Hi I'm a mess of Random

"Hi there! I'm Blaze a super amazing wondercorn. But I'm just an alicorn living in the allied corn kingdom." A young alicorn walks in. "Oh that's my cousion Celestia, she can raise the sun and cooks a really mean panckae! Seriously we have to kill our breakfast. Anyways you all wanna see my powers right? Well my mom says I can't use them until noon.  But I can use this one!" Blaze swims across land to his house where his mom a character who resembals twilight is upset with him.

"Blaze why are you swimming on land?" She asked with anger.

       "It's faster that way besides what are you gonna do about it take my scooter away?" The mother then procceds to swipe the scooter away. "Point proven."

          "Man how am I ever gonna get my scooter back? I need it to impress Destiny Star." Blaze was upset, his crush wouldn't lobe him without his scooter. "I need her p.lobe it's the obly thing that matters." Blaze said out loud. Blaze made his way over to Celestia's house. "Hi Celestia can I borrow your super powers?"

       "Of course you can Blaze! that's what friends are for!"

       "Thanks!" Blaze used his super powers to teleport his scooter to him. But first he needed to fly. Blaze jumped into the ocean and began flying with the dolphins. As Blaze flew around in the ocean he noticed that it was 3:00 P.M. "Oh I better get to the castle since I live there, and, Destiny Star will be there to." Blaze swam on the road to his castle. Once he arrived he danced with Destiny(lol puns). After getting his girlfriend at the age of 12 he won at life. But his scooter was taken.

The film came to a close. Starlight Glimmer was taped to a chair with her eyes peeled back screaming to make it stop. Well girls and, Blaze let's leave." The other resodents of Starlights town came in to the theater with their own bad movies to make Starlight sit though.

     "Good thing I'm nothing like that Blaze I have even less character and a backstory that didn't need to be there! Also my very presence makes ponies lose all depth and development that they had." Blaze declared.

         "Yep that's why I married you." Twilight said. Pinkie transformed into  a changeling.

         "Pinkie why didn't you tell us?" Applejack declared. "Well duh my reveil doesn't add anything or change the story in any meaningful way. It's just meant to fill the desire for stupid fan theories where they don't need to be." Pinkie said.

         "Well my husband is a corrupted regeneration of Twilight's husband and his name is flame."

         "Is it just me or do most of us have no point but to fill a power fantasy for blaze?" Rainbow said.

         "Eh who really cares I'm married to big mac. Fluttershy said."

         "Yeah I suppose we should just go with the flow an- IS THAT DIRT!?" Rarity fainted.

         "Well it's just another day in the status qoe.