Fallout Equestria: Wasteland knight

"I'm not even angry yet."

I continue to journey through what is known as BadGarden, examining my newly acquired pipbuck.

     "Celestia have mercy, you've been though a lot," I whisper to the dented and scratched device as I look through its files, finding that only the map, radio, and inventory are still functioning. "Lets see here. EFS, SATS, and Rad Counter?  What a joke, can't even touch those. Inventory, map, and radio?"

A loud and painfully high-pitched beep plays from the pipbuck as the inventory screen flickers to life and shows my current held items.

"Seems to be working okay, I wonder where I am now?" I ponder, turning the dial with my hoof to access the map. "Hmm. I'm right on the edge of the forest, so maybe it's gonna start getting better from here.

Focusing on putting BadGarden behind me I push forward, trying not to have a breakdown like I did when i was questioning that ghoul, like when I got revived on the battlefield.

Stopping momentarily to rest, I watch as a single golden bit flies through the air and lands with a thump in the middle of the path.

"Y'know, I may not be very privy to the way things work nowadays but I'm pretty sure that's a trap."

And then I fell for the most obvious trap in Equestria.