After another brief round of stretching, I made my way back to the dining room, as did everyone else. Once we all got re-settled into our seats, I began round 6 with the next black card. "The five stages of grief:" I began, "Denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance." I instantly remembered how funny it was for me to bring up Tank when this card appeared in the last game. Sure, Rainbow had sounded annoyed, but we both knew that it was all in good fun.

"I think this will be a suitable substitution for depression in this case," Discord said, a slight hint of evil in his voice as he handed me his card.

Soon, we are all ready to continue. "The five stages of grief:" I began again, "Denial, anger, bargaining, the swim team, all at once, acceptance. Nah. Denial, anger, bargaining, Sudden Poop Explosion Disease, acceptance. Ha!" This got the others laughing, as well. "Denial, anger, bargaining, a date with all the Kardashians, acceptance." That card wasn't all too popular with my friends back home, but this was probably the first time it actually worked in any given scenario in this game. "Denial, anger, bargaining, getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying, acceptance. That sounds more like the nine stages of grief, if you ask me. Denial, anger, bargaining, horrifying laser hair removal accidents, acceptance. Probably not. Denial, anger, bargaining, Leprosy, acceptance."

"Ouch..." Discord said.

"Yeah," I replied, "That's not gonna work. I'm gonna go with a date with all the Kardashians."

"That would be mine, thank you," Celestia said.

"Hey, I'm gonna take a guess and say that Discord told you who those ladies are?" I asked the Solar Princess.

"He most certainly did," the white alicorn replied, her smile faltering slightly, "And I must say, for such high-class ladies, I wish they acted more like the Canterlot Elite."

"I will second that, sister," Luna jumped in, "Those women are rather repulsive."

"Alright, enough of this talk about weird women," Rainbow Dash said, "The next card says, 'Hi, and welcome to your first day at _____ High School!'"

"Oh, boy," Cadance said as she floated her card over to Rainbow, "This is gonna be interesting..."

"Mine's kinda iffy," Twilight said.

"Alright, let's see what we got here," the pegasus continued, "Hi, and welcome to your first day at Oncoming Traffic High School! Ha!" This got me laughing instantly. 'Oncoming traffic' was such a great card. "Hi, and welcome to your first day at Taking Off Your Shirt High School. At this point, nah. Hi, and welcome to your first day at Dying Alone and In Pain High School."

"Oh my..." Luna said.

"Hi, and welcome to your first day at Racism High School."

"Ooooooh..." came the majority of the group's voices.

"Hi and welcome to your first day at A Bigger, Blacker Dick High School! Hahaha!!!" The pegasus ended up slumping a bit in her chair due to how much she was laughing.

"You know," I began, "If you think about it, they could be referring to the staff at high school just being complete and utter dicks."

"Yeah, but however you think about it, it's still really funny," Rainbow replied, "Anyway, hi, and welcome to your first day at Two Midgets Shitting into a Box High School. Ewww...no. Who had a Bigger, Blacker Dick?"

"I did!" Cadance replied.

"Shoot!" Rainbow immediately said. She knew right then and there that she had just given Cadance the lead, and that she herself was now in third.

"What's the matter, Rainbow?" Twilight asked with a mischievous grin on her face, "Afraid you're gonna lose?"

"No!" Rainbow interjected in return, "I'm just, well...I'm still ahead of you, anyway!" I knew that at this point, Rainbow was most likely going to do whatever she possibly could to win this game.

"Let's see what's next," Twilight said, taking the next card from the stack, "I got...Wait! Hold on a second!" At that moment, Twilight let out a burst of magic, restyling her mane to how it looked when she and Spike were out while her friends tried to make her castle feel more like home. "There we go!" she said before reading the card again, "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one." This caused all of us to laugh. If Twilight was going to read a gangsta card, then she sure well should look like one, at least.

"Man," I began, "I wish I had a better card for this, but I gotta throw this one away."

"This better work!" Rainbow said, a small hint of desperation in her tone as she passed her card to the alicorn next to her.

"Okay, here we go," Twilight eventually said, "I got 99 problems but FЯED ain't one."

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Discord screamed, slamming his eyes shut and covering his ears, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

"Whoa, timeout!" I said, "You don't like FЯED?"

"Of course not! He's one of the few things from your world that I hate with a passion! I mean, come on!" He then proceeded to let out another scream, this one perfectly replicating that of the YouTube sensation. "How can anyone stand that incessant voice?!?!?"

"Uhhh...I can," I replied, chuckling slightly at the draconequus' antics, "He's not that bad."

"Well, that's just your opinion, I guess," Discord finished, his shoulders shrugging as he looked away from me momentarily.

After a few more seconds of silence, all eyes were focused on the Princess of Friendship. "I got 99 problems but establishing dominance ain't one."

"I think that's 'cause you already have," Rainbow mentioned, "You've had your dominance established ever since you finished Starswirl's spell."

"You're right, Rainbow!" Twilight replied, "I do believe I have! Anyway, I got 99 problems but Former President George W. Bush ain't one."

"You got that right," I said.

"I got 99 problems but ghosts ain't one. I guess that could work. I got 99 problems but riding off into the sunset ain't one. Ehhh...No. I got 99 problems but poopy diapers ain't one. Yeah...I'll pass on that one, too. Hmmm...I think I'll keep things simple and go with ghosts."

"Wow! Yes!" Cadance exclaimed, happy to have won two in a row to extend her lead. I could tell Rainbow Dash was still annoyed, but she kept silent this time around.

After setting the black card with her others, Cadance took the next one in her magic and read it out loud. "I spent my whole life working toward _____, only to have it ruined by _____."

Whenever a new black card was red, I usually liked to immediately think of something that would either fill in the blank or answer the question and say it out loud. Unfortunately, there were way too may possible combinations that could work for Cadance in this case, so I decided to let it slide and look at my cards, and I found a combo that made me wish Discord was the current Card Czar, because it would work better from a male perspective.

"Okay, everyone ready?" Cadance asked, her immediate reply being six nods, "Great! I spent my whole life working toward buying the right pants to be cool, only to have it ruined by the folly of man."

"Yeesh..." I said, "That'd have to be a pretty big folly, if you ask me..."

"I spent my whole life working toward no clothes on, penis in vagina, only to have it ruined by clams."

"Ha!" Rainbow laughed, "Clams?!? Seriously?!?"

"Well, I'll admit that is rather unusual. Anyway, I spent my whole life working toward an overwhelming variety of cheeses, only to have it ruined by a salty surprise." Most of us just shivered at that. I knew semen-coated cheese was definitely not something that was popular. "I spent my whole life working toward power, only to have it ruined by sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time."

"Ha! That one little instance!" Rainbow said out loud.

"I spent my whole life working toward a whole lotta woman, only to have it ruined by an abnormally small, black dick."

The others instantly looked at me. "Hey," I began, "They made three cards about black dicks already, so I figured I might join in on the action."

"Suit yourself," Discord replied.

"I spent my whole life working toward giving 110%," Cadance continued, "Only to have it ruined by swiftly achieving orgasm." This got a lot of us laughing. "Wow, a lot of these really worked, but I think being a princess means having a lot of power, so I'm going with the power combo."

"Thank you very much, Cadance," Celestia replied, smiling. This small victory put her within 1 of the pink alicorn.

"Hmmm..." Luna began as she started to read next card, "What ended my last relationship?" Right then and there, I wanted to say something along the lines of being banished to the moon, but given how sensitive Luna was about the subject, I decided not to say anything.

"Perfect..." Discord said in an evil tone with a sly grin on his face.

Soon, all six cards were sitting in front of the Princess of the Night. "Okay," she continued, "What ended my last relationship? The economy."

"Aw..." I began, "That's just sad."

"My vagina." This got a laugh from the rest of us. "Half-assed foreplay."

"I suppose that could work," Twilight said.

As Luna looked at the next card, she blushed rather furiously. It took her a while to muster up the courage to speak. "Ummm..." she eventually said, "Incest." While Luna quickly glanced toward her sister, the rest of us burst out into laughter, even Celestia.

Out of all of us, Rainbow Dash was laughing the loudest. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" she exclaimed in a fit of hefty giggles, "That was perfect! Don't even read the other cards! That should win automatically!"

"Boy, I agree, Rainbow!" I said, still laughing my ass off.

"So do I!" Cadance said, laughing equally as hard. At this point, Luna had already started to laugh along with us.

It took a while for all of us to settle back down, and when we did, Luna seemed to just skim through the other two cards. "Racial profiling and Me are the other two," she said, still giggling, "But I think we all know which card is the winner here."

"I'll take that, thank you," Discord proudly said.

"Wow. Nice one, Discord," I said to the draconequus.

As Discord thanked me, Celestia reached for the next card with her magic. She then cleared her throat and said, "Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's _____ and _____!"

"Mine's a throwaway," Cadance said after a silence ensued among us.

It didn't take long for us to be ready. "Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo!" Celestia continued, "It's a for real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes and the eighth graders. Ehhh...I don't think so. Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's some kind of bird-man and a sweaty, panting leather daddy!"

"That works a little better," I said.

"It's Sean Connery and a box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. Maybe. It's an M16 assault rifle and an Etsy steampunk strap-on."

"Ha!" I said, "That 'oughta get people's attention!"

"It's PewDiePie and a man on the brink of orgasm."

"HAHAHA!!!" Discord laughed, "Oh, that's perfect! He's hilarious!"

"Who is he, exactly?" Celestia asked.

"He's a famous internet star in my world," I replied.

"Oh, alright. Anyway, it's edible underpants and a bleached asshole."

"Ewww..." Rainbow said in moderate disgust.

"I'll second that, Rainbow Dash," Celestia said, "Who had PewDiePie and the man on the brink of orgasm?"

"I did!" I replied.

As I received my Awesome Point, Discord took the next card, and right after he did, he snapped his fingers and was soon dressed in a black business suit with a pair of reading glasses while holding a black leather briefcase. He then said, "Call the law offices of Goldstein and Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace."

"Hehehe..." Rainbow laughed evilly, emulating Discord's earlier antics.

"I'm throwing this one away," Luna said, floating her card over to the draconequus.

It wasn't long before we were ready for the final results of the round. "Call the law offices of Goldstein and Goldstein," Discord continued, "Because no one should have to tolerate the placenta in the workplace."

"Oh my..." Luna said, "That's rather vile..."

"I have to agree with you, Luna," Celestia said.

"Call the law offices of Goldstein and Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate cuddling in the workplace.

This earned a few, Awww...'s alongside a few giggles.

"Call the law offices of Goldstein and Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate boring vaginal sex in the workplace."

"YES..." I said out loud. That was perfect.

"Because no one should have to tolerate shaft in the workplace."

"Ha!" Rainbow laughed.

"Because no one should have to tolerate a tribe of warrior women in the workplace. Mmmm...Nope. Because no one should have to tolerate expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor in the workplace. Nah, not good enough. Who had boring vaginal sex?"

"That was me!" Twilight exclaimed, eager to have finally gotten another point.

As the purple alicorn added to her pile of black cards, I stood up from my seat and said, "I think I need to go stretch some more."

As he got rid of his outfit with a snap of his fingers, Discord said, "I think I shall go along with him." This pretty much motivated everyone else to get up and do various things for the next ten minutes in preparation for the next round.

Author's Note

Before I get to the scores, a little explanation.

I realize that the choices for winning cards in this story may not be the very best, and some may make no sense whatsoever. I don't have a completely normal mindset, meaning there are things in this situation that I may find funny while others really don't. I wrote the script for this story quite some time ago, and now that I'm looking at it again, I'm regretting some of the winning card choices. Unfortunately, at this point, having the winner for various cards be different than what I have would throw me way off track, so I've decided that I'm just sticking with what the script says. At this point, though, I may edit a few things so it doesn't seem like I chose the worst card every single time.

Also, if you think the PewDiePie card should have been Markiplier, I've never felt compelled to watch his videos and I'm just more familiar with the former.

Here are the 6th round's standings:

Me: 6
RD: 5
TS: 4
Cadance: 8
Luna: 5
Celestia: 7
Discord: 7