Author's Note

I think AnObliviousAuthor was the one that yeeted Luna.

Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"No, it's--"

Not-Superman proceeded to get smited by the rocketing Princess Luna that'd just entered Earth's atmosphere. The impact was enough to send Earth careening into the sun.

Oops.