Sometimes a thought comes in uninvited, sits down in your armchair, takes out a pipe, and makes itself at home. The following stories consist of some of the more entertaining such guests.
These stories contain references to sexual acts. Most of them will contain acts of sexual reference. None of them will contain nuts.
(Additional musings will be added as they come.)

Pinkie's Dick {Tame. Prudish, really; just a strap-on, nothing explicit.}
We start with a recounting of the time Rainbow Dash encountered Pinkie Pie at the market, only to notice an unexpected accessory that the party pony was wearing.

Private Reading {Mild Masturbation}
Now we take a moment to spy on Twilight in the bedroom. As usual, she has a book.

A Mother's Gift {Gender Bender, Youthification, and Implied Foalcon Between Consenting Adults. Because magic makes that phrase totally legitimate.}
Twilight's parents had a great time with their daughter over the holiday. But they'll be having an even better time with a certain gift now that she's gone.