Assassin's Creed Wasteland

The intruders are just through here Princess. The guard said as he guided the group to the courtyard.

The group turned the corner to see three figures in the middle of the courtyard, one was dressed in an unusual suit of jet black power armor, he was a companion by a small floating robot with a camera lens on it's forehead. The third figure was by far the strangest dressed, Sporting a potato sack with a modified gas filter on his head, and blood stained girls catholic school uniform complete with high heels.

Is this normal where you're from. Twilight asked.

That one guy's has an old suit of T-49 armor. Edward said. It was primarily used for recon ops into enemy territory they can also be used for sniper missions.

yeah and he's with an eye-bot. Fawkes said.

Which mean's he's enclave. Mike said pulling out his rifle.

Actually, I think thats an old EDNA unit. Edward said.

Who's Edna. Mike asked.

The Robot, It's an old Eye-bot Documentary Narrative Assistant, EDNA. Edward said. Geez T-49 armor, an EDNA Eye-bot, whoever this guy is, he's got a flare for the classics.

What about that other guy. Twilight asked.

You mean the guy in a dress. Edward said. I honestly have no good damn idea.

Well nice work Dicknuts. The man in the dress said to his armored companion.

Why are you blaming me. The man in power armor asked. You were the one hacking away at the field with a Ripper.

Semantics. The man in the dress said in response.

Where were you even- never mind I don't even want to know. The man in power armor said.

No you do not. The man in the dress replied.

Excuse me. Edward said.

Ah hello there. The man in power armor replied. Maybe you can tell us where we are.

Hell if I know. Edward said. All I know is this is an alien planet populated by technicolor horse people.

We'll now you now who we are. Edward said. so who are you.

I'm called the storyteller. The man in black power armor said. And this is Edna.

Edna emitted a series of beeps as if to greet the group.

My name is-. What came out of the man's mouth was a ancient tongue only comprehensible to demons and fairy folk.- but you can call me Raul.

Holy shit dude. Mike said.

I know. The storyteller said. I've been on the road with him for 6 days and I still haven't gotten use to it, and i've seen and heard about some pretty strange things.