Author's Note

I told you that Equestria would burn, Horseus King of Horses.

Alumx's Celestia was canon?

"No no no, not 17 POUNDS, 18 pounds!" Celestia calmly requested from the nearest butler. "And don't forget the *insert word I cannot use because this is a rated E family friendly Christian story get on my level veggietales*."

Equestria proceeded to catch on fire.