"And now, substitute hosts...Gem and Turquoise Blitz!"

"Thanks...it's nice to be here, aint it Turq?"

"..."

"Uh...why don't you introduce yourselves?"

"Sure, I am Gem, the most recognizable, if not 1st, OC offspring of the Sparity ship."

"And I'm Turquoise Blitz, I am Crystal Clarity's younger brother."

"Wow, what's it like living with such a b..."

"Finish that sentence and I'm gonna finish you off after I finish off Lavender!"

"Uh...why don't we introduce th next character?" Suggested the Cameraman.

"Yes...next is...Mjolna."

"Who's Mjolna?" Asked Turquoise Blitz.

"She's a background pony with light gold eyes, pale amber mane and tail with Berry Punch's mane style, her coat is a Grayish Gamboge and finally as a huge of course, her cutiemark is Mjolnir, Thor's hammer."

"Time for some shocking events?"

"I think...well, what do I now camerman?"

"Say begin the chapter."

"Oh, right, begin the chapter!"

Thunder cracked through the cloudy sky!

"Whoa...seems like quite the sto...." Spike was then interrupted as a giant monster came down from the lightningbolt smashing down!

"Run you weak creatures, for I am Shockosuarus!"

The monster then opened up his chest and a rapid fire burst of lightning bolts shot out of his chest!

"Twilight, a monster is here." Spike deadpanned.

*snore!*

"Sweet, she's sleeping, now the Mayor is gonna call the Ponyville Superheroes!" Spike then left the castle as he followed Shockosaurus who was stomping to Ponyville.

Spike sat at a safe distance as he ate some snacks he made.

"Where's Princess Twilight Sparkle?!"

"Aaaaah, I'm allergic to electricity!"

"What's with all the giant monsters?"

That's when the monster saw someone.

"I'm feeling like having a snack, you'll do nicely!"

"Nooooooo!"

That's when a really hard kick came to the monster's face!

"Gwaah! What the fuck?"

"It's Lily Longsocks!"

"You brat!"

Then he was hit with a giant boulder!

"It's Mare Do Well 2!"

Then he was hit by a hammer!

"It's Mjolna!"

Spike's eyes were shining as she came down with her hammer! Out of all of Ponyville's Superheroines, Mjolna was his favorite, he'd buy all of hermerchandise, watch her movies, play her video games, read her fanfictions and sometimes write her fanfictions and when Twi & Starlight are asleep, he'd even makeout with a Mjolna action figure.

"You can do it Mjolna!" Spike cheered with heart eyes!

"A dinosaur with electricity powers, you must be one of The Escaped Bolts, anyways, I'm going to eliminate you!"

"Ha! You're just who I've been waiting for!"

"What?!"

That's when he started absorbing her electricity!

"(No! Mjolna!)"

"*groan!* Stoooooop!"

"Never! Once I absorb all of your god like electricity, I'll become unstoppable!"

"Not gonna happen pal!" Said Lily Longsocks as she and Mare do Well 2 sprang into action! Lily, preparing for a punch and Mare do Well 2 shooting energy blasts!

"Hah!" Shockosuarus then flicked away Lily and then absorbed energy from Mare do Well 2! "Awesome, now I'll get god powers and alicorn powers!"

"Oh-no, Mare do Well 2 & Mjolna are in trouble!"

"Where's Princess Twilight and her friends?"

"(I gotta save her...wait...could it be? Could this really be my chance to win her over, like in my fanfics?)" It was at that moment that Spike stood up and shot a fireball at Shockosuarus!

"Huh?" He then spotted Spike. "What? A pint sized dragon is really gonna defeat a big strong dinosaur like me?"

Spike then shot another fireball at his eye!

"Gah! That stings you little bastard! If you're so suicidal, then I'd be happy to kill you off!" He then began shooting lightingbolts at Spike, but he jumped out of the way and disappeared behind a house! "Hah, trying to run eh? You wont get away from me!" He then stopped draining energy from Mjolna and Mare do Well 2 as he stomped towards the back of the house, only to find a small hole! "Ha! Now to blast lightning into the hole, and Hasta la Vista!"

Spike then popped out under his belly and ran for cover as Shockosuarus shot lightning into the hole which came out the hole under him!

"Oh! That's smarts!" He then looked around. "Okay...where are yah, you clever little punk!"

Spike made it to Mjolna and shook her.

"Mjolna, wake-up!"

"Come out, come out where ever you are!"

"Huh? What happened?"

"That guy tried to absorb all of you and Mare do Well 2's powers!"

"He did, did he? Thanks for waking me up dragon kid...though...maybe we can have him pick on someone his own size, quick, wake-up Mare do Well 2, I have a plan."

"You can run, but you can't hide and once I find you, hey, why not get some bonus dragon power?"

That's when thunder and lightning cracked across the sky!

"Why don't you pick on someone your own size bub?"

"Huh?" Shockosuarus then turned around to see a giant Beef Spike in front of him! "So they gave you this power huh? Unfortunately it's meaningless!" Shockosuarus then charged at Beef Spike!

"Texas Smash!"

Then with that one punch, Shockosuarus was sent flying!

"Grah!"

*Crash!*

Then Beef Spike pulled out his lance!

"Hah! What a stupid looking over sized lightning rod!"

"Mjolna?"

"You got it Spike!" Then she wrapped electricity around his lance!

"You want Mjolna's power? Then come get some!"

"Die you insignificant fanboy!"

Beef Spike then shrunk to his normal size as he leapt towards Shockosuarus!

"I'm not a fanboy! I am Mjolna's #1 Fan!"

"That's what a celebrity says to every fan, what makes you so special?"

"I'm the only one brave enough to stand up to you after Mjolna was knocked out, aren't I?"

Spike then stabbed Shocosuarus's head!

"YOU BASTARD, YOU THINK YOU'LL KILL ME THAT EASILY? WHAT A JOKE!!!"

That's when Beef Spike unleashed another punch!

"DETROIT SMASH!!!"

Shockosuarus then died in a hurricane explosion! Everyone held onto something as the wind pressure blasted in all different directions! Spike then turned back to normal.

"Great job kid." Mjolna complimented.

"You're welcome." Spike said to her. "It was my honor."

"Welp, guess I better go..."

"Stop!"

"Huh?"

"Uh...well..."

"Oh,you want a kiss kid? Sure." She then kissed his cheek.

"(No, this isn't how I invisioned it!)" Spike thought to himself.

"Now, I really must g..." Spike then grabbed her head kissed her on the lips, and then forced his way through her teeth! "(Whoa, such a forceful one, even with a goddess level pony!)"

Spike did not let go and Mjolna was in too big of a shock as his tongue fought her tongue!

"(Damn, this fan is really good, he must be the kind of nerd who practices a lot with his pillow!)" She then pulled him off. "Pretty brave aren't you? Forcing your tongue on me."

"Ah! I'm sorry, it's just a fantasy I've always wanted!" Spike then crouched down, covering his head.

"Get up will you Spike?"

"You're not gonna hurt me?"

"No, but...if you wanna kiss like that again, you're gonna have to work for it at 1st base."

Spike's jaw dropped. "You mean it?"

"Yes, now come, we need to get your training started."

"Training?"

"As my sidekick."

"(Best...rainy day...ever)" Spike thought as his eyes shined ever so brightly as they walked next to each other.

Twilight Sparkle then woke from her nap.

"Spike...get me some water...Spike?" She mumbled to herself.

"Alright, are the girls still fighting or are we gonna do anoth..."

Then Gem & Turquoise Blitz were shoved out of the way!

"Sorry about that, but now that we're back, we can now get to the next chapter!" Said Crystal Clarity.

"Sorry Gem and Turquoise Blitz." Apologized Lavender.

Author's Note

In case you were wondering, the Texas Smash and Detroit Smash are All Might's moves from Boku no Hero Academia or My Hero Academia.