looked at Spike with longing eyes.

"M..me?"

"Yes daddy, I love you more than just a father, but as a lover!"

Spike then saw Rarity's smile on Lavender's face. Spike started tearing.

"*sniff*"

"You can cry daddy, I'll wipe those tears away."

Spike's tears streamed down his face as he hugged his daughter.

"Thank you Lavender...you're so sweet to me!" He told her after pulling back from the hug.

"You're welcome dad..." She then kissed her dad on the lips.

Spike returned it as their reptilian tongues danced around in their mouths. After breaking the kiss, they held hands and went back home to that cave, that the 2 of them shared.

"Aww, what a cute ending to a chapter, what say you Lavender?"

"It's so embarrassing! That's twice I got embarassed in this story!"

"Better make it 3 times!"

"What?"

"Oh yes, I have something planned in the next chapter."