The Call of the "Other" Cuties

One day in Equestria, in a clearing near a certain farm, three friends were scheming and plotting.(not butts dummy) "All ahm sayhing is, ahm nawht so shure about this one plahn" "Estimation of plan succession rate:69.7 percent" "C'mon guys, I'm sur-cluck-that it will work" Those three were three friends, Gangsta Bloom, Sweetie Bot, and Scootachicken, respectively. "Everyone knows that manticlucks can be used as a magicluck energy source" "Probability of Truth in Answer:99.9 percent" "Well, ahs lohng ahs we make it queek; Ah have to rawndeyvoo with Shauuhndee to show some STAG members whoose baws." "Oh Gangsta Bloom, it'll be pretty quicluck" "Good, now lets go." "Proceed With Further Commands." So the three fillies went into the Everfree Forest to find a Manticore, as a power source that would power a dimensional teleporter to teleport them to the Pizza dimension, where everything is made out of pizza, because y'know ponies really do like their pizza. So then they ventured into Everfree Forest. The three crept around the flora, searching for their target. "Sweetie Bot, do your cluck thing" Scootachicken commanded. "Affirmative. Scanning area of 1 cubic mile for thermal life form readings......solitary life form detected.......detecting location of life form.....estimated 10 feet away." "Tehn feeht uhwey?" Gangsta Bloom readied her net to throw on the Manticore. The bushes in front of them rustled, and slowly, a chicken head came out of it. "Hey look, its Scootachicken's cuhsin! hahahahahaha" "Emitting elated response in T-Minus 3...2...1...Humorous Expression." Sweetie Bot droned. "Oh ha...CLUCK...ha. very funny." Scootachicken clucked. Then, the chicken head rose out of the bushes and revealed itself to be a Cockatrice. "GANGSTA BLOOM, CLUCK DO SOMETHING." "Oh alright then." Gangsta Bloom then pulled out her Apoco-Fists and gave the Cockatrice a slight tap, causing him to explode into bloody gibs. "thayt nevar gehts oald." Then after that Sweetie Bot scanned for more life forms and found well y'know, a Manticore. Gangsta Bloom had her net ready and they tied it up and stacked it onto Sweetie Bot to lift away to their clubhouse. "Performing pre-launch security protocols.....Systems ready...launch sequence activate." With a FPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM they rocketed off with the Manticore in tow. "Good cluck thing you had those tranquilizer darts, Gangsta Bloom. Say, where cluck did you ever get them?" "Oh, its was when me and Pierce had to fly off a shipment of Wolves to tear up the Deckers-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP- Sweetie Bot, was that really necessary?" "Apologies, attempting to extricate magical power from being." Sweetie Bot hooked up the Manticore to the teleporter, trapping it in some sort of storage cube. She flipped a switch which caused thee machine to power up. A wave of electricity shot through twin spires on the contraption, and dark rings started bursting from it, eminating faster and faster, until with a huge blast, exploded with a pulsating shockwave, leaving a dark portal. "Warning, Warning, anomaly detected in space rift...suggested safe distance...1111111111111111111111BRRRRRRZZZZZZZZTZTTTTTTTT" "Quick! Gangsta Bloom, we gotta cluck run for it!" Grabbing the buzzing 'bot they quickly dashed out of their clubhouse, rushing to escape the ever-growing maelstrom. "You do know that last tahm i rahn from something, it ended up with luchadores chasing me with grenade launchers, threatening to-" "Keep cluck quiet and keep running" Gangsta Bloom then fell silent, bit then piped up again. "I'm not sure if we can keep running from this thing much lawnger." "Keep runn-" Suddenly, Scootachicken tripped over a conveniently placed rock, which caused Gangsta Bloom to slam into Scootachicken, the fast approaching vortex, now engulfing them in darkgrimdarkness. They would soon be teleported into a very ominous place, located in the depths of the South Pacific Ocean....