The Big Bad Diamond Dog
Chapter 1: To Catch a Predator...and Fail at It
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The next day, the Saturday air came. The sky looks ever so blue, the birds are singing and chirping, and the morning sun shines very brightly onto the world. All of the business owners prepare to open their shops as if it where any regular ol' day. The townsfolk come out of their homes to leave for somewhere; presumably right here in Ponyville.
Back in the farm, Apple Bloom wakes up and heads down for breakfast. She happens to spot Winona standing near the table, panting happily and eagerly inviting her to sit on her usual seat, which Apple Bloom does. She looks at Winona.
Apple Bloom's POV
"Heh," I haw'd while smiling at the doggie. "Yer just a regular ol' dog who just wants teh be a mare's best friend. Meanwhile a much more dangerous dawg is comin' tah bring harm to us all..."
"Who's comin' tah bring harm to us all?" questioned Applejack, who overheard me say somethin' to our family pet.
I turned mah attention to my big sister and said: "Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...! I-It's nothin'!" I nervously dart my eyes away from AJ.
I could sense that my sister was havin' doubts, but resumed to makin' breakfast anyways. I let out a quiet "phew!" right before my big brother, Big Mac, clip-clop into the kitchen. He sits on his usual chair as he awaits for what be on the menu this mornin'.
Applejack made a bunch of apple-flavored pancakes and pasteries...which all happened to be Big Mac's favorites. He doesn't give it a second thought before he shows off a gitty-happy expression, pick up the entire table, and just go to town on teh whole breakfast as if his mouth was a black hole! He puts the table back down then lets out a loud burp; meanwhile me, Applejack, and Winona just facepalm at what just happened.
"Oh Big Mac..." me and AJ say.
It was then when Granny walked into the kitchen and just said: "Guess we're goin' out fer breakfast this mornin'."
After we all had our share of mornin' food, we went our separate ways. When they could no longer see me, I immediately dashed to the entrance of teh Everfree Forest.
Sweetie Belle's POV
When I woke up, I was immediately greeted with Opalescence, or Opal for short, on top of my sheets.
"Hmm, I know: breakfast."
After making her a bowl of cat mix and a bowl of water (I've been taking lessons from Cooking Club lately) I sat on my usual, pretty little seat as I awaited my big sister to come down and cook us some breakfast. And lo and behold there she is, walking into the kitchen!
"Why darling," Rarity began speaking. "Good morning and and all that. How is my precious, little sister doing this fiiiiiiiiine morning?"
"Suuuuuuuuuper duper! Heh heh...heh," I replied nervously.
Rarity gave me a questionable look before walking over to the stove and hovering over all of the ingredients to make omelettes. I turned my head to Opal and unconsciously said: "Hmmmm... I wonder if Diamond Dogs love to eat cats?"
"Excuse me?" Rarity gave a confused and shocked look at the same time. I just shook my head and she just shrug it off, returning to her cooking.
"(Inner thoughts) Even if Rarity were to ever happen to stumble upon these scary doggies, I bet she'd still be a cool sis!" I smiled to myself and awaited for eating time.
After I filled my belly, Rarity left to go to work. That's it, keep walking... Walking... Waaaaaaaalkiiiiiiiiing... Aaaaaaaaand... GONE! I rushed through the town to meet up with the others and begin our mission. My heart's pounding already...and it's not even because I'm running so dang fast!
Scootaloo's POV
I first thing that I did when I woke up was jump up energetically, causing the sheets to blow back from me to the bottom of my bed. Then I ran out of my house, grabbed my signature scooter, and rode through town to the nearest restaurant.
I eventually stumbled upon this weird joint ran by a hairy man. His apparent seems to be that weird--if admittedly interesting--intern who everypony seem to be calling the Doctor. I walked by to a tough looking pony and ordered a table. He said they don't have any open tables yet, when suddenly Rainbow Dash called my name from somewhere. The tough pony was kind enough to lead me to the caller, and there she was; waving and everything! I sat with her while he return to his occupation.
"Wassup, little dudette!" she greeted to me.
"Hi to you to, Dash!" I greeted as well. "Hey, have you heard about this Big Bad Diamond Dog?"
"No, why? she questions. "Is he big? Is he hairy? Is he tough looking? Does he have a hoofable face? What does wear? What..." She yammers on and on and all I just do is sit there and listen; giggling and having a beaming look on my face occasionally.
"May I take your order?" the mature looking lady approaches us and asks what we want.
Rainbow Dash picks up her dining menu and says: "I'llllllllll haaaaaaaaaaave a strawberry waffle with cream!"
Somepony behind her, presumably a man, coughs and says "Virgin!" in an insulting manner.
Rainbow Dash looks behind herself angrily then looks back to her menu, next ordering... "With orange juice..."
The male pony again coughs while insultingly saying, "Never fucked a steed before!"
Rainbow Dash again looks behind herself and gives off a look that probably screams, "Make one more freaking joke. Go ahead. I dare you! I double dare you!! I triple I'mgoingtosolovemakingyoucryinpainandanxiety dare you!!!" and looks at her menu again. Finally she orders for... "Hash browns."
The male pony once again coughs while saying, "She wishes that she could take a horsecock as big as mine!"
That sent Dash boiling as she jumps over the seat behind her and goes to town on the man pony, hoofing, bucking, and generally saying things inappropriate, poking over even regular adult's standards. Everyone gathered 'round to watch the exciting scene unfold before them shouting "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" over and over again. I decided to join them, mainly rooting to Dash obviously. Meanwhile Tank hovers over us and watches the amusing event, hanging and shaking his head all the while.
After eating and a trip to the hospital, we waved goodbye to each other before Rainbow Dash grabs her pet and flies away at high speed. She's so cool... I suddenly remember about the meeting, so I scooter through town at high speed, fluttering my inferior wings all the while in desperate gain for more speed as I hurry to the spooky forest's entrance.
Narrator's POV
Moments later, the Cutie Mark Crusaders all arrive at the entrance of the Everfree Forest before everyone else. They take this opportunity to recap the plan the whole class came up.
"Alright, let's go over this again..." Apple Bloom begins. "With my fancy-shnancy building skills we make a house made entirely out of twigs. Then we disguise ourselves as pigs and hide inside the house. Sweetie here will use her unicorn magic to make us immune to their wind magic, since they have a habit of blowin' down houses. Finally Snips and Snails, with the power of teamwork, create a giant net to catch The Big Bad Diamond Dawg hook, line, and sinker!"
"Sounds like a great idea!" Scootaloo comments. "And all I have to do is just lure the Diamond Dog to the twig house with my scooter, right?"
"Of course," Sweetie Belle replied. "Can't do it without you~!"
Eventually the rest of the learning center gang arrive at the entrance, including their teacher Cheerilee.
"Alright everypony." Cheerilee began explaining the rules. "This is a very dangerous area to be in so I want you all to stay together. I brought along someone who will protect us in case anything happens to come across our path."
As she says so, a tall, white unicorn suddenly warps in front of the class.
"Err greetings, dudes and dudettes." The male mare began introducing himself. "My name's Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard."
"Cool!" The entire class shouted. They gathered around him in amusement. They began asking questions, wanting autographs, and overall just basking in his glory.
"Thank you for offering to be our bodyguard," Cheerliee said to Shiny. "But are you sure it's okay to be doing something as small as this? What of the other guards or an unexpected danger?"
"Nah, miss," Shining ensured. "Celestia told us that she would handle any imposing threat for a while. So now where all on vacation...in a sense."
"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh," Cheerliee said.
After a bit of all-around chatter, the Apple Bloom announced: "Okay everyone! It's time to enter the forest! Hope yous all are prepped and ready! Cause here we go!"
With those words, everyone entered the Everfree Forest to catch this Big Bad Diamond Dog. As they expected the area of the forest feels very grim and suspicious, yet not to the extent that they all previously though. However, as soon as they dug deeper and deeper in this location, the sky grows dark and darker. To the point that you could swear that Celestia never existed and that Nightmare Moon returned and became the dominant ruler. Also, the tree's all look unusually threatening and suspicious. Scary even!
When they finally reached their destination (a wide open area) they all stopped and began to setup and get in position for the plan. The CMC wore their piggy mask disguises, Apple Bloom built a house made of twigs, and Scootaloo went to find The Big Bad Diamond Dog to lure him here; after which, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle walk into the twig house.
After a while of hiding and waiting, Snips and Snails began sharing their doubts out loud.
"This is stupid!" began Snips. "There is no such thing as The Big Bad Diamond Dog! Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo made it up!"
"Yeah!" Snails went next. "What's next? You're going to tell us that Tartarus exists? Hah! Like that could ever happen!"
"Guys please!" Pipsqueak whispered.
And lo and behold, chasing after the scooter riding pony who suddenly appeared to run for the house, there he was: The big, furry, roaring, scary-looking Big Bad Diamond Dog! Everyone hiding behind the trees and bushes almost screamed as soon as they saw him, but fortunately shut their muzzles with their hooves just in time.
Scootaloo jumps through an open window--which promptly closes shut--just as the Diamond Dog stops in front of the door, which he begins banging on roughly.
"I know you're in there!" he shouted.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders appear behind the window that just closed and began making faces, calling him names, and laughing and pointing at him tauntingly.
"Hmph! I'll show you!" He took a couple of steps back, planted his arms and feet firmly on the ground, and starts puffing up air after each time he opens his mouth. "Imma huff, and imma puff, and imma blow your house down!"
And with that, Sweetie Belle conjures up the wind resistance spell just before the monstrous canine blows out huge amounts of amusingly strong air. And just like he said, the house has been blown to pieces. He's surprised that the trio managed to be unfazed by his wind magic.
"But...but how is that possible?!" he questioned.
"Now Snips and Snails! Do it now!" Scootaloo prompted them.
...However, nothing happened. Everyone started questioning whatever they could be doing, when suddenly they mounted the monster from behind!
"Now to see who you really are...!" Snips says. However after a couple of tugs on the head, he was unable to remove it--because it is real and this most certainly was The Big Bad Diamond Dog in the flesh!
They quickly get off him and begin taking slow stops back as the canine angrily walks up to them.
"Heh heh...heh... N...no hard feelings?" Snips nervously asks.
All the towering dog does is roar at them furiously as they scream and start running away to the opposite direction, the Diamond Dog hot on their trail!
"Oh no!" Shining Armor shouts. "That's the direction where we came from! Which means...they're leading the monster right to Ponyville!!"
"*Gasps* We gotta save everypony!" Sweetie Belle points out loudly. The group runs to the direction the two boys and the dog are running towards.
Back at Ponyville, it is now nighttime, though if you were in Everfree Forest you wouldn't tell. Two boys run through the town as the Big Bad Diamond Dog enters it and starts thrashing everything out of its way like trash; the kiosks, the wagons, etc. Thankfully no one is getting hurt, but still. Eventually all of the noise outside gets to Pinkie (who was making a cake at the time), who stomps to the door and slams it open to see what all of the hubbalo is about.
"Hey~!" she yells. "Unless there's a party going on in the streets I will not tolerate noisies while I'm trying to make caaaaaaaa...!"
She stops her ranting mid-sentence once she spotted a very handsome giant canine ravaging about in the streets. A face that says it's going to make a mess of you, arms as strong as body-built Wonderbolts, legs whose powerful hips are exposed when they need to be, a body so muscular that you swear they'd make good substitutes for tanks, a tail with an oh so interesting, spiky twist, and who knows what could be hiding beneath those clothes of his. He probably own a pair of balls the size of ripe apples, carrying gallons after gallons of delicious semen. And a big...hot...steamy...cock that could fill her right the fu--
"W-w-wait a minute, what am I thinking!?" She shakes her head rapidly. "I need to go find Twilight!"
However it turns out she doesn't need to after all for Twilight has already appeared and seems to be hovering what appears to be a pair of rope. She skillfully manages to wrap the rampaging monster up, arms stuck in between said ropes and all.
"Phew! That should do it," Twilight says.
The crowd cheers for Twilight's success in saving the day while Pinkie and the rest of the gang catch up to her. The rest of the class manage to catch up as well.
"Thank you, Twilight." Cheerliee bows to her in gratitude. "And..." She now turns her attention to the CMC. "Thank you for warning us about The Big Bad Diamond Dog."
The girls just giggle and blush. Meanwhile, Snips and Snails walk up to their teacher and apologize for putting the town in danger.
"Ya know," Rainbow Dash spoke up. "I may be reckless but that's no excuse for you guys to just flee here with this thing after you without thought! You deserve something...physical. Have you heard of tennis before...?"
Snips and Snails swallow at her suggestive sentence right there.
"Well this has been freaky, freshy fun but~..." Pinkie speaks up. "I think it's time I return this bad boy back into Feverfree Forest to screw him--I-I mean set him free~!! Set him free~! Heheheh...heh~..."
Pinkie drags The Big Bad Diamond Dog into the woods, but what the others don't know is that she wants to see his "wood."
Pinkie Pie's POV
We finally arrived in a quiet spot in the spooky forest where I assume no one would find or hear us. I looked to my left and right twice just to make sure.
"So...whatcha gonna do to me? Put me in jail? Make me do hard labor? What?" he questioned.
"*Giggle* Silly~!" I replied. "I'm not going to make you do any of that~. Just come work with me~. I'll just tell the city that you want to pay back for all the damage you caused~. But...first~..."
My lustful self took over as I began to unzip his crotch, revealing a big sheath and...juicy big orbs...!
"Uhhhh..." Uh oh! Now I got the big bad monster uncomfortable. I could tell just by the tone of his voice. I looked up and saw his blushing face. He looked embarrassed; nervous-looking eyes, droopy ears, and all. But I didn't care. I looked back down on his genitals and started licking his sheath. I hear him moan as I do so. I also took this opportunity to get a taste of his nuts. And from tasting both the sheath and testicles I could already tell he'll give me lotsa good, tasty sperm!
"Hmm~?" My ears picked up that the other inhabitants of the Everfree Forest came after the moaning sounds and now they want to watch the show. Typical males~. They want entertainment? I'll give them one! I spread my legs and begin rubbing my wet pussy with my left hoof. I must be doing a great job since now not only could I smell The Big Bad Diamond Dog's musk, but the other monster's as well. At this point I just wanted to go wild with everyone~! But with all of my might I kept my cool and continued to pleasure the huge dog.
His penis started to poke out so I moved my tongue job there. Licking and teasing it like some kind of play thing. As I do so, his dick grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger until it stopped to his knot--which were pretty impressive themselves~. I took one last lick across his shaft from the bottom to the top and then...I slowly deep throat the whole thing in my mouth. I hear him groan in pleasure as I put the whole member down my throat. It tasted very meaty, like some kind steak cooked to medium-rare...not bad!
And now I hear the other creatures either stroking their dicks or rubbing them against the trees, oozing pre all the while. I can tell: I can smell it! Speaking of pre, the handsome canine is beginning the leak some in my muzzle, and it tastes delicious! I speed up my blowjob, desperate to drink up all of his glorious seed.
"S-Stop...!" I halted my sucking when I heard him say stop. What could he want...? "I...I want to be inside you. But I'll need some help with my rope situation first." I smiled and wagged my tail as I enthusiastically untied the rope wrapped around him. Then I stood in front of him so he could pick me up and slowly slide his hot cock through my dripping vagina. We groan in ecstasy then have a long, passionate kiss. He tasted pretty tasty in that department as well by the way.
Now I could hear the others moan as well as they masturbated to our ecstatic moment. But I still didn't care--in fact, the attention drove me even more wild! After we finished kissing, The Big Bad Diamond Dog started lifting and dropping me slowly, and I enjoyed every second of it~. I lifted my head to the sky and hanged my tongue off the right side of my muzzle while I drooled.
"Mmmmmmm~. Aaaaahhhhhhhh~. Uuuuuuhhhhhhh~!" I kept making noises every time he moved my body on his hard length. Oh sweet Celestia! It feels like I'm riding the world's most thickest pole, and the ride's free~!
Suddenly he sped up his shaking, even adding some humping of his own. Oh my~! Guess he's starting to build up climax--and telling by the other monster's volume of their moaning, them as well.
"Mmmmmmph! You're so freakin' tight! I feel I'm going to blow my load anytime now," he commented.
"Nnnnnnnnnngh! Same...here!" she replied.
He begins jackhammering me as I feel him getting ready to ejaculate--I'm no different!
"*Pants* I'm...I'm cumming!" I warned him.
"*Pants* Then...let's...cum together!!" he replied.
After a couple more seconds, we both scream into the air as we start to mix our white liquids together, though he seems to be winning in terms of outlet. I could feel his hot, thick, sticky seed splurt all over my pussy's inner walls. As he kept pumping ropes after ropes of cum in me, my belly began to bulge. I was certainly right about him holding gallons of semen, that's for sure!
He finally stopped cumming as he's spent all of his sperm in my body, though I think some of them spurt down below us. And I'm pretty sure I smell other kinds of cum nearby us. Guess they were satisfied~.
He slowly slid me off of his dick until I heard a pop and felt excessive white liquids flow out of me and down on the ground. He pulls me to his chest as we try to catch our breath over our exotic moment. The other creatures leave us alone and go off to somewhere else.
After a while, I get up and share one last, romantic kiss with him before he gets up too and follows me back to Ponyville.
Back in Ponyville, the ponies are cleaning up the mess he created. I also realized that we forgot to clean ourselves up! So we sneak through a path where they were less likely to spot us. After we reached my place, we went inside, climbed up the stairs, and entered the bathroom. I turned on the shower while he took of his clothing. We stepped inside and washed each other up.
After that happened, we decided to go inside my room and have a good night's sleep together. Hmhm... He's so snuggly~...
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