Chapters Chapter 0
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Intro
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"You can't just fire me, I need this job!" You're looking at your boss with an angry glare "What am I supposed to do now?! There is no one hiring in this god damn town! I'm going to be fucking homeless!" You thrust your fist down at your former boss's desk, making your hand sore in the process. You shake your hand.
"Look... I don't know what your going to do, but you can't work here anymore, your co-workers are tired of you! All your complaining and you never get your work done on time! I'm sorry but you need to go." The fat headed bastard points to the door. "Get outta here... Do I have to say it again?"
"No you don't, fuck you." You walk away quickly, giving him the one finger salute, not giving him time to respond and you head for the exit, when the equivalent of Satan walks into your path, Patrick "Tic-Tac Dick" Hester. "Hey get fired from your job? So sad.." He makes a little pouty face, then laughs in your face.
"Get the fuck out of my way, Hester. You piece of shit." He looks at you in mock surprise, then smirks like the bitch he is.
"Oooh, getting aggressive? Watch your profanity!" Patrick laughs in your face pointing at you, making you real mad, so mad that you take the chance to punch him in the mouth, hurting your hand in the process, but it was worth it, so fucking worth it. He looks with real surprise now. Almost at the verge of tear
"Laugh at that you cock-juggling thundercunt." Pretty happy with how that unfolded, you push the front doors of the temp agency you used to work at and stepped out in to the world, you could do anything! Well. Almost anything.
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But fucking what though, who needs a damn temp?
With that thought in your mind you start walking home to your shitty apartment to play video games and eat your feeling away. You take your smart phone out and looking at random things on Tumblr. A few minutes pass by and you stuff your phone in your pocket, looking around you see your apartment complex in the distance; it's only a little bit away. As you walk you start to hear a light humming sound, you look around for the source but see nothing, you shrug and keep walking, but that's when the noise gets louder. You look around again for that insufferable sound, then look up. You are almost blinded by the amount of light coming from the sky, you cover your eyes. The light appears to go away and you uncover your eyes, only to see the light is back. Something pushes you onto your back, hitting your head on the concrete.
All you see is a bright white, red, and green light and a little bit of blue in the shape of a rectangle.
Then black.
All you see is black.
And maybe a little grey.
You wake up and wonder why the hell it's cold and wet, then you open your eyes; you can't see anything. Thinking you might have gone blinded by that weird beam of light, you bring your hand up to your face and squint, seeing the hand move in front of your face you are relived. Next you stand up a little shakily and look around. You see a light coming from a little ways away, you walk towards it. It seemed like forever but you finally reached the light and found out you were in a cave, covering your eyes from the light until they adjust. You take a good look around, this forest seems... unsettling to you, like that one haunted house that was shitty but still scary..
You hear a roar to your right and there seems to be trees rustling in the distance, you start running mach chicken not wanting to find out what made that roar. You trip over a root from a nearby tree. "Oh fuck!" Then a face plant. You flip over onto your back and see a thing that looks like a cross between a lion, a dragon, and a scorpion. In panic, you crawl backwards, hitting your back on a tree you quickly get up and start running again.
"What the fuck are you?!" You yell at it, It growls in response, chasing you.
You see a broken branch on the ground and run over it, grabbing it and throwing it back at the monster. The branch gets lodged into it's eye and it roars in pain, running away from you. "Yeah.. you.. better.. run!" You pant having not ran that fast in a long time. You think to yourself that you should start looking for civilization to get your location. You choose a random direction and head northwest. A few hours later you decide to turn over for the night, looking for a suitable shelter. You decide to sleep under a tree, cuddling up to yourself for warmth, you close your eyes and wait for the next day. Dreaming of a bed, warm milk, and a chicken leg.
Next day you get up, make sure you have your phone and continue your mission to find civilization. Passing hundreds of trees on the way. Well on there you think about your current situation. I was already having a shit week, now i'm having a even more shit week... Now, where the hell am I?.. That beam of light must of done something to with this.. Maybe i'm in a whole new world! You snicker at that, climbing over a hill. Man this hill is steep as fuck... Maybe.. Wait. FINALLY! You spot a village filled with... Ponies.. Multi colored.. Ponies.
"What. The. Fuck."
Chapter 1 - "What. The. F&%k."
Chapter 1
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"What. The. Fuck."
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“What. The. Fuck.”
You look upon the little village you came across and sneak over to a nearby bush, looking at the multi-colored equines doing human things like shopping and chatting… Wait, chatting!? You look more closely at their mouths, trying to read their lips you get some of what they are saying. “We should --- market later-” A brown one with a weird butt tattoo of an hourglass says, chatting with another horse with a coat of grey and.. Bubbles… As a butt tattoo.
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I’m not going to judge what a horse gets tattooed on their ass.
You see that those tattoos are a common thing here, in this parallel world, thing.. Universe? Whatever. Back on topic, talking horses… Did that beam of light do something to take you here or are you in a coma in a hospital? You decide whether or not to go engage these things , thinking for a while sitting in the bush like a pedofile you make up your mind to leave them for now… Well, until you have something to protect yourself if they decide to capture you and dissect you for SCIENCE!
Hah, making jokes about your probable and very likely dissection is fun… and jarring.
You get out of the bushes and walk back to the forest, food and shelter is really your priority right now, getting out of the rain that is most likely to come and some grub in your stomach would be great. But what is safe to eat out here? You could kill a rabbit or squirrel, you’ve been hunting before, but you have nothing to shoot them with… You also could make a makeshift fishing rod, your dad taught you how to make one when you went camping with him last time… You’re probably never going to see him again, or any of your family..
This finally setting in you put your back against a tree and slide down it, how you’re never going to see your family again settles in your mind. Your breath wavers and your hands shake. You are never going to see them again.. Never going to be able to hug your mother or your father, you’re not going to see your annoying little sister…
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You try to force these thoughts out of your mind and stand up still shaking quite a bit. You head for a tiny pond you saw on your way here and grab a loose branch about the size of a normal fishing pole and a rock that’s sharp enough for making the thin bit. You start carving, taking the rock and making the tip of the branch thinner. Instead of a fishing rod, you decide to make a spear so you can just stab the fish. When you’re done you gaze into the water and see a few salmon, you test the spear by impaling a fish onto it and pulling it out and putting it on the ground beside you. You grab some nice looking rocks and put them into a circle formation, piling up some dead grass, dead leaves, and twigs in the center of the rocks; you grab your lighter out of your pocket from your bad smoking habit, looks like you're finally stopping smoking anyway.
You light a piece of bark and put it under the dead things, making a little hole for oxygen to get though. The fire starts and you start putting bark on as it gets bigger, after a while it’s big enough for cooking. You find a nice thin and wide rock to cook the fish on, now you just have to gut them. You use the sharp rock from earlier to remove all the guts and organs, leaving only the meat and you put it onto the thin rock and balance it on top of the little teepee you made out of bark. Then, you wait.
An hour later you take the meat off and you dig in, not caring that it is burning your tounge, you’re hungry and a little burning is not going to stop you. It is a bit charred around the edges but still has a good taste to it. After your meal you put out the fire and start walking, looking at the beautiful scenery of the small rounded pond. Fish jump out and in the water around the lily pads making little ripples in the water. Knowing that salmon you ate was a freshwater fish, you take a sip of the water. You relax awhile and pull out you lighter, a zippo. Your dad gave this to you when you turned nineteen, you trace your thumb over the engraving in the side.
To my son, Toby Matison.
From your father, George Matison
You sigh sadly letting your tears drop onto your dirt stained shirt as you look over the times you had with your dad, all the baseball games when you were a kid, father's days, when he taught you how to drive a stick…
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You miss him alot, if you ever get home, you and him are going out drinking from 9:00PM to damn One o'clock in the morning!
You keep thinking of your family for the next hour, sitting by the pond looking at the fish swimming around. You miss your dad.. Even your annoying little sister.
You miss them a lot...
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Chapter 2 - The Beast, The Unicorn, and The Human
Chapter 0
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The Beast, The Unicorn, and The Human
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2 DAYS AGO
Twilight is in her library rereading the book “Unusual Magic” when outside she sees a gargantuan blinding light, in the shape of a cylinder, coming from the Everfree forest. She immediately stands up and all fours heroically and calls her trusty assistant over.
“Spppiiiiikkkkeee!” She hollers, looking around for him. He comes downstairs 3 minutes later with bags under his eyes.
“Yes Twilight? I was taking a nap,I didn’t get any sleep last night because you told me to rearrange the whole library… Again.” The purple and green baby dragon groans out, rubbing his eyes.
“I need you to send a letter to Princess Celestia,” Spike grabs a blank scroll and a quill, ready to start writing.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I have seen some sort of beam of light coming from the Everfree forest, I am wondering if you had something to do with it? If not I am getting your advice whether I should go investigate it or not.
Thank you.
Your student,
Twilight Sparkle
PRESENT TIME
After reminiscing about your family that was taken away from you suddenly when you got beamed into this world, you stand up and take one last gander at the pond you sat by, capturing in your memory; when ever you needed to think you’d go back here. You think about going over to that village and confronting these ponies but dissection comes up in your head again and you shiver. Instead you go over onto the hill behind a bush and front the little village of equines. Seeing them go over daily business just like humans back in your world. You are still pretty freaked out about talking ponies but you’ll get over it.
Eventually.
As you’re taking a gander you look closer and notice something you didn’t see before, some had wings, other's horns, and most of them none of the sort. Well you’re looking at that you see a purple unicorn walking towards the forest, not far from where your campsite is by the little pond and where you teleported in.
ONE HOUR AGO
Twilight is just finished reading her book “Unusual Magic” when she hears a burp.
“Twilight! The letter you’ve been waiting for from Princess Celestia is here!” Spike runs down from upstairs and gives it to Twilight, she unravels it and reads well he goes and does something else.
Dear Twilight,
I’ve seen this “beam” of light and no, I did not create it. I would recommend that you investigate it, but be on your guard, it could've been something dangerous.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Twilight sets the scroll down and rushes up to her room, returning with a saddle pack.
“Spike, i’m going to be gone for awhile, tend to the library while i'm gone!” She quickly packs the saddle pack and leaves.
The unicorn is probably inspecting where I teleported, time traveled, or beamed in.. I’ll go with beamed. You get out of the bush and start to follow the unicorn from the sidelines, hiding behind bushes and trees to stay hidden. The unicorn gets to the cave where you first got beamed in, starting to take notes down in a language you’re not familiar with. The purple equine starts heading down into the cave, her horn glowing with some type of magic, lighting the surrounding rocky walls of the damp cave.. You’re not surprised, magic in a world with talking horses seems to make sense. You follow the unicorn down, sneaking into little crevices in the walls of the cave whenever the unicorn looks behind itself.
The unicorn stops when it spots a scorch mark on the floor of the cave, it looks like it’s in the form of your shape. When the equine sees it, it starts drawing a crude picture of the shape. I should probably just come out and reveal myself.. Nah.. The equine starts making comments to herself out loud. “Hmm.. Nothing I've ever seen before.. It looks like some sort of creature..” She (You think it’s a she because of her voice.) continues to murmur to herself as she writes furiously into her notebook. She stops abruptly and turns around heading back out of the cave, good thing you were hiding in the crevice or she would’ve saw you. Once out of the cave she starts to head off and you sigh in relief. Until you hear a scream then a roar.
Looks like the beast is back. Great.
You run towards the scream ripping a nice big branch off a tree as you go. You burst through some bushes into an opening and see the beast approaching the purple mare. She immediately spots you, her mouth dropping as low as the floor, the beast stalks towards her not knowing your right behind it with a spiked branch.
“Hey fucker!” You scream out, regretting it in an instant as its beady eyes narrow on you and growls loudly. “Shit, why am I doing this?!” You rush towards it yelling some sort of battle cry and trying to hit it with the branch. You didn’t even get one hit on it before you get hit with a giant paw, the force throwing you into a tree and almost knocking you out on impact. Gah… Everything hurts… The beast stalks towards you about to have its meal, you close your eyes and wait for your death.
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Why am I not dead yet?
“You can open your eyes… thing.” A feminine voice tells you and you open one eye and the purple equine is right in front of you.
You stare at her for a while, thinking of what to say. You look over to your right and see the creature that was about to eat you sleeping, snoring gracefully.
“Uhm… T-Thank you..?” You said well in pain.
“Twilight. Twilight Sparkle,” She notices your in pain and gasps “I got to get you to the hospital!”
“N-No. I’m f-fine..” Your vision starts to dark around the edges, you feel like you’ve gotten lifted up by something and you finally slip unconscious.
