Chapters Love's in the Air; so is War
I am a guy from the country part of Kentucky. Always wears a flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up, jeans, black cowboy boots, and my black stetson hat. Just to add to my stereotypical country man ways, he always has a holster belt on, with my .50 calibre Smith & Wesson revolver in the holster, fully loaded. Though I live in Kentucky, I have a southern accent, much like Applejack's. My name is Anthony, and though I act more mature than most men, I am only 21 years old. I am currently driving at midnight on a dirt road in my 1970 Dodge Charger R/T.
*I'm driving down the road, I look at the sky as I see that a storm is coming, but raise an eyebrow in confusion as the storm has a lavender tint to it. "Oh well" I say to myself, "it's probably just the moon".
*while I am looking away from the road, my car is struck by purple lightning; I'm able to stop the car, seeing I almost hit a tree, but something or someone is moving towards my car. "I hope they aren't hostile". That was my last thought before blacking out.
Love's in the Air; so is War
*in my head, I think that whoever she is with, must be a very lucky man, or stallion I guess. they better treat her right. i'm snapped back to reality when she clears her throat, as I see that we are in front of an older looking barn*
"Why are we here?"
"Because your car is inside. Come on, help me open the doors"
"Okay." *I walk to the doors, opening them both, finding them to not be heavy at all, as I turn around, I see her with her mouth agape and her eyes wide*
"How did you open the doors without any issues? They are so heavy even mah brother needs help to open them."
"I've been workin' my own farm since I was a kid. I'm pretty damn strong."
"Okay then. Go ahead and bring your car out, it's too heavy to move."
*I nod, going in the barn, and running my hand along the car, then I get in, and start the car, hearing the engine roar loudly to life, turning on the lights, and driving slowly out, stopping so Applejack can get in*
"Was that your car that made that noise? Because that was loud enough to wake the entire town."
"That always happens. I built the car myself, including the supercharger."
"Well, you are very talented then. Let's go."
*I smile deviously as I stomp on the gas, making the car takeoff, switching quickly to 2nd gear, making the front of the car lift off the ground, the slam back down as I speed toward the city, seeing what I assumed to be a road, I zoom through the town, till I see five other ponies in front of me, obvious they saw me, and weren't going to move, I drifted to a stop right in front of them, getting out of the car with it still running*
"What gives? I was driving here." *I'm suddenly attacked by them, and held to the ground, them all looking angry, unti l Applejack got out*
"Y'all let him go! He's done nothin' wrong."
*purple pony answers her* "Apllejack! Did he hurt you?"
"No! I saved 'is life! Now let him go!"
*the rainbow maned pony gets off me, but as I try to get up, I feel immense pain in my upper body, as I look down, I see the bandages becoming bloodier by the second as I start to blackout*
"Anthony!" *applejack starts tending to my wounds*
*I look at her before blacking out*
Love's in the Air; so is War
*I wake up later that night, bandaged, in an immense pain. But worst of all, my hat and revolver are gone*
Where am I!? And where's mah hat!?
A female voice answers: Calm the buck down! Y'alls lucky that I helped yah. *"a country girl. Shit." I say in my head*
"Where's mah hat, revolver, and car?" The voice answers back: "Why? What are they to you?"
"The hat belonged to mah father. I never leave it. The revolver and car are what I cherish. Now, give them back."
Voice: "Fine."
*I feel my hat get placed on my chest, along with my revolver*
"Sorry. I just really cherish these things." *tries to sit up, but feels a searing pain, forcing me back down, the lights suddenly turn on, as I see an orange anthro pony, with a blonde mane and tail, as she walks towards me, I notice how beautiful she actually is, but I pass out from shock at seeing her*
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Love's in the Air; so is War
Meeting (and Falling in Love with) My Savior
*when I woke up, the pony (I later found out her name is applejack) told me that she found me in my car, with the front of it mere inches from a tree. She said she saw me, and decided to check up on me. But when she got to the car, I was out cold, upon further inspection, she saw that I broke a few ribs because of my seatbelt. She got me out of the car, somehow figured out how to shut it off, take the keys out, and lock it.*
"But why did you take mah hat and revolver?"
"Wanted to make sure y'all weren't hostile."
"Fair enough."
*we sat in silence for what felt like forever, but was only 5 minutes, finally, I spoke*
"Where's are my keys?"
"Oh yeah!" *she hands them too me*
"Thanks. So.... where am I?"
"Equestria."
"Huh? Nevermind. Wanna ride in my car? You can show me the town or somethin'."
"Sure, let's go." *she gets up, and walks to my car. I struggle, but get up and follow her, noticing she's swayin' her hips. I tell myself that she is one fine woman, or mare in this case, and that I'm actually startin' to like her. She notices me staring, and following hips, making her sway her hips more, blush, and giggle cutely*
"See somethin' you like Anthony?"
*I blush* "Um.... m-maybe...."
*she blushes* "Sorry, but ah'm taken. Sorry."
"Oh, that's good to know.... let's go I guess."