Starlight Glimmer is Forced to go to a Tea Party

As Starlight Glimmer awoke from her socialist dreams, she stared at the wall. The wall was so simple, much like the other 3 walls in the room. The room she was in had two beds, both of them running parallel to the other. Starlight liked this, as they looked much like an equal sign. Equality was good.

She trotted downstairs and entered the kitchen. In it, was 2 cabinets, 2 stovetops, 2 ovens, 2 sinks, 2 toasters, and 2 refrigerators. She took 2 slices of bread from 2 separate bags (so that they remain equal) and inserted one into each toaster. Once the bread was complete, she took 2 containers of margarine, and spread the plastic, buttery substance over the slices.
Once finished with her well balanced, equal breakfast, she sat on her couch and listened to some Soviet Equestrian propaganda music of her own creation. She loved how the choir was 20 strong, half male, half female. No high pitch tones, no off key lyrics. Just the way she liked it. Equal.

An envelope came through the top mail slot of her door. She trotted over to read it. after opening, she noticed it was from Fluttershy.

"Great... THAT backstabbing traitor... I could have ruled Equestria through true communism and dictatorship! Instead, she and
her "friends" had to ruin my dreams of riding around Equestria in a diamond chariot, and having 2 different butlers wipe my ass after each shit! Ooh! I wander what she could POSSIBLY want? A chance at redemption? Another spam? An invite to a tea par-Oh... Ok. At the bottom of the letter, was Fluttersy's signature, and a note from Celestia.

"My faithful subject,
By the holy powers invested in me, I hereby order you to go to this tea party. Failure to do so, will result in the severest penalty within my powers: Being forced to listen to Anti-communist speeches, Justin Bieber, and Rebecca Black. It is highly advised you go to this party, otherwise, Fluttershy will cry. Nopony wants that to happen again. Remember last time?

-Your supreme deity, ~~Sunbutt~~ Celestia"

Starlight Glimmer walked through her grey door, and out of her grey house. She loved the color grey. It was Dull, and depressing. Much like her sex life. As she was walking down the road toward the Market, she stubbed her hoof on a particularly big chunk of rock. As she reeled back in pain, she stared at the rock in anger.

"You... YOU! What makes you think that you can just stub any random pony's hoof for no reason at all? What if it wasn't me? what if it was a cart full of orphans on a field trip?! They would all flip over and DIE. You would be responsible for the deaths of multiple little future socialists! You are the representation of all that is evil in this world.... You make me SICK!!!!"

When Starlight was finished with her rant, she shot of white magic at the poor stone. When she was done blowing her magical load, all that could be seen of the stone was a smoking crater. Starlight was satisfied.

When Starlight entered the market, she walked towards the stand labeled "Exotic tea leaves, Fancy fruits, and Cholesterol filled burgers". She purchased a 2 lemons, 4 black tea leaves, and a burger. She ate the burger immediately after purchase. She began to walk towards the cottage, when she spotted a pro-constitutional monarchy rally. This enraged her. She went back to the stand and bought a large amount of burgers. She proceeded to launch the multitude of burgers using a makeshift 24 pounder cannon. After the crowd dispersed, Starlight proceeded to shit all over the stage. She ran off towards Fluttershy's house, and was not seen until later that day at the party.