A Break From Order

"Tsk tsk!" Discord shook his head, "why Princess Celestia haven't you heard of foreplay?"

The Alicorn princess gave him a scowl of disgust. He enjoyed toying with her far too much for her liking, but every moment she had his attention was a moment Twilight Sparkle and her friends could save the day. "No, I haven't," she said wilily, "Why don't you tell me about it?"

Discord smiled as he stepped close to her. "Foreplay is where you take time to appreciate your partner's... physical... characteristics." He traced his lion paw gently around her jaw and down her neck, following the contour of her jeweled necklace. He stepped to her side and stroked her hair down her back, which sent shivers of anticipation down her spine. "It's a way to get excited for what's to come."

Celestia smiled wryly. "I'm excited about you getting it over with."

Discord suddenly disappeared and reappeared in front of her. "Is that really what you want, princess?"

Celestia's eyes darted down enough to see that he was ready to deliver on that request. She opened her mouth to speak but Discord shoved his large red intimate piece of himself into her muzzle. The Alicorn's eyes went wide with surprise as she choked on the phallus, her throat trying in vain to expel the intruder.

"Stop it!" Luna cried, pained to see her sister this way.

"Oh, you don't like it?" Discord asked matter-of-factly, grabbing the white pony's head and pressing it to his body, thrusting a few times.

"No!" She looked at Celestia's contorted face. "Let me take her place!"

Discord raised an eyebrow. "You want me to do this to you?" He asked slyly, withdrawing himself, leaving Celestia gasping for breath.

"No," she answered quickly, "but I'd rather you did it to me than her."

"How generous." Discord smiled and sidled in her direction.

"It's okay," Celestia said, regaining her composure and lifting her head high. "It's better if he can only get to one of us."

The two sisters exchanged a series of meaningful glances, making it clear each would gladly take this burden.

"Well make up your minds!" Discord said, placing his hands on his hips, accentuating his erect "stallionhood". "Which one of you is going to get it?"

Luna looked at the ground and sighed, knowing her sister wouldn't yield when it came to protecting others. "She will," the night pony said with defeat.

"Alright," Discord agreed, and snapped his talon. He reappeared in front of Celestia again and resumed his activity, startling Celestia once again.

Luna turned her head away. She couldn't stand to watch Celestia be taken like this, but didn't want to attract his attention by attempting to run. Instead she listened to the animalistic grunts coming her new king, along with the muffled complaints of her sister.

The whole situation felt surreal, and reminded her of a nightmare she once visited. Or she thought it was a nightmare. A young mare was tied down and about to be ravaged by a menacing stallion. Princess Luna swooped in and stopped him, only to be yelled at by the bound mare for ruining a perfectly good dream. She paid more attention to the dreamer's state of mind after that.

She looked up when she heard Celestia gasp again. Discord had released her. His member glistened from her saliva and had doubled in size, becoming even more intimidating than before.

"Turn around," he said smugly.

"Make me," she said defiantly, smirking a bit.

Both Luna and Discord were confused by Celestia's taunt, but a moment later a lion paw smacked across her white face, forcing her to turn with the momentum. "I said move!" he growled.

Celestia turn her head slowly and looked him straight in the eye. "No."

Luna withheld a smile as she suddenly understood Celestia's plan. Discord was not known for his patience or subtlety, so as long as Celestia challenged him in those arenas, she would certainly win. Though Luna was unsure what she would win.

Discord stomped his lizard leg onto the tiled floor, which deformed like an ocean wave towards Celestia, throwing the Alicorn backwards onto her back.

"Now be a good little princess and stand up," he said patronizingly.

"Why don't you use your fancy magic?" Celestia taunted again. "Or don't you like how I am now?" she asked, pointing her golden hoof at her crotch.

Discord scrunched his face in anger. He teleported again next to her and smacked her rear with a hard wooden stick several times.

Celestia hardly flinched. "Oh please," she said dismissively. "I went through my gothic phase three hundred years ago. It'll take more than a little pain to get me to move."

The dragonequus was fuming and Celestia was delighted. Without being able to threaten her citizens, he had no leverage to get her to do what he wanted. He thought through his options angrily as Celestia silently laughed at him. Then an idea crept into his mind, restoring his confidence.

"We'll see about that," Discord chided. He turned to Luna, who jumped at his sudden gaze. "Come here, Luna."

Luna stepped forward stiffly, as if compelled by an invisible force, uncertain of what to expect. She stopped when she was right in front of him. "Thou shalt not hurt me."

"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it!" Discord chuckled. "But your sister here says she just can't wait for me to be finished. But before we get to the ending, we have to have a climax first." He lowered his head so he was nose to nose with her. "Won't you give your lovely sister a climax?"

Both Luna and Celestia's jaws dropped. "But, I... she's..." Luna stammered.

"Be a good pony and do as I say." Discord waved his talon and stepped back, giving them room.

Luna gave a concerned glance at Celestia who was equally worried. "I guess, I shall give thee a climax?" Luna said questioningly to her grimacing sister. She pushed her tail aside and sat down. She then reluctantly reached her hoof out and brushed Celestia's nethers.

"Oh, oh, that feels so good!" Celestia exclaimed with fake pleasure. "I'm definitely having a climax!" Luna quickly withdrew her hoof and they both looked up at him.

Discord smirked. "Nice try, princesses, but it'll take more than a little bad acting to convince me. Here, put this inside her." He grabbed his own engorged member and it came off with a pop like was suctioned to himself. He offered it to Luna.

Luna looked at the scarlet phallus, complete with its two droopy bulges hanging down. The whole thing was veiny and throbbed as if it were still attached. "How... how can I hold it without magic?" she asked, already knowing the answer.

Discord shook his head. "Use your mouth, like the Earth Ponies do. But be gentle, it's very delicate."

Luna made a most disgusted face. She leaned towards the cock but backed off when she got close. Discord stared expectantly at her and she tried again, but still couldn't bring herself to take it. Discord raised an eyebrow, and that was enough to coerce her into taking it by the base and sack.

It was warm and squishy in her mouth and she felt him stiffen. It tasted moist and salty, with a bit of a unique tang that she could only guess was his natural flavor.

She carried it gingerly over to Celestia's crotch and aimed it at her tight hole. She looked pitifully at her older sister, hoping for a solution.

Princess Celestia scrunched her lips. She was genuinely impressed with Discord's ingenuity. After over a thousand years of sexual experimentation, Discord had found a taboo she had never tried. She could fight against it, but she honestly felt he had earned his victory. Now both she and Luna would just have to bear through it and continue to occupy his time.

“Whatever happens, it's Discord, not you.” Celestia said reassuringly. “Do what he tells you; I'll be fine.”

Luna nodded with understanding. Locking her jaw, she closed her eyes and plunged the cock into her sister's sacred temple.

Celestia squeaked at the sudden penetration. The sticky smooth skin of the shaft seemed to catch on her labia, giving her harsh discomfort that bordered on pain. She instinctively cast a spell to lube things up down there, but it was absorbed by the chain on her ankle.

Luna could tell the cock was not sliding very comfortably, but was at a loss for a solution. She continued with the spirit of the request and slid the cock slowly out and back in.

Celestia moaned with the sensation, longing for less friction. She tried to relax and tried to think about more positive penetrations. She remembered the days of concubines when Well Hung, a stallion chosen for her pleasure, came to her bedroom nightly. He was adept at maximizing her sexual satisfaction, and her memories of him helped her satisfy herself even in modern times.

As she fantasized, her natural juices flowed enough to make things far more pleasant. She even tried to stimulate herself like she usually does in her alone time, but her magic blinked once again. She then reached down with her foreleg and touched herself with the rounded edge of her golden shoe.

Seeing Celestia like this was relieving to Luna, knowing she wasn't hurting her anymore. She started thrusting harder and faster, hoping to bring Discord over the edge as soon as possible.

Discord was thoroughly enjoying himself. He shook and danced, revelling not only the spectacle of the two princesses getting it on, but also the wonderful feeling of having sex in more than a thousand years. His body did a serpentine wave and he celebrated with a cartwheel. He began to hoot and holler. “Faster!” he commanded.

Luna obeyed, beginning to break a sweat. Discord's toys slipped a bit and she had to regrasp them in her mouth before she continued. She kept up the high speed until at last a splash of white liquid shot past the cock and covered Luna's face. She released the member and shook off the mess as best she could.

“Don't stop now!” Discord reprimanded, “I haven't finished yet!”

Luna looked up at Discord and then at her sister's dripping pussy, plugged by Discord's disembodied pulsing cock. Then she looked up at her sister, who sheepishly grinned back, her cheeks flushed with bubbly embarrassment. “Sorry,” Celestia apologized.

“Well at least one of us is enjoying themselves,” Luna muttered, taking hold of the tool and resuming her task.

Discord continued to dance, moving his fists in a horizontal circle while gyrating his hips in time to Luna’s rhythm. He grabbed one leg and the back of his neck oscillated between scrunching his body inward and arching his back out. He spread his legs and jiggled, placed his arms on his hips and moved them in a large circle, thoroughly loving every moment of it.

Celestia threw her head back and allowed herself to enjoy this ridiculous experience for what it was. She supposed she was the Queen of Chaos for the moment, and elated in its novelty. The object inside her felt like it changed shape with each of Luna’s thrusts, cycling through the various creatures Discord was made of, and more. The absurdity of it all gave her a smile that grew into a laugh that she stifled with her free hoof.

Princess Luna rolled her eyes, wondering if her sister or Discord was crazier. She continued to pleasure Discord with Celestia’s velvet glove and shifted her seat. The movement caused her body to remind her mind that she was being left out of all the pleasures happening just inches in front of her nose. She tightened her moist crotch and cursed herself for liking any bit of it. Trying to ignore her shame, focused on keeping up the reciprocating movement, opting to rock her body to give her neck a rest. She secretly took pleasure in the compression of her nethers with each push, rationalizing that it wasn’t her fault that her movements applied sexual sensation to herself.

Luna continued her duty, ignoring the stray spurts that landed like stars in her hair, until finally Discord was finished. She knew this time because his love stick hardened and shook, eliciting a shriek of pleasure from Celestia, and two of the three monarchs wailed in unison as several fireworks shot out from behind Discord as he stood spread eagle, extending his arms above him.

Princess Luna slowed to a stop and sat back, breathing heavily from her workout. Celestia pushed out the phallus out onto the floor. Luna watched it as it be still for a moment before it stood up and waddled over to Discord. It jumped and spun around, attaching itself back onto his crotch before it disappeared beneath his fur.

Celestia was still on the floor, eyes closed, mouth agape with a slight smile, still shaking with pleasant spasms. When she opened her eyes, she saw Luna looking down at her shaking her head. “Next time, I’ll bear that burden, if that’s alright with you,” she said.