What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

by Madgod Pim

Chapter 8: Dat Plot

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Octavia, Vinyl, and I came home again around seven PM. My hangover died away over the long ride back home. I opened the door and ran upstairs.

"Vinyl! Where are your turntables and the mixer?! I need to show you guys something!"

"They're in the attic! Wait, I'll show you."

And the next moment she's next to me. *gasp* She used her magic to open up a trapdoor and she levitated the mixer and two turntables out of it.

"Do you possibly have two more turntables?"

"I have an additional six left, let me search for a moment."

"Ok thanks! OCTAVIA! GRAB MY HEADPHONES OUT OF THE BOX! I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO SOMETHING!"

I ran downstairs and plugged in my headphones into my iPod, and I put on VARIEN - THE ALCHEMIST'S NIGHTMARE put them on Octavia's head.

"Mmmhh, this is actually…..quite good….it has a lot of classical elements in it combined with a limited amount of elements of…eeuuuhhh, the music that you two listen to."

"Well it’s based on classical music, so you'll probably lik-"

"FOUND 'EM PIM! GET YOUR FLANK UP HERE!"

"I HAVE AN ASS, NOT A DAMN FLANK!!!" I yelled as I laughed loudly.

I ran upstairs to check on Vinyl, and she was levitating two more turntables.

"I'll grab it!"

I said as grabbed the mixer and two turntables. Vinyl and I ran down the stairs and put the turntables and mixer on Vinyl's DJ Stand. I walked over to my box and pulled out all the cables and my laptop. I searched the turntables for in-/outputs. After a while I found a input…then the output, but I didn't have any in-/output cables. As I always do when I don't have matching cables, I still try cables. I grabbed a cable and tried to put it into the contact. As soon it touched the port the cables in/output began to MORPH!

"WHAT THE FRIKKIN' BLARG ?! DID THAT CABLE JUST CHANGE?!? WHAT THE- ZOMG AAHHHH HERP DERP!!!!" and then I did a table flip gesture.

I grabbed the laptop and put it on a free spot on the table, instead the morphed cables and turned on the laptop.

*DUUUUUUUNNNN*

"HELL YEAH IT FRIKKIN' WORKS" and I started to jump around because of joy…JOY SO MUCH JOY (In Ben's name! "JELLO PUDDING!" -The Producer)

The desktop appeared and the automated option of launching Skype when I logged in still worked. I typed 'Traktor' into Spotlight and elected 'Traktor.app' (YES I am on a Mac, sue me PS: Not you Kyle Bucy, you'll kick my flank)

*Skype logged in sound*

"What was that?"

I looked at Skype and saw that I logged in!

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! I HAS INTERNET HERE!" I yelled and proceeded to launch Safari….and it did work….what the fuck is going on???

"Well that mystery has to wait, MIXING TIME!!!"

I dragged a 'Klapex - Lights' in from my track collection into Deck A to test if the sound worked, but before I started the track I knew I had forgotten something….I thought for a while….EUREKA! MY SUBWOOFER!!!! I grabbed it from the box that Luna gave me and pressed the on button, and it did what I thought it would: actually work. I connected the output cable to my laptop and started Deck A…IT WORKED!!! I stopped it…Time to mix for real, I already knew what I wanted my mix to be….a mix of the newest Monstercat album 'Monstercat 007 - Solace'…So I mixed!


Location: Somewhere in Equestria *trololol*

Equestrai's First Royal Mine is located about 500 KM away from Appleloosa. Princess Celestia orders the opening on a mine in search for minerals in the bottom of Equestria. Mostly earth ponies work in the mine, a few unicorns and pegasi are also stationed there. Princess Celestia chose a good location for the mine, the area was wealthy,and she noticed. She sent over more earth ponies because of their power…and soon the number of (earth) ponies reached the point that you could start a army to conquer Equestria. Luna noticed this and sent over pegasi to pick up the minerals and unicorns for research. But, the earth ponies began to become greedy over the mineral, they wouldn't give it up… two pegasi have been killed so far, that send out a message going like this 'DON'T. TAKE. OUR MINERALS."

Both princesses forgot about moving Discord's Statue to a far away location underground, they didn't realize that the Royal Mine was actually quite close to the tomb…And the mineral greed caused a good bit of discord.

Deep inside Discord's Tomb a laugh could be heard.

"Mmmhhuhuhuhahahaha!! Fools…Time to gather some friends! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Since no one payed attention to the tomb, none could hear the heavy laughter and the sound of a collapsing building. After a while the tomb collapsed, causing a shock that could be felt in the mine. Since the unicorns and pegasi worked above ground they couldn't feel it, but the miners aka earth ponies did…But all they could think about were minerals, minerals and…guess what ? MINERALS!

But the next sign could be heard by every pony in Equestria…A maniacal laughter followed by a voice that would surround everypony

"EVERYPONY BETTER PREPARE THEMSELVES FOR SOME….MMMMHHHH…HOW ABOUT SOME NICE MADNESS HUH?! MHUHHAHAHAHAHA"

Author's note: There you go! I started the plot, this may seem cliché but just wait…This is going to be different, I PROMISE!!! Only 3 people know the plot so far, well what I have so far. And I hope this was a successful cliffhanger which I doubt it is. And another thing! BIG SHOUT TO THE SWIRLY BENDY SPOONS (Something Epic + friends that writers Skype group) and Gyrofest96 (Doug from Something Epic) for proof reading every chapter before I release it! and remember keep your JELLO PUDDING and Chapter title's away from Ben aka "The Producer" (from Something Epic) I hope that shootout was big enough...BTW, Should I allow SOME dutch into the story, one-liners and such. Now lets end with a YouTube like outro: THANKS FOR READING! DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, FAVORITE THE STORY AND STALK ME (Watch me) BAI BAI!!!!!

PS: THE POWER FIMFICTION.NET COMPELLS YOU WRITER'S BLOCK

PPS: Guys correct me if I'm wrong but I've been thinking about this, but isn't PBat (PaperbatVG) a brony ?! He liked a episode once and he has references to the show in his rap (ex. Champs are 20% cooler in 'The Ruler') So I might do something with that if I'm right..MHUHUHAHAHA! P, ya' better watch out!

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