Assassin's Creed Wasteland

It took Edward three and a half hours to tell of what transpired between the eleventh and late twenty first centuries before the bombs fell. Celestia was impressed of Edward's knowledge of his worlds history, even with the unfortunate circumstances that led to it becoming a wasteland.

So let me get this strait. Rainbow said in a distrusting tone. You're part of a secret order that protects the free will of ninety percent of the planet's population even though everything's destroyed.

Yeah basically. Edward said in a cheery tone. Now can I please have my stuff back.

Very well. Celestia said lowering down Edward's gear.

Thank you. Edward said as he began to grab his weapons and put them in there holsters. I really never have felt very safe in a unknown place with out weapons.

Suddenly a palace guard burst into the room out of breath and said. Princess, two unknown creatures have appeared in the out skirts of Ponyville's market area, we believe they are from the same world as the biped that came out of the portal.

Let's go check it out. Twilight said turning her attention to Edward who was now rushing toward the balcony.

Way ahead of you, I've always wanted to do this outside the Animus. Edward said firing a grappling hook from his wrist blade and jumping from the railing yelling. LLEEEEERROOOOOOOYY HN JEEEEEEEENNNKKIIIIIIIINNSSSSS.

I like this guy, he's a daredevil like me. Rainbow said before jumping out the window after him followed by FlutterShy, then Cadence, and Luna.

I'll carry Pinkie and AppleJack. Twilight said to Celestia. Shining and Rarity can teleport to meet us there.

Alright we'll meet you outside the market. Shining Armor said.

The super mutant marveled at the sheer beauty of this world in contrast with the bleak depressing wasteland. While the ghoul was on edge, having lived through the war he knew things could go from sunshine and happiness to absolute Hell in a instant.

I don't like it here. The ghoul said nervously. I says we book it into the trees and try to open up that portal thing again.

You are too paranoid my friend. The mutant said in a reassuring tone. Even if we could reopen the portal, why would you want to leave this paradise, this wonderful, fertile paradise.

The only other place I know that had this much green was The Frontier. The ghoul said in a irritated tone. And that place was swarming with Radstags, Yuo-guai, and Axe murdering mountain men, After that I'm not fucking with anything even remotely close to green that's not radioactive.

Suddenly a voice from inside the town yelled out. THIS IS AWESOME.

What I tell you. The ghoul said sarcastically while taking out his Sniper rifle.

The ghoul fired off five 308. rounds missing every shot due to the speed of his target. Edward disengaged his grappling hook and used his and spun in mid air and used the momentum of his spin to kick the rifle out of the ghoul's hands hand punched him in the face, knocking him down onto his back.

Damn you a one ugly S.O.B. Edward said in a smug tone.

Hey, Little help here big guy. The ghoul said to the mutant.

Excuse me. The mutant said. could you please stop this conflict, Im sure we could solve this in a civilized manor.

Well I can see your the more reasonable one of the group. Edward said in a respectable tone.

Hey Ed, what we missed. Rainbow said as she flew down.

Not much. Edward replied. I kicked this ugly Mofo down on his ass and that's about it.

I'm a ghoul you asshole. The ghoul said angrily. You think I want to look like this.

So that's what happens to someone who absorbs that much Radiation. Edward said in a insulting tone. Ghoul, certainly fits.

Oh you wanna fucking go. The ghoul said pulling out his 12.6mm pistol

OKAY let's just start over. Twilight said trying to defuse the situation. Let's start with names.

Fine, I'm Mike. The ghoul said bitterly. Mike Stevens.

And I am called Fawkes. The Mutant said proudly.

Well Fawkes you're not a ghoul. Edward said in a curious tone. So what are you.

I am a genetically augmented meta-human, more commonly known as a Super Mutant. Fawkes said in a Intelligent tone. I was create by the Forced Evolutionary Virus or the FEV.

Interesting, so how did you two get here. Edward said.

Hell If I know. Mike said. One minute I'm having a machete dueling with a legion assassin, the next I'm in a damn forest with the big guy.

I can to this world through a similar experience. Fawkes said. Only my experience involved a raider and a Chinese sword.

Interesting. Edward said. I came here after a battle with a Rabid DeathClaw, I used the gauntlets I made from its claws to rip through some sort of barrier in reality.

So you all came here after a battle with a opponent that fights with bladed or sharp melee weapons. Twilight said Inquisitively. Fascinating.

Who the hell cares. Mike said in anger. How the hell do we get home.

Why would you want to go back to that bleak wasteland. Fawkes said.

Because It's home. Mike said in a annoyed tone. And I have a lot of shit stashed away.

As much as like this place. Edward added. I have a mission to do in the wasteland so I need to get back.

Looks like we have some common ground then. Mike said in a tone of respect.

Just then the sound of lightning sound followed by a deep bellowing roar.