The Sociable

When I entered my room I saw what shocked me was the white alicorn with white, and gold armor standing in middle of the room chatting away with the maid's happy smiles on their muzzles. As if for dramatic affect the god-like pony turned its head towards me.

"Why HAPPY BIRTHDAY Prancer! What a lovely day for a lovely girl." I squeaked, in a blink of an eye he was hugging me standing on his both hind legs he nuzzled my mane. "Man I love you kid." I hugged him back.

'Ya so if you haven't guessed yet he is my godfather. He is pretty awesome, and his gifts are like if a genie said you could wish for whatever you liked as long as he knew what you meant. "This one Time," I asked for a special somepony he gave a stuffed animal with a shiny red bow. I literally face hoofed he knew what I meant but was just being a damn "Troll" but in the end of the day I love him like if he was my own dad.'

"Hay' dad what's up!" I chimed happily. The maids seem to be already done the cleaning so they quickly left to give us some privacy. 'His name was Noblety that is some of what I know about him he seems to know more about everyone than they will ever know about him.'

"Well, I came to drop off some things and such nothing much." He said nonchalantly, but anypony besides me this would be like advances in technology that would all pony kind but then again some of them would use it for bad I wasn't selfish I was just being smart ok. He moved away from are hug.

As if on Christmas Day he pulled a large sack out of nowhere and started to dump all the contents on the floor without fear of breaking anything. What shocked me was that there was a condom the size of a pony was on top of the pile of gifts. What shocked me more was what he did next.

"Oh whoops, oh I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong!" He picked it up and brought it eye level with me. Making my face turn bright red.

In the corner of my eye, I swear I saw my mom's jaw drop. Noblety was just on his back laughing like a madpony. He was the first to recover from the shock.

"You should see the looks on your guy's faces'!" He chuckled in glee.

I just glared at him. While mom started to scold him about how that prank was not appropriate. He just shrugged her off I don't even think he was even paying attention to her lecture. While they were doing that I moved on to the pile of gifts. There were books of famous pop culture reference, books, and more books. Well books are good! They usually have objectives to them and if I complete them I get to wish for anything I want which is always cool. I have a lot of wishes saved up just in case I ever needed anything.

"Mom its ok," I said with a genuine smile. She then sighed and politely asked to not do that again. He simply said drum role please ya you probably guessed it "no" is all he said before he disappeared in a blinding white light. I happily picked up all the books putting them on my back and ran towards my bedroom ready to read everything. But was stopped when Celestia stood between me and the door.

"Remember watch over Cadence when you are at school."

"Ya ya I know, I know," I said rolling my eyes like at teenager, but I was far from that age but that is just how I act.

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I was looking myself in the mirror my armor was shinning bright It was different from the guard armor it was white armor it weighed nothing at all not even as heavy as a feather. It was like wearing a blanket. It had A nise design to it. It looked like my god fathers armor that he wore all the time. The only difference is instead of pure white that it blinds you mine had a secondary color it was red. I thought it looked nice. It even had an optional visor I could have to visor cover my eyes or let it slide into the helmet. I slid it in the visor was pure red but you could see through it from the inside but you can't through from the outside.

After I was done checking myself out I waited next to the chariot for Cadence.