Chapters I am Anon. Horsefucker extraordinaire. Private detective in a town that hardly ever needs me, but I have no other way of earning money in this town, and ponies will pay a fortune for me to do off the books illegal work.
One day, Twonkle Sponkle walks into my office with a very certain look on her face
"Can I help you, Spankle?"
"I told you never to call me that, Anon. Anyway, I have a job that I need you for."
"Shoot."
"I need you to investigate a group of schoolchildren."
"Twilight, I don't do kids."
I inwardly chuckled at my joke that Twank clearly didn't get
"I know you don't, but this isn't even illegal. Besides changing and creating some documents, which I, as a princess, have the ability and legal right to do, it's completely harmless."
I contemplated this for a bit, rubbing my chin in thought.
"Alright, fine. What's the 'sitch?"
"I need you to investigate the Cutie Mark Crusaders."
"Ok... Why?"
"I'm not convinced."
"Convinced about what?"
"Their cutie marks! This is the first time in recorded history that three fillies that are not blood related, to receive almost identical cutie marks! It makes no sense!"
"So you want me to follow them? Question them?"
"Well... I've been researching a spell that I've been wanting to try, so..."
"Hold it. What spell is this."
"It's a transformation spell. Basically, it can turn a being of one species into that of another and will let me chose the age of that being when I cast it."
"Then why not cast an aging spell on yourself?"
"Because the spell is semi-permanent. If I age myself down, my magic reserves will not be enough to bring me back."
"I see... So you want me to infiltrate the school as a pony and try to figure out what the Cute Mark Crusaders are up to?"
She nodded.
"Precisely."
I thought for a few seconds.
"Okay, I accept. I hope you don't mind me charging a little more than usual, seeing as this is a very risky mission."
"Absolutely."
I stood in the center of the room as Twank Bank charged up her horn. A beam of purple magic shot forth and struck me in the chest, immediately triggering changes. I felt myself began to shrink and my bones shift to different positions. Besides the growth of fur and the loss of feeling in my fingers and dick, not much else changed.
Wait, what.
Why couldn't I feel my dick.
I looked down only to watch as by testicles and precious rod disappeared inside my body. Soon after I looked down, my dick had completely disappeared and the changes were complete. I looked up at Purple Smart who had a proud look on her face.
"What the ff- fffb-b-buck, Princess Dumbass! Why am I a filly!?"
My voice was squeaky and high, just like that of a little girls.
"Oh, about that. I only had one other "Pony of Reference" to use, and that was me. I essentially cast a transformation spell to make you look exactly like me, a cosmetic spell to change your coat and mane, then an age spell to change your age"
She looked at me, somehow proud of what she had done. At least it wasn't permanent.
"Whatever, Fleshlight Sporkle, you just jacked up the price for this job by double."
"Whatever is necessary. I took the liberty of enrolling you at the school the CMC are at and your school day should be starting in half an hour. I'll teleport you there, wouldn't want you to be late!"
Before I could protest, she shot me with another beam of magic and we both appeared outside the school. I tried to insult her, but she teleported away again, leaving me gawking at nothing. I glanced at my body, taking in the changes that the Purple Pony Princess had made to me. I had a forest green coat and a black mane, just like my normal hair. I scoffed at what had happened and made my way to the classroom. The faster I got through this, the better.
The school bell rang and I made my way to an open seat at the back of the class. It dawned on me that Twibright had assumed that I knew what the CMC looked like, which, in fact, I did not. I looked at the door of the classroom as it began to fill with young ponies of all colours and types. Eventually, three ponies walked in with the same cutie mark on their flank, just as the purple idiot had described.
Unfortunately for me, they decided to sit at the front of the class, while I had chosen to sit at the back. My old habits deceive me once more. Class was boring, but it was over sooner than I thought, and recess began.
Out in the school yard, I saw that the three ponies I was after were sitting together at a table and were eating their food quietly. I approached them, not concerned about acting like a little kid. After all, I used to be part of a special task force of very young looking cops who infiltrated high schools.
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
They stared at me.
"What?" The white one looked at her friends and shrugged.
"I was told that you three were helping young ponies find their cutie mark, and as you can see, I don't have any branding yet."
"Branding? I uh... Have no idea what ya mean by "branding", but if yer talkin' about yer cutie mark, Ah think we can help ya!" The yellow one said.
"Ah'm Applebloom," She pointed to herself."This is Sweetiebelle," She pointed to the white one that talked before. "And this is Scootaloo!" She pointed to the last filly who waved excitedly.
"We'd be happy to help you find your cutie mark!"
"Well, I'm more interested in how you got yours. Why don't you tell me?"
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"... And that's how we got our cutie mark, all at the same time."
I hated to admit it, but the story checked out. Admittedly, I didn't know exactly how cutie marks worked, but from what I had gathered from living here for a while, their story was no more unbelievable than the rest.
"So, what do you think you're good at?"
"Well, I always had a knack for..."
Don't say being a private investigator, dumbass.
"Uh... Skating! I sure do love to uh... Kickflip and stuff, yo!"
Again, the yellow one named Applebloom stared at me.
"Wow, really?!" Scootaloo piped up. "I am like, the best scooter rider in Ponyville and I don't even have a cutiemark for it!" She squealed happily.
"Well, that is the bomb diggity!"
I am a master of disguise.
"Why don't you teach me to ride a scooter!"
"Sweet!" She said as the school bell rang. "I'll meet you after school!"
The end of school finally came and I walked outside to see Scootaloo waiting with two scooters nearby.
Execute phase one of plan "Wet Faggot"
"Hey Scootaloo!"
"Hey, uh... I don't think I ever got your name."
Shit, think quick.
"Green, uh... Glass! Yes!"
"OK, Green Glass, you ready to ride?"
"You bet it, mother-bucker!"
"Woah, Glass... I mean, I'm a cool pony, but language like that... Didn't your mum ever tell you what that means?"
To be honest, I thought it was the equivalent of "fuck". Actually, that makes sense.
"Uh, sorry. Anyway, I thought maybe we could ride the scooters around Ponyville Park? They got a cool pond there!"
"Sure!"
It didn't take long to get used to riding a scooter as a pony, but I wasn't anywhere near as good as it as I led on. Especially not with my forelimbs now being as long as the back ones. Actually, maybe this would play to my advantage.
"Woah, WOAH!"
I faked a fall and splashed into the pond, showering the orange pegasus with water. I pulled myself out of the pond and comically spurted water out of my mouth, directly onto Scootaloo's cutie mark.
Nothing…
Well, I scratch it being painted on. That mark was on there with something other than paint or markers.
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The next day rolled around and I approached the CMC during recess again.
"Sorry about yesterday, Scootaloo. I guess I'm not as good at riding a scooter as I thought."
"That's fine, Glass! It was fun anyway, even when we got wet!"
"Yeah, we got wet all the time when we were trying out new things to get our cutie marks!" Sweetiebelle added.
I inwardly chuckled again.
"Cutie Mark Crusaders, heeelp!" A voice shouted from behind us. We turned to see a purple filly with a golden mane sprinting towards us.
"What is it, Stawberry?"
The filly stopped in front of us, panting.
"I need your help! Somepony's stolen my Wonderbolts collectors cards!"
"A mystery, eh?"
A mystery... This was perfect! I could do this! After all, I am Ponyville's only successful private detective! Focus, you're not here to solve the mystery of the missing cards, you're here to solve the mystery of the false cutie marks!
Although, one little simple mystery couldn't hurt… And I'm sure I can use this to my advantage in figuring out the CMC's cutiemark secret.
"We accept!" I called out.
The other three looked at me.
"Glass, are you sure?"
"Who knows, maybe my talent is solving mysteries!"
That'll convince them.
Scootaloo nodded.
"Okay then, Strawberry Blossom! We accept!"
"I could have sworn that they were here a few hours ago! I was looking for them to show to my friend, Silver Spoon, when I realized that they were gone!"
I looked around her room with the CMC, observing the surroundings and checking for clues.
"So did you tell anyone where they were? Did anyone see you take them out at any point?"
"I don't think so... Only my family, but they've known I had it for years."
Hmm, It wasn't likely that it was her family. Maybe it was Silver Spoon, the friend that she was going to show her collection to. It did make sense for her to fake asking to see it, that would eliminate suspicion.
"Hey, Glass, check this out!" Scootaloo said, looking into the filly's desk.
I looked at what she was pointing at and saw a thin hair. If only I could take a closer look…
"Hey, is there a magnifying glass around here somewhere?"
Strawberry rushed off and was back a few seconds later with a small magnifying glass.
"Thanks"
I tried to grab at it with my hooves, but it was quite hard to hold.
"Why don't you use your magic, Glass?" Sweetiebelle asked.
Magic?
I looked up and saw a green horn sticking out of my head. How the heck hadn't I noticed that!? I guess it did make sense, seeing that Twilight made me to an image of her before changing my looks.
"Uh, I haven't learned how yet."
"Really? Even Sweetiebelle can use her magic, and she was the last in our class!"
"Scootaloo!" Applebloom whispered harshly and punched her on the arm with enough force to get the point across.
"Heh, sorry."
I didn't care that much, I'd only been like this for a day and hopefully, not much longer. I settled for using my hooves and looked down at the hair. Silver... Just like Silver Spoon's.
"A silver hair..."
"Silver Spoon!" The three said in unison.
"Ah knew she hadn't changed!" Applebloom scowled
"Don't jump to conclusions. Now you said that the only other pony who knew it was here was your family?"
"Well, only my brother knows it was here. My family knows I have it, but I've only told my brother where I hide it."
"Then that settles it. We question your brother."
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"WHERE WERE YOU TWO HOURS AGO!" I shouted in the scared little colt's face. He whimpered under the light of the desk lamp.
"I... Uh, I was... Here! At home!"
"A likely story... So. Who did you tell."
"T-Tell what?"
"Don't play games with me, kid!" I slammed my hoof down on the table.
"K-kid!? I'm like, a year older than you!"
"Stop changing the subject! Who did you tell! Answer me, who did you tell!"
"It was... It was Snow Ball! It was... Oh goddess, she'll never go on a date with me now..."
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We ran to school the next day and managed to catch Snow Ball, a blue and, you guessed it, silver maned pegasus before class started.
"Snow Ball!" Sweetie shouted. "We know you did it!"
She looked at us nervously, biting her lip.
"D-Did what?"
"We know you stole Strawberry's card collection! We have a testimony from her brother who admitted to telling you where they were!"
"Th-That idiot! Uh, I mean..."
"Just admit it, Snow Ball" I smiled, knowing that we had her cornered.
"FINE! I did it, OK?"
Strawberry stood there, shocked.
"Snow Ball... You betrayed me! I thought we were friends!"
"We are, I was... Just... I'm so sorry, Straw, how could I be so stupid..."
"Why? Why did you do it?"
"I was... Jealous. She was just always bragging about how great her collection was, and she's not even a fan!” She pleaded to me. “I've been trying to collect for years, but she just got lucky and found all those rare cards! I was gonna give it back today anyway. I really am sorry, Straw. Will you ever forgive me?"
"Snow, I... I forgive you."
"Thanks, Straw. Let's go to class and I'll give you back the cards. I'm sorry again."
The two friends hugged and walked off to class together.
"Looks like a happy ending!"
"Yep!" I smiled before a flash of blinding white light emitted from behind me. I turned around to see what it was only to see three filly's staring at me with huge grins on their faces.
"WE DID IT, WE DID IT! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS, YAAAY!"
The three shouted in unison.
"Wh... What are you talking about?"
"Yer cutiemark, Glass! You got it!"
Wat.
I turned my head to look at my flank and saw that both sides were adorned with a brand. A silver handled magnifying glass with a black question mark in the center.
"Ponyfeathers."
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"TWILIGHT BUCKING SPARKLE, HOW THE BUCK DO I HAVE A CUTIE MARK!"
I screamed in the purple faggot's face as she reared back is surprise.
"A cutie mark?" She said, her face switching into thought mode.
"Yes, Twopple. A cutie mark. Why do I have one."
"This doesn't make any sense... You shouldn't be able to get a cutie mark!"
"It doesn't matter, anyway. I don't think the cutie mark crusaders have faked their marks at all."
"What? How can you tell!"
"Well first of all, It's not drawn on. I tested that theory out, and there's no way that it is. Regardless, It's well drawn if drawn at all, and I don't think any of those fillies are skilled enough to draw that perfectly once, let alone re-apply it regularly. Second of all, they helped me get my cutie mark. If the CMC helped /me/, a human who, according to you, "Shouldn't be able to get a cutie mark", then they have absolutely proven the power of their talent."
"...Shit" She cursed and scowled.
"Hey, no fair! If I can't swear as a pony, why can you!"
"Oh, sorry, Anon. That was me. I was tired of you saying such vulgar things, so I made it impossible to say them in case it broke your cover."
"Whatever. Turn me back to normal now. I expect payment still, I did what you wanted."
"Absolutely." She charged up her horn and shot the beam of magic at me. I expected to feel myself growing again, but instead, felt no changes at all.
"Twilight... Why am I still a pony."
"I- I don't understand... Give me a sec."
She shot the beam at me again only for nothing to happen.
"Why isn't it working, Tweedle. WHY THE BUCK ISN'T IT WORKING!"
"I don't know! The "Revert to Normal" spell should be working!"
"Revert to Normal?"
"That's how it works. It finds your normal form and reverts your body to that form! Only a huge magical event could change that, like if you caused a Rainboom, or if your form was changed again in any way like... Oh crap."
"What. What, Fleshspank, WHAT!?"
"If your form was changed in anyway like... Getting a cutie mark."
"TWILIGHT YOU BUCKING FAFF- F F... FILLYFOOLER! Well, just cast the transformation spell again and age me up. Simple, right? Do it now."
"Not exactly..."
Of course not. It was never simple.
"When I cast the original spell, I had to use a "Pony of Reference", remember?"
"Yeah?"
"Well... You're the only human in Equestria, and you aren't exactly... Human anymore. There's nothing to reference."
"You're bucking kidding me."
"I'm sorry Anon, there's nothing I can do! I mean, maybe I can do some research into other transformation techniques, but I've been searching for others for years!"
"You Mule-hole. What the buck am I gonna do now?"
"Well, I suggest you keep going to Ponyville Primary. You can't exactly operate a business as what you are now, which is technically a minor... And you are still legally enrolled there."
"What about food, huh? I can't pay for everything without my income!"
"I- I'll help you out for that, and you can stay in my castle for the time being. There's enough rooms that I don't use."
"Good. Fine, well you better start searching for a cure, and sooner rather than later. Being a pony is uncomfortable enough, let alone being a filly pony."
"Don't worry, Anon. I'll figure something out."
Buck you, TwinkleSpit. Buck all of this shit.
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Two weeks later.
I still haven't forgiven Fleshrend Faggotron for turning me into a pony permanently. Hmmm... I really should start thinking of some better alternate names for that literal walking pile of shit. Booklight Spopple? Maybe…
She hasn't been all bad. She's given me a place to live and paid for everything I've asked from her. Well, at least she's paying her dues for my services. I've been trying to get used to going to school here in Ponyville, but it's been years since I was in Primary school last. I feel like i'm surrounded by a bunch of kids.
Well, I am surrounded by a bunch of kids.
Purplefart still hasn't found a solution, and I'm growing impatient. These female hormones are playing havoc on my head. I mean, I wasn't exactly straight before hand, but I was absolutely not attracted to ponies. Not anymore, apparently.
Every two seconds, I found myself fantasizing in one way or another about getting railed by a colt or being eaten out by a filly. I tried my hardest to force those thoughts out of my head, but it was impossible. They kept coming back. And it was getting worse.
Even when I wasn't thinking about it, I could feel myself getting warm and wet in between my legs. It was the most alien feeling I had ever felt and the thoughts that came along with it weren't that much less alien.
I've had enough.
I had to ask Twiggy Boggle what the hell was wrong with me.
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"T-Twilight?"
God, I even sounded like a little kid now.
"Glass? What's wrong?"
"N-nothing, I..."
"Glass, something's up. You didn't call me "Fleshlight Spankle" or some other ridiculous name this time, so something is definitely wrong."
Darn. Maybe she wasn't as mentally vacant as I thought.
"Fine. You got me. Something is... Wrong with my body."
"What is it?"
"I'm having these weird thoughts lately... Like, I... Want... I want to... Do naughty things with other ponies."
She stared with open eyes for a few seconds before blushing and laughing nervously.
"Eheheh, uh, I don't know why you need to come to me about that. Everypony has thoughts, they just usually keep it to themselves. Or their special somepony."
"Do you really think I'd be telling you if it was just that? I can't stop! I can't stop thinking about ponies doing... Things to me. Even when I'm not thinking about it, I still feel all... Worked up and stuff."
"Oh. Oh, I see..."
"What is it?"
"It never really even crossed my mind. Glass, you're going through estrous."
"Estrous? Like that thing horses have?"
"Well, yes, plenty of females do. Horses, Ponies, Dogs, Cats, lot's of creatures, really. What, didn't Humans go through that as well?"
"No! Even so, I wasn't a girl before!"
"Well, unfortunately, there's not much I can do for you. The only way to get rid of it is to mate with another pony, which is technically illegal for you to do, seeing as you're a minor, or for you to just wait it out."
"I don't want to wait it out! I want it to be over!"
"Well, you can... Ahem, "Relieve" yourself in one way or another.”
She can't be talking about…
"I do have a few toys around here that I never got to use during my last estrous. I guess you could have them."
"No. Out of the question."
"Well, you could use your hooves, but you run the risk of getting an infection. There's a lot more dirt on your hooves than you realize."
"No, I mean I'm not masturbating. I'm a bucking dude, I don't use dildo's."
"It's your choice, but the offer is there if you want it."
I walked out of the room with my face scrunched up.
I could do this without masturbating.
I am not weak.
I am Anon, a strong, male…
Mare…
With a plump...
Wet…
Pussy…
Getting filled with a thick, studded dildo…
Set to maximum vibration level…
Ravaging my tight little hole…
GAH! NO. NO NO NONONONONONO, GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
I looked down between my legs only to see as a drop of something splatted onto the floor behind me. I froze. I couldn't take it anymore. I sprinted back to the room where Twilight was.
"GIVE ME THE TOYS NOW."
She sat back a little, surprised by my outburst.
"Okay, Glass, jeez. Give me a second."
I rocked between legs as Twilight slooooowly stoooood uuuuup and sloooooowly waaaaaalked to the dooooooooooooooooooooooooor…
"HURRY THE BUCK UP!"
"Gah, Glass! Calm down, I'm going already! Jeez!"
After what seemed like forever, she finally opened up a closet door and pulled down a box marked "DO NOT OPEN. THAT MEANS YOU, SPIKE.". She opened it up and levitated a blue horse shaped dong out of the box.
"I think you should get used to it first, so have this one as a starter-"
"NOPE"
I snatched the box from her grasp and ran as fast as I could.
When I got to my room, I slammed the door and threw the box onto my bed. I searched through the box for something to sate my thirst for release. I quickly settled on a studded vibrator, similar to the one I had been fantasizing about not that long ago. I lay back on the bed and stared down between my legs.
Holy fuck, I was soaking.
It had never been this bad before! My legs were practically drenched in the sickly sweet, musky scented juices that had come from my virgin hole. I felt all strange and squirmy as I imagined it inside of me, my mouth opening and letting out a quiet moan.
I hastily picked up the vibrator and began fumbling with it, looking for the controls. I eventually found it, a small switch on the bottom with three settings. I didn't even read the settings and immediately set it as high as possible.
I nervously placed it between my legs and shakily brought it to my lower lips. As soon as it came in contact with my parts, an all encompassing feeling of bliss took over me. I slowly slid the tool inside of me, rolling around as I let my entire body quiver with pleasure.
I thought at first that this would be just like when I was a guy, concentrated at the crotch and not very pleasant until climax, but the opposite was true. The entire experience was incredible. I slid my legs around, feeling the buzz of the toy emanate throughout my entire body. Granted, the pleasure was focused mostly on my crotch, but it spread like wildfire, with my pussy as the center.
I wiggled it around a bit, stimulating all new parts of my relatively new hole, moaning in pleasure and closing my eyes. I imagined Scootaloo with her head between my legs, lapping away at my juices as they spilled down onto the sheets. I pulled the toy upwards a bit and felt a huge surge of pleasure as I hit something near the rim of my pussy.
What was that?
I opened my eyes and moved the vibrator around a bit more. Could it be my… I moved the vibrator upwards again and pressed it heavily against my clit. Instantaneously, I felt myself jolt in pleasure again.
This!
This was where it's at!
I moaned even louder and pressed the tip of the toy into my clit, shuddering at the feeling it brought and causing a strange pressure to build up in my stomach. I held it there, panting as the pressure built and built until it felt like there was no where left to build and then…
White.
My eyes were filled with nothing but white as a huge shudder overtook my body and the pressure building up deep inside exploded out like a damn wall shattering.
And it might as well have.
My pussy squirted a clear fluid out a few inches, coating both the bed sheets and my legs. I let out a loud, high pitched groan as my brain was filled with an overwhelming pleasure. There was no way... No way I could ever go back... This was too good...
I had no idea if it was the heat of the moment at the time, but if this was how this felt... I never wanted to go back to being a man. I felt the vibrator drop from my grasp and fall to the bed. It was at that point that I resolved myself rest. Any worries of Twilight walking in were erased from my mind as I let myself fall asleep, basking in the still remaining glow of my first orgasm as a filly.
Author's Note
Hey everyone, thanks for reading. This is my first attempt at "comedy" in a story, so hopefully I wasn't completely unsuccessful.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast cooking, and to an incredibly itchy feeling in my general lower areas. I groaned in discomfort and glanced down at myself. Ugh, gross. Dried shit, all up and down my legs. I had been with women before I came to Equestria and none of them had orgasms as messy as this. It would be fine if I had cleaned myself afterwards, but... I didn't.
BANG
The door to my room was flung open and Spike walked in wearing a bright pink apron.
"Morning Anon! Breakfast is rea-- "
"..."
Shit. The purple dragon's cheeks became flushed red as I scrambled to cover myself. I threw a pillow at him.
"Bucking knock next time, Spike!"
He backed out of the room, his little dragon dick peeking out from its sheath. So that's where he hid it. I thought about what had just happened for a second.
Did I just... Turn him on?
As far as I knew, he was straight. Or at least, the only creature he had shown any affection for was Rarity. Never gonna happen, but it was hilarious to watch him try and woo her while she tried to let him down softly in her own way, which was by pretending she didn't notice his affection at all.
Whatever.
He had apparently cooked me breakfast, so he was alright on my account. Besides the fact that he didn't knock.
I fucking hate people who don't knock. I am the one who knocks. Emphasis on the "one" bit. No one in this town has any semblance of privacy. I pulled myself out of bed and walked to the small en suite attached to the room. I really noticed my height difference now. I had to plop my hooves up on the bench to even see my face at all.
I tried to get a good look at myself in the mirror, but it didn't work. I pulled my stool up and stood on it. It was a bit of a balancing act, but you know.
I live life on the edge.
I washed my face, splashing the cool refreshing water on me when I remembered the reason why I was here in the first place. Clean your legs, retard. I hopped down and walked over to the shower, turning the nob. Luckily this dried stuff washed out pretty easily, even when dried. I'd still like to clean myself before it dried next time. When I was done, I turned off the tap and walked out of the room. When I got to the kitchen, Spike was nowhere to be seen, but the breakfast he made was waiting on the table.
Fucker better not be jacking off right now.
I heard some muffled voices through a nearby door. I couldn't hear what they were saying, so I walked closer. Pressing my ear up against the door, I heard a few fleeting muffled words.
"...and don't fuck it up this time, alright? I've had enough of you ruining every job we run, and this one is fucking huge."
"S-sorry, boss."
I heard a muffled rumble, like someone was rolling around on the floor.
"Mmmmff!"
Who was that?
"Shut him up!"
A loud thwack.
Silence.
Oh shit, someone was getting kidnapped! I slammed open the door. By which I mean I tried to slam open the door, but it was made of a heavy wood, so I just smacked into the door as it slowly creaked open. Curse this weak body.
Inside, two griffons wearing black balaclavas stood above a seemingly unconscious Spike, tied up with rope and blindfolded.
"Stop right there!" I squeaked confidently
One of the griffons turned to the other and chuckled.
"Or what, kid?"
I puffed up my chest.
Crap. He was right. Or what? I couldn't do anything to stop them. Griffons were just as strong as I was as a human, but there was no way I could do anything like this!
"Yeah, I thought so. If you know what's good for ya, you'll pretend you never saw this."
The two griffons grabbed Spike by the legs and unceremoniously dragged him out the window with them.
I stood there, silent and unmoving. Well, not exactly. My legs were shaking. I was absolutely terrified, and it had taken me that long to realize what I had been feeling.
What the hell? I had never been scared by something before! Well, sorry, that's a lie. Nothing in Equestria. I collapsed to the floor and began to cry. Why? Why was I acting like this? I'd never acted like this before! Bet it's this fucking stupid body.
"S-s-stupid body. S-stupid Twilight!"
"What did I do wrong?"
I spun around.
"Twilight!"
I ran to her and threw my hooves around her. She froze up.
"G-Glass? What's wrong?"
"Th-these g-g-griffons came in and th-they..."
My mind relived the last few moments.
"What did they do, Glass."
"They took Spike!"
"What!?"
She pushed me away and ran into the other room. She swung back to face me, her face filled with rage.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM, ANON!?"
"I-I-I..."
Tears welled up in my eyes.
"Oh no." Her face relaxed and switched to a look of guilt. She walked up to me, but I backed away. I was feeling it again. Fear. Why?
"I'm sorry, Glass, I didn’t mean to shout, this... This isn't your fault."
She approached me again and pulled me into a hug which I accepted.
"We'll... We'll figure this out."
I let my tears flow for the first time in my life. I'd never let myself cry. I always kept this masculine appearance, but I didn't even have a choice this time.
"I just don't get it. Who would want Spike?"
I pulled away from the hug and wiped the tears from my face. I thought about it for a second. Who would want Spike? And who would want to kidnap the number one assistant of the fucking princess? Unless…
He was a dragon. How many other dragons had I seen while in Equestria? None. Let alone a baby dragon. He was rare, and probably expensive.
"Twilight... I think I know why they took Spike."
"You do?"
"Do you know anything about rare animal trading in Equestria?"
"Well, I know it's not common at all, but it does happen some time. What does that have to do with... Oh no. No no no!" She cringed with the realization of what had happened.
"What are we gonna do?"
"Uh... We... Uh... Glass! I think I might need to hire you one more time."
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There has to be something around here. Something that they left behind… There! A small sheet of paper. Well, more like a scrap. I pulled up the magnifying glass that Twilight had lent me.
Yes! Looks like that Griffon had "Fucked up" again! It was a matchbook for a bar. I flicked it open, but there was nothing inside but matches. No matter, I had a lead now.
"Twilight, check this out!"
She walked over to me and took the matchbox with her magic.
"Unless Spike has been going through a rebellious smoking phase, then this was left behind by those griffons."
"So what now?"
"Well, we need to check out the bar. Do you recognize the name?"
"The... Spit Jar? I can't really say that I do..."
The Spit Jar… I hadn't heard the name before, but It definitely wasn't in Ponyville. There wasn't exactly google in this world, so I couldn't google where it was. Maybe…
"Twilight, is there a phonebook for any of the nearby cities?"
"Of course!"
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Baltimare.
I got arrested last time I was here while on a job It was a city filled with dirty streets and dirty ponies No idea why anyone would want to live here.
Twilight and I disembarked from the train and made our way out of the station.
"Okay, Glass! I've got our itinerary planned out to the minute! At 1200, we will check into the Solid Stone Inn, at 1215, we'll have lunch! At 1300, we have-"
"Twilight! You don't need to plan every second of our day!"
"Maybe not, but one day, you'll have needed a list and regret not making it!"
"Sure. Got any place on that list for investigating?"
"Of course I do! But, uh... There's something we have to talk about."
"What?"
"The place we're following this lead at is a bar, right?"
"Yeah?"
"You're underage."
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This is so fucking degrading.
“This is so bucking degrading.”
”Are you okay little miss?”
Some random stallion walked out of the bar and stood next to me.
“Buck off, old man. Go wet your dick in some other slutty mare.”
”Hoh, shit, crazy kid…”
He walked off, looking over his shoulder as he did. Yeah, that’s right. You walk away. Fucking ridiculous. I’m twenty fucking three years old! Why the fuck was I being made to stand outside of the bar instead of going inside?
Oh that’s right.
Fucking Twagle Spoofle.
Purple princess cunt.
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Inside the Spit Jar Bar…
Be Twilight Sparkle No, not “Twippy Dippy Spackle”, or whatever silly name Green Glass had thought up for me today. We had gotten to the not so glorious city of Baltimare earlier today and after a short amount of sightseeing, we made our way to the Spit Jar, our one lead to finding Spike. Notice I said “we”.
Normally, I wouldn’t have dreamt of bringing such a young filly with me to such a filthy place, but not only had she insisted, but she apparently had a history with the city. Something about a missing pony and snow skis. Celestia knows what that was about, but she refused to divulge any further information.
I approached the bar and ordered a large pint of Saltlick Lager. I usually never touched the stuff, but if I was going to blend in at all in the hovel, I had to play the part. The bartender gave me a curious look and brought me my drink. I sipped the drink, fighting off cringing from it’s salty/bitter taste. Drivel. Calling it a “drink” was being generous. I’m a princess, I shouldn’t be drinking this.
No, do it for Spike. He needs you.
Glass had given me a basic rundown of how this was going to go down, what lingo to use, how to react, etc. on our way here. I was still nervous, but I knew I had to do it. Not only because Glass couldn’t do it for me, but because Spike needed us. I finished off my drink and asked for another. As the bartender approached, I set our plan into motion.
“Hey, barkeep.”
”What’ll it be, miss?”
“I’ve been looking for something a little more… Exotic recently.”
”Oh?” He raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
“Yes, something with a little more… Bite to it. A little more lively, if you know what I mean.”
”I’m not sure if I do, miss.”
“I’m in the market for… A new pet.”
The barkeep glanced around before leaning closer to me.
”You sure you know what you’re asking for?”
“Oh, I’m more than sure, good sir. Much more than sure.”
”Fine.”
He looked under the bar before lifting up a flagon made out of a bull horn. How horrible! Did they even ask the bull’s permission? I doubted it!
I kept a straight face and took the flagon of ale before thanking the barkeep. I downed the disgusting fluids before turning the cup upside down and taking the piece of paper taped to the bottom. Bingo. Thank god Anon- er, Glass knew her way around shady businesses. Nothing against her, of course. Looks like her suspicions were correct.
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Finally, I saw Twilight leave the bar. She pulled down her hood and smiled at me.
”I did it, Glass! That was so exciting! Is this how exciting it is every time you do this?” She clopped her hooves together and smiled. A few passing ponies glanced at her before shaking their heads and averting their eyes.
“So I was right?” I asked
”You sure were!”
She reached inside her cloak and pulled out a sheet of paper.
”Left on the bottom of the mug, just like you said. How did you know this information so specifically?”
“I worked a case similar to this but with a thestral kid a while back. Honestly, it’s probably the same organization just in a different city.”
”Wait, did you manage to apprehend the perpetrator?”
“Look, I was paid to bring the kid back and I did. Do you have any idea how dangerous my job is? I can’t be sticking my neck out every three seconds to do “what’s right”.”
”B-but we have to do something!”
“Maybe this time, it’ll be different. I mean, what with you being the princess of friendship and all.”
”But what about all the other evil organizations? What about the kids that you didn’t save?”
“If I could, I would have saved all of the kids I found there, but think about it for a second, Princess Smartypants. If I get reckless, stick my hand too far into the hornet's nest, I’ll get stung. Who will do my job when I’m gone, huh? If you haven’t noticed, the royal guard is lazy. They protect against direct attacks and do basic investigation, but they hardly ever seek out cases very far.”
”I… I hadn’t thought about it.”
“Don’t worry about it. I… I do feel guilty, you know.”
”What? What for?”
“What do you think? I feel guilty for not doing more. I know that If i tried, I /could/ take down a huge group of bad ponies and creatures. What do you think happens if I do that? My face all over news headlines. “Freaky human brings down foalnapping ring”. I mean, as is, I’m not very discreet, you know, being the only human here, but a lot of ponies mistake me for a minotaur. If I don’t have that, I have nothing. I’m done.”
”Wow, Glass. I really shouldn’t… I shouldn’t have been so harsh on you.”
“Don’t think about it, Princess.”
I finally got to unfolding the piece of paper and reading what had been written on it. Perfect.
“2AM, Behind the building.” I read aloud.
”That’s where we’re going to meet the bartender?”
“Probably not the bartender. He’s just the messenger.”
”Alright. While we’re waiting, I’ve always wanted to check out that restaurant in 5th street, Applejack has been going on about it ever since she visited her cousin here last.”
I rolled my eyes but went along with it. Best to keep the purple princess happy.
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There was a brisk wind blowing and I pulled my coat closer to my body. Luckily the fur on my pony body was a lot more resistant to the cold than bare skin, but it didn’t seem to matter that much. There was a bright orange glow next to me and I saw Twilight casting a spell.
“What’re you doin- Oh.”
I felt my the air around me warm up with the glow and the wind slow down quite a bit.
“Uh, Th-thanks, Twilight.”
She smiled at me.
”No problem Glass. It’s the least I could do.”
We walked toward the back alley and I felt a chill run up my spine, despite Twilight’s spell warming me. It was that feeling again, the fear that I was so unfamiliar with and hated so much. It was this stupid bodies fault. I never felt fear like this before.
Out from behind a dumpster, a pony wearing a large coat and smoking a cigarette stepped out. He lifted the cigarette out of his mouth with magic and threw it to the ground, still lit.
”Evening, miss.”
”Good evening, sir.”
”You were at the Spit Jar earlier today, correct? You asked the bartender about my services?”
Twilight nodded, her hood still concealing her body. He motioned toward me with a nod.
”Who’s this? I thought you were buying, not selling.”
”Oh, no, she’s my companion.”
”Like them young, huh?”
I could see Twilight’s face fill with disgust, but she kept her cool demeanor.
”Let’s get to business, Mr…?”
”I don’t tell anyone my name, Lady. Neither should you.”
”Glad we’re on the same page, Sir. I’m in the market for a dragon.”
He looked shocked for a second, before relaxing and straightening his tie.
”Miss, I hope you know what you’re asking for. Why in the world would you risk buying a dragon? Do the words “death sentence” mean nothing to you?”
”I didn’t come here to get a lecture, sir, I came here to purchase a dragon. If you must know, I’m a scientist. I’m experimenting on the science behind genetic manipulation for the purpose of domestication of sentient creatures, and the only kind of sentient creature I haven’t attempted my theory on yet is a young dragon.”
Damn, Twi. She was really good at this. If she wasn’t such a noticeable figure, she could probably help me in the future.
”Fine, fine. We just happened to acquire a young dragon a few nights ago, so I can have him ready for a transfer by tomorrow night. Bring forty thousand bits with you and I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but be discrete. We’ll meet under the west side of the Clop Key Bridge at 2AM. Your “Companion” can come too, just make sure she doesn’t cause any trouble.”
”Sounds good to me, sir. I’ll see you then.”
We turned away and walked from the alley. We traveled down the street in silence before all of a sudden, Twilight broke away to rush behind a nearby trashcan. I heard retching and a quiet splash. I stood behind her and held her mane back with my forehooves.
“Let it out, Twi. You did good.”
”I-I can’t b-b-believe this, G-glass… I c-can’t… Oh goddess…”
She turned away and retched once more.
”That… Sick stallion! H-he didn’t have an ounce of c-compassion in his eyes!”
“He’ll get his just desserts, Twi.”
”We can’t let him go, Glass. We can’t.”
“Remember what I said, Twi. We have to be careful. The information we’ve gotten today will serve to help the royal guard crack down on these ponies and bring them to justice.”
”Are you saying we do NOTHING!?”
She pushed me away.
“Twi, calm down.”
”I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL THOSE… THOSE MONSTERS ARE STOPPED!”
“Twilight, shut the buck up!”
She stared in stunned silence.
“What happens if you try and stop them, huh? They will take Spike away and you will never see him again! That’s what will happen.”
She said nothing.
“Twi, I… I made a mistake once.”
”What are you talking about?”
“I’m not always as successful as you might think. I’m not perfect, and I made a mistake. A bad one.”
”What… What happened?”
“Once, there was a family dog that had been stolen. I was requested to investigate where it had been taken to and bring it back. I eventually discovered that a couple of young colts had stolen it and were planning on hurting it. When I interrogated one of the colts, they caved and told me of an abandoned apartment where they were planning on… Pouring acid on it. I was so… Utterly /filled/ with disgust and anger, that I rushed into the apartment. They heard me coming in and… They threw the dog out of the window.”
”Oh my goddess.”
“Yeah. I couldn’t sleep for weeks knowing what I had caused. If anything like that happened to Spike… I don’t know if I could live with myself.”
”Ano- Glass, I’m so sorry.”
“You don’t need to be, Twi. I’m angry too. I’m fucking fuming. Spike is my friend too. But we have to think ahead. Think of the consequences. First, we need to make sure that Spike is safe and in our hooves.”
”R-right.”
“You can do this, Twilight. For Spike, and for all of the other creatures these monsters have stolen.”
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The next night, we made our way to the waterfront in silence. Once there, we surveyed the scene from afar. A lone streetlight illuminated the area, but no ponies were there waiting for us. They must be waiting in the shadows, just as the other stallion had last night.
”Alright, Glass.”
“You ready for this, Twinkie?”
”Please, Glass, no jokes tonight.”
“You gotta lighten up a little, or these ponies will suspect something. Not to mention our horrible excuse for fake bits.”
We had purchased a large amount of bottle caps and loaded them into a saddlebag. If the night went as planned, we would teleport away as soon as we had Spike and leave the stallions with their fake bits. If the night went as planned.
No time to make a contingency. Go with the flow. Don’t act unnatural. Be calm and alert.
Oh no.
The griffon who had taken Spike.
I pulled my hood over my head and tried to keep my features hidden from the griffon as much as possible. Behind them, another pony carried a small cage in his magic with a small purple dragon hog tied inside. He was both gagged, blindfolded, and seemingly unconscious.
Those fucking bastards. They better not have hurt Spike. The ponies and griffon silently approached and the pony who looked the most in charge motioned for the carrier to place down the cage.
”I take it that this is what you’re looking for, Mademoiselle?”
Twilight took a step forward, almost ready to run to Spike, but calmed herself.
”You are correct. We have the bits here, all in order.”
”Perfect, perfect. Now, levitate the bits over to me and then we shall send the merchandise to you.”
Twilight lifted up the saddle bag, but as she did, the griffon whispered something in the stallions ear.
”Stop.” He held up a hoof and Twilight halted her magic’s progress.
”Some information has come to light, so I would like for this exchange to go a little differently. You will send the bits over, we will count them ourselves, and /then/, you will be able to take your merchandise.”
”What?” Twilight spoke up. “That’s absurd!”
”If you would ever like to receive the merchandise, this is how it will go. No exceptions. No excuses.”
Fuck, fuck, fuck. They were going to see the fake bits! Think, Glass, think!
Twilight began to levitate the “bits” over to the criminals. What the hell was she doing! She knew that those bits were fake, they would immediately call us out on it! Oh fuck, you better have a good plan, Twilight.
The bag arrived.
The stallion opened up the clasp and…
Started counting bits.
Not bottle caps, bits.
Real bits.
“Twilight? What’s going on.”
”Shut up, Glass. Don’t say a word.”
I did what she said and stood silently. I was filled with anxiety at what was going on.
”Ah, looks like we have a sale, Mademoiselle!”
He clopped his hooves twice and the unicorn began levitating the cage over to us. As it landed, Twilight pried the bars open with her magic and pulled Spike out. She removed his blindfold and gag.
”Oh goddess, Spike!”
The stallion looked over at us quizzically.
”You… Know this dragon? What is the meaning of this!”
Twilight looked up at them with fire in her eyes. Not figuratively either. Literal fire.
”You will burn for what you have done to my brother.”
Suddenly, the bits in the hands of the stallion turned to bottlecaps. A flash of purple, and we were back at the hotel room.
Immediately, Twilight levitated Spike over to the bed and began inspecting him for any injuries.
”Oh goddesses, Spike!”
She collapsed onto him, sobbing loudly. Her cries were loud and long. The love she had for her brother poured out and filled me with sadness. My eyes began to tear up as well and I hugged Twilight. She looked at me with her face messy with tears.
”Thank you so much, Glass!”
She hugged me back and I cried into her shoulder. I really, truly cried. This emotion, relief, sadness, joy, and the built up stress from all of this fear. I was finally letting it out. All of it. I cried for my family. I cried for my lost life. I cried for the dog that I had failed to save.
It felt so good to finally cry.
A particularly heavy bump of the train carriage woke me up from my sleep I looked around the booth, eyes still heavy from my rest. Twilight was sitting on the opposite side of the booth to me, cradling a sleeping purple dragon in her hooves. She looked at me and smiled, seeing that I had woken.
“Hey, Glass. You sleep well?”
“As well as I can while this train is bumping around.” I yawned. “How’s Spike?”
“Hadn't woken since we got on the train.”
Fair enough. He'd gone through some pretty horrible shit, something that a pony, human, dragon, anything should never have to go through. I can only imagine how horrible the fear of never seeing your friends or family again would be like. I hadn't really had any friends back on earth, but now… that was different. I had friends, and with that, I had the possibility of losing them.
I had made an unwritten promise a while ago to not let myself get attached to ponies. Who knows if two seconds after becoming friends with somepony, I have to betray them for a client? It was easier to just avoid friends all together. But I had friends. I had a friend in Twilight, Spike, hell, even Scootaloo and the cutie mark crusaders had kept hanging out with me. I thought about my situation and my mind started to wander.
Why not just roll with it? I had friends, I had family. This body was permanent unless Twilight miraculously found a “cure” for being a tiny pony. I found myself smiling at the thought. Why the fuck not? I had been given this chance to start a new. A new lease on life.
“It's nice to see you smiling instead of scowling, you know.”
I jumped and looked at Twilight, my train of thought derailed. I blushed a bit and looked away. I felt like forcing myself to scowl just to prove her wrong, but what was the point?
I felt happy.
So I smiled.
There wasn't anything wrong with that.
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A week had passed now since we got home, and Spike was slowly adjusting to being back. He seemed to flinch at the slightest sound and whimpered every time a door slammed shut. I tried to accommodate the poor guy, but he had clearly gone through something horrid when he was in captivity.
Word had come yesterday in the form of a letter from princess Celestia that due to the information Twilight and I had provided the city guard, they had managed to shut down that particular animal trading ring as well as a pony slavery ring connected to it.
Twilight was ecstatic that she and I had managed to make a difference, but it didn't seem to enthuse Spike that much, and honestly, I was too worried about him to celebrate with Twilight. Over the next couple of days, I didn't notice Spikes mood change much, if at all.
He would sit and silently read his comic books, not going outside, not smiling, not even coming out of his room when Rarity and the others came to a visit. I could tell something was majorly wrong when even seeing Rarity didn't make him smile even a little.
I raised my hoof up and knocked twice on the door. I waited for a reply, but when I didn't hear any, I slowly pushed the door to the room open. Spike was sitting down in his usual spot, quietly reading.
“Hey, Spike.”
He hardly acknowledged me besides glancing at me before going back to his book.
“Look, I know you might think I'm some sort of heartless freak, or something, but I do care about you. I really do.”
“Why didn't you stop them?”
I froze.
“What? What do you mean.”
Spike spoke without taking his face away from the book.
“Why didn't you stop them from taking me?”
“S-spike, I-”
“Is it because you'd rather see me gone?”
“What!? Of course not! You’re one of my only… Friends.”
“Then tell me, Glass.”
“I… I'm weak, Spike.”
He looked up and raised an eyebrow.
“For the first time in my whole life. I was weak and I was scared. I used to be so sure of myself. So sure that I could take on the world in this universe full of cutesy animals and ponies. But when I saw them taking you, I… I was scared. I was so bucking scared that I just… froze.”
Spike looked at me silently, his face betraying no emotion.
“I'm sorry, Spike… I didn't want to let them take you. You're… One of my best and only friends.”
He sat just as still as before.
“I'm… Nevermind. I'll talk to you later.”
I turned and walked out of the room, slowly pulling the door shut behind me as I left. Just as the door clicked shut, I heard muffled sobs coming from the room behind me.
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Spike was slowly getting better now, and had actually stepped outside a couple of times. I tried to spend time around him when I could, and it was clear that he enjoyed spending time around me. I read with him a few times, and he genuinely wanted me around, even if it was just to read, or talk about his favourite Power Pony. This morning, Twilight invited her friends over for a picnic in the castle grounds and I managed to convince Spike to come along.
It was a fairly pleasant day, not too hot, not too cold. The leaves had began to turn orange, offering a nice colorful landscape. Twilight and a few of the others had gathered outside, but Spike was nowhere to be seen. I checked his room and the library, but didn't find him until I decided to check the balcony overlooking the picnic.
I slowly opened the door, the squeaking causing Spike to turn around.
“Hey, Spike. You okay?”
He turned around again.
“You know, Twilight has been really looking forward to this picnic. Rarity even asked where her little “Spikey Wikey” was.”
“I don't care.”
“Not even for Rarity?”
“No. I don't care about Rarity anymore. She'll never think of me as anything more than a pet. Just like those evil ponies wanted me to be.”
He stared out over the balcony as I stood awkwardly behind him. I walked forward and leaned up against the balustrade with Spike. I let out a sigh and breathed in the scent of autumn leaves.
“You really are one of my only friends, Spike.”
…
“Do you know what they did to me, Glass?”
“I…”
“They pretended to be guards and said they would get me back. They made me tell them about you and Twilight and then, they said I would never see you again. They said to me, “You’ll live the rest of your life in a cage. You’ll do what you’re told, or your master will beat you. You are a pet from now on”.”
“Spike…”
“You wanna know something weird? Besides Twilight… the one pony who I was the most worried I would never see again was… you.”
“What..?”
“I know it's weird, but in that moment, I thought about all my friends. All of the ponies I knew, and wished I could just say goodbye to you.”
I threw my hooves around him and hugged him tight. He stood, stunned for a while before slowly hugging me back. I began to cry and sob, letting out all of my bottled up worries and sadness out.
“G-glass? Are you okay?”
“I was so scared, Spike!”
“Scared? About me?”
“Yes, you pea brain! I'm a big bucking idiot and I let one of my best friends get taken! I hardly slept because I know what they do. I know what those evil ponies do to animals and I knew it would happen to you if I didn't do something! My whole bucking life I've shut people out, pretended to be stoic and hard, but I don't want that anymore!”
“Glass…”
“I thought I'd never see you again.”
Spike pulled away from the hug and looked at me. I tried to wipe the tears from my eyes, but they were replaced by more as soon as they were gone.
“Glass, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that you were… that you even considered me a friend.”
“What, did you think I was joking? Of course I do, dummy. You're… more important to me than anypony else.”
“I…”
“Just shut up, Spike.”
I leant forward and kissed him.
He stood still as I pressed my mouth into his surprisingly soft but still scaly lips. He eventually began to relax and return the kiss, letting out the air that he had kept inside breath out. His breath was warm and smelt vaguely of burning wood, but I hardly noticed as I focused on nothing but the kiss.
Why was I doing this?
More importantly, why was I liking it so much?
And why did Spike not push me away?
He began to push back into the kiss, leaning me backward slightly and putting a hand behind my head. My heart began to race faster and faster, his claws now gripping my mane lightly and his breath becoming less of a weird smell and more of a comforting smell. He let his mouth open and his tongue began to intrude my mouth, prodding around and wrapping around my own tongue.
This was so wrong! Spike was not only a Dragon and a kid, but a dude too! I just didn’t seem to care. My brain wanted this, and who was I to argue anymore?
I wasn’t Anon, the human. I was Green Glass, the mare.
I let my old self go, and embraced the new.
I was a pony mare, and right now, I was kissing Spike, my best friend. Eventually, Spike pulled away from the kiss and stared me in the eyes, half lidded.
“Glass… I’m sorry, I…”
I laughed.
“What are you sorry about?”
“Um…”
He looked down before clenching his eyes shut. I glanced down only to see his dick, now fully erect. I felt a weird sensation of butterflies in my belly as I stared at it. I had seen it before, when he walked in on me after my first heat, but it wasn’t fully out. Not like this.
I giggled at the thought. He was turned on by me. Not anypony else. Me.
“Don’t laugh at it…”
“I’m not laughing at it, Spike, I’m… I’m laughing at myself.”
“What do you mean?”
“I’m laughing at how dumb I was. That I didn’t realise how I really felt about you.”
“Do you mean…?”
“Yes, ya dumpling.”
I kissed him again, and immediately, he pressed his body against me. It felt strange, having his penis press up against me, but it was also comforting. I felt happy that I could do this to him. I felt myself... wanting to do even more to him.
“Spike… I want… Can we… Can we go inside and… Um…”
He stared at me, cheeks flushing immediately red.
“Wait, you mean you actually want to...?”
I frowned at him and scrunched up my mouth.
“Don’t make me say it, numbskull.”
I turned around and walked away from him and he nervously followed me inside. I only realized that I was giving him a full view of my mare bits half way inside and covered it with my tail. I had no idea why I did it, seeing as we were about to… *ahem*, but I still felt a little self conscious about having these bits instead of a pole and tackle.
I reached the door and peaked outside to make sure nopony was walking around in the hall before walking out and down to my room. One of the good things about Twilight having hardly any ponies in the castle besides her and I was that I had just that little bit more privacy.
As soon as we were in my room, I slammed the door shut and rushed Spike, mashing my face into his and pushing him onto the bed. I was so fucking aroused right now that I didn’t even notice how forward I was being. He grunted as we landed on the bed and I immediately shot my hoof down and began rubbing at his dick.
It was practically boiling hot to the touch and every ridge and bump I could feel along it sent waves of warmth and pleasure through my head. I kissed his neck and he groaned quietly as my hoof went up and down. I might not have a hand anymore, but I had a dick for most of my life. Even if his was different, I still knew what felt good.
I reached my other hoof down and began rubbing in between my legs, and soothing sensation rippling from my crotch and outwards toward the rest of my body. I moaned into his neck at the mutual pleasure I was giving us both, which only served to make his penis throb harder.
“Oh Goddess, Glass…”
I smiled at bit my lip, feeling my head slowly gravitate towards his dick, peppering him with light kisses the whole way down. Eventually, I planted a kiss on the head of his dick and he jolted, his member pulsing as he held himself back.
“Uh uh, not yet.”
I smiled and planted another kiss, lower down on his dick. His claw reached down and began to stroke my mane. I pulled his dick upright with the hoof that I had been using to stroke myself and found that it was soaking wet with my juices. I rubbed his dick a little more with that hoof, smearing myself all over him and lubricating him even more.
A little bead of pre-cum dripped down and I licked at it. It was extremely hot, hotter even than the heat that his dick was giving off. I needed more. I wanted to taste him.
All of a sudden, I dropped my head down, taking his entire dick into my mouth. He shuddered and thrust his hips forward, inching just that tiny bit deeper into my mouth. I moved myself up and down, his boiling dick filling my mouth and warming my insides. I reached down and began to rub myself intensely again, helping myself along as I pleasured Spike.
“Oh fffuck, Glass… Please, I’m so close.”
I pulled my head up and heard a whimper of disappointment as his cock popped out of my mouth. I silenced it as I pulled myself on top of my and kissed him again. I positioned myself above his dick and pulled away from the kiss.
“You ready, Spike?”
He looked up at my, eyes full of lust and love. He nodded and pulled me back into the kiss. I slammed my hips down on him, taking him inside me in an instant.
Immediately, I shuddered in pleasure, forcing myself to not orgasm immediately as his cock filled me up completely.
“Oh g-g-god, this is so much better than toys…”
I pressed myself down on him, trying to push him as deep inside as possible.
I leant forward and wrapped my hooves around him, pulling him up before tipping backwards to put him on top of me with his red hot dick still inside.
“S-spike, I need… I need you to…”
He stared at me wide eyed, still shocked that any of this was happening.
“Buck me, Spike! Buck me, you idiot!”
Finally, he got the message. He pulled his hips backwards and slammed them back down, both of us simultaneously groaning in pleasure. Well, one of us a little bit louder than the other. Not gonna point fingers, but it was totally me. Thank god Twilight was outside.
He pulled backward again, but this time, slowly slid inside, the taper of his dick slowly pushing my walls apart. My eyes rolled back in my head as the heat flushed through my body, the smell of his breath filling me with even more arousal. I must have been practically soaking the sheets by now, if my last experience was anything to go by.
“Glass… Oh Goddesses, you’re so beautiful…”
I moaned deeply at that and clenched my muscles around his dick, temporarily slowing him down. He… He just called me beautiful.
“I’m… Beautiful? Ah!”
“Yes.”
He kissed me briefly.
“Oh fuck, yes you are.”
He called me beautiful.
“You’re so much more beautiful… Than any mare I’ve ever met.”
“Ah! That.. Ngh… Can’t be true. You… Ah… Rarity’s more beautiful than me… Mnn…”
“No!”
He stopped thrusting, still inside me.
“I cared about Rarity for too long. I don’t care if she’s more “pretty” than you, but it takes more than looks to be beautiful. You’re a beautiful mare. On the inside and the outside.”
I sat in stunned silence, staring into the eyes of the amazing dragon on top of me. He really meant that. It wasn’t something said just in the heat of the moment, he really thought that highly of me.
“Spike… Oh God, I love you, Spike.”
“Y-you do!? Really?”
“Yes! Now shut up and buck my brains out!”
“I l-love you too, Glass!”
He kissed me deeply and began to thrust into me again. The pressure and heat inside was building with every movement. My slick walls slid along his dick and I shook with every ridge I felt. I wrapped my hind hooves and pulled every time he thrusted, slamming him harder into me.
All of a sudden, he let of a deep groan and pushed as hard as he could against me. I only had a second to realise what was happening before I felt my insides flood with amazing, boiling jizz.
I clenched harder with my hind legs and held him inside as he came, pushing me over the edge and my mind flashing white with pleasure. My entire body contracted and I tried my hardest not to pass out as I felt the orgasm rush through my body. I didn’t even notice it until I began to wind down from the intense orgasm, but I was letting out small whimpering moans as Spike kissed me and rolled his tongue around mine.
Eventually, he pulled away and collapsed on top of me. I hugged him tightly, with his dick slowly softening inside of me. He pulled his hips backward, a pop sounding as he left me empty inside. Not completely empty, as his still warm cum radiated heat inside my belly. It felt so good, I didn’t ever want it to leave.
“Spike!? Glass!?”
I froze as I heard Twilight shout out from down the hall.
“Oh pony feathers.”
Spike pulled himself off of me and began to wipe himself down.
“Give us a second!” I called out to Twilight, hoping that would stop her from barging in. It seemed to work as she replied.
“Okay, I’ll see you down at the picnic! Everypony’s here now!”
I relaxed a bit, but still rushed to clean myself down. I ran to the bathroom and quickly washed my own fluids off of myself as well as the remnants of Spike’s. His was a little bit more difficult to wash out, but still came out relatively easily. A lot easier than if it had dried.
Spike walked up next to me as I was washing myself and put a claw on my withers.
“Hey Glass… Thanks.”
I smiled warmly at him and gave him a peck on the lips.
“You don’t have to thank me. Just… Please promise me something.”
He raised an eye at that.
“What do you mean?”
“Promise me… Promise that you meant it. What you said when we were… Just then. Promise that you think I’m beautiful.”
“O-of course I do!”
I sighed a satisfied sigh, a smile spreading across my lips.
“As long as you promise me something, Glass…”
“Anything.”
“Promise me that you meant it when you said you love me.”
I stared into his big green eyes, my heart racing with passion and stomach filling with butterflies again.
“I love you, Spike.”
I kissed him and we both left for the picnic together.
I am Green Glass the mare. Anon the human was gone, and good bucking riddance.
The last year had undoubtedly been the best year of my entire life. After finally accepting my body, I let in all of the friendships and happiness I had rejected before and was much better for it. I continued to hang out with the Cutie Mark Crusaders and grew closer as friends every day. I didn’t join them in all of their adventures, but I was happy to see them during school hours and to go places with them on weekends.
Twilight continued to search for a solution to my “problem”, but slowed down a lot as options grew thinner. I stopped calling her names, and instead, showed that I really was thankful for all that she had done for me.
Spike and I grew closer and closer as time went on. We still kept our relationship a secret from the others to keep Twilight from being angry at me, what with me being mentally twenty four and Spike only being technically fourteen. Regardless of the hurdles and hiding, we spent a lot of time together, reading books, going out to Sugarcube corner, and finding time alone to be with each other intimately.
Our lovemaking was a lot less frantic as it was the first time we had been together like that, but was equally as wonderful. Every time we made love, I felt my heart growing closer to the dragon and his growing closer to mine. Rarity was quite suspicious that his affection for her had so quickly died off, but seemed quite happy for him. It was a pretty pointless pursuit, and Spike confided in me that he was glad that Rarity had rejected him, saying that if Rarity had ever accepted, he would not be with me.
My acceptance for my new role in life was growing on me as well. I continued to solve disputes for ponies at Ponyville Primary, but the reduced stress of not running a business anymore took a huge load off of my back, and I focused much more on my own happiness. The rest of Twilight’s friends remained blissfully unaware of my previous identity, and whenever she spoke of me, she referred to me as a “second cousin” that she was taking in as a student and second assistant.
It wasn’t a complete lie though, as Twilight had helped me learn how to control my magic over the past year as well. I had a grasp on basic levitation and a few simple spells. It was honestly super damn cool to be able to do all of this magic stuff, things I’d never thought I’d ever be able to do.
I enjoyed helping Twilight with her studies and experiments as well, not only because it gave me a strange sense of accomplishment, but it also meant I got to spend more time around Spike, and we would quickly sneak a kiss whenever Twilight was out of the room.
All in all, I was happy. I had friends, family, a partner, and a home. Something that I had never had before.
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“Do you think we should… You know, tell Twilight?” Spike asked me one night when we were reading together.
“You mean about us, right? Not too sure how well she would react to that, what with her knowing about what I used to be.”
“Yeah, but you’re not that anymore. You’re a filly now.”
“I know, but that’s not how she see’s it. She see’s an adult human male stuck in the body of a little filly. I know what I am, but I know she doesn’t think of me like that.” I said glumly. Would Twilight ever understand? I had no idea. I wanted to continue on with my life, not live in the past.
Spike hugged me and stroked my mane. I always felt so relaxed when he held me like this.
“She has to realize that you’re not like you used to be. You’ve completely changed! You’re nicer, more open, more generous, and definitely more happy! I saw you before, and I can tell you now, I would not want to date you, even if I was attracted to you.”
I felt some tears drip down my face and I wiped them up. I was much more susceptible to emotion now, that was for sure.
Suddenly, the door slammed open and Twilight trotted in happily, with books floating behind her. Spike and I instinctively released from the hug, but looked back at each other afterwards with a pang of sadness that we couldn’t be openly together.
I looked at Twilight, seeing her approach me with a wide grin on her face.
“What’s with the creepy smile, Twi?”
“I have a surprise for you!” She smiled even wider.
“My birthday was last month, Twilight, and that party that the pink one threw me was insane enough. Please, no more surprises.”
“Trust me, I know you’ll like this one! Come with me and put this on.” She levitated a blindfold toward me and I grasped it with my own magic. I looked at Spike hesitantly and he shrugged.
I cautiously wrapped the blindfold around my head and yelped as I felt myself picked up in Twilight’s magic. I could hear her walking, and a few doors open and shut, before I felt myself placed down on a cold metal surface.
“Twilight?” I called out. “What’s going on?”
“Hold still!” She shouted out from what sounded like across the room before I felt a magical beam slam directly into my chest.
I began to panic as I felt my chest expanding, my legs growing, and something oddly familiar appear between my legs. I tried to shout out and move, but the spell was holding my muscles completely still. I felt my hooves stretch out and the sensation of touch return to the tips. I began to struggle as I finally realised what was happening to me.
She was turning me back into a human.
I tried my hardest to release myself from her magical grip but it did me no good as I felt the changes complete themselves and my blindfold fall off my face as the magic hold was released. I fell to my knees and looked down at my body.
I had fingers again. I had toes again. I glanced down between my legs, and there it was. My body was back.
No.
This wasn’t my body.
Tears began to rim my eyes as I realized exactly what had happened. Twilight had found a way to turn me back, but I didn’t want to turn back.
“G-glass…?” I heard a voice speak out nervously from behind me. I spun around and saw Spike, my amazing boyfriend, staring at me from behind a slightly open door, with a look of horror and betrayal in his eyes. I tried to call out to him, but he rushed off and I heard sobs coming from down the hall.
“A success! I hope you like having your old body back, Anon! It’s the least I could do for you after you helped me save Spike last year. Now you’ll be able to move back to your old house and start working again!”
“Twilight, you-”
“No need to thank me, Anon! I was looking in the completely wrong place for a transformation spell all this time! Looks like all I had to do was-”
“YOU IDIOT, TWILIGHT! YOU TOOK HIM FROM ME!” I broke down in sobs and fell to the floor, my mind filling with grief. I had lost Spike. I had lost my real body, and now Twilight wanted me to be unhappy again.
“Wh-what? What are you talking about!”
“I finally fucking accepted myself! I was finally happy!”
“You… You were happy as…”
“I finally had friends! You were my family!” The tears flowed freely now, my scrunched up face dripping wet with sadness. “YOU TOOK SPIKE FROM ME!”
“Spike? But you can still be friends, you’ll just be a human agai-”
“I LOVE HIM!”
…
“What?”
In desperation, I had just shouted out my deepest secret. There was no way Twilight would respect me now.
“I… We’re in love, Twilight.”
“In love!? You’re… You’re a human! A-and an ADULT!”
“No I’m not, Twilight! This version of me, the human me, is dead! Fucking dead!”
“I-I don’t understand.”
“I had accepted my life. I am not a human anymore, Twilight! I’m not Anon! I’m Green Glass! And I love Spike!”
“Anon…”
“I know what you’re going to say, Twilight. You’ll never see me again.” I tried to pull myself up to leave, but felt a magic aura holding me down.
“Look, I’m sorry, Twilight. I’ll stay away from Spike, just… Please…”
“No.”
I turned to her and saw a blank expression on her face.
“I know you hate me, Twi.” I said. “I’ll leave and I’ll never come back.”
I tried to pull myself back up again but I felt myself shoved into the floor by Twilights magic.
“Sit the buck down, Glass.”
“I’m… I’m not Glass anymore.”
“Yes you are. You said it yourself, Glass.” Her blank expression broke and a smile began to peak out. “You’re not Anon.”
“What are you talking about?”
“You know, I honestly never liked Anon anyway.”
A beam of light shot out and hit me in the chest once more. I felt my body tense up and be lifted into the air again. My limbs shrunk down and became dotted with fur once more. I looked around at my flank as my familiar cutie mark returned. My fingers and toes changed to hooves once more and my horn spiraled forward from my head.
The changes were done, and I looked down at myself once more.
My real self.
I rushed toward Twilight once more and threw my hooves around her, sobbing heavily into her withers.
“Th-th-thank y-you! Thank y-you so m-much, Twilight!”
She shushed me and brushed my mane with a hoof.
“No, Glass, you shouldn’t be thanking me. I… I tried to take your happiness away from you. I didn’t realize what I was doing.”
I continued to cry into her shoulder before eventually calming down a bit.
“Glass…” Twilight smiled at me. “I know you might think I think of you as creepy or something for falling in love with my brother, but… You really do seem like a different pony. Er, person. Whatever, but if Spike feels the same way about you that you feel about him, then who am I to take that from you?”
I smiled through the tears and wiped them from my face. Twilight smiled at me kindly and levitated a tissue over to me and dried what tears remained.
Suddenly, I remembered what had happened. Oh no! Spike had seen me as a human!
“T-twilight, I have to go! I have to find Spike!”
“What? What do you mean?”
“He saw me! When you turned me back into a human!”
She smiled at me and released me from the hug.
“Go get him, Glass.”
I nodded and ran toward the door. As I left, I heard Twilight call out from behind me.
“If you hurt him, I’ll banish you to the moon!”
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As I approached Spike’s room, I could hear quiet sobs coming from behind the door. As I knocked on it, the sobs stopped and I heard nothing.
“Spike?” I called out, hoping that my voice would comfort him.
“G-Glass? Is that you?”
I opened the door and found an extremely teary eyed Spike looking up from his bed, which was stained with tears.
“G-Glass!” He ran toward me and hugged me, crying in relief as he did.
“It’s me, Spike. I’m so sorry.”
“Wh-why?” Spiked sniffled out. “Why did you go back to being Anon? Was I not good enough for you?”
“Hey, she changed me back as a “surprise”, thinking it’s what I wanted.”
“So… You didn’t want to change back?”
“No! I have a new life now, and I am happy. I would never go back, especially without at least talking to you about it first.” I smiled warmly and placed a hoof on his cheek.
“Spike, I regret nothing about the decision I made. I decided to stay like this on my own, and it’s the best decision I’ve made.”
Spike lent forward and kissed me quickly. I could taste the tears that had dripped down onto his lips, but I didn’t care. I was happy like this. As he pulled away, he looked me up and down.
“So, wait, Twilight changed you back?”
“Well, yeah… I kinda freaked out and told her that we were in love…”
“You what!?” Spike gawked.
“Hey, hey! Calm down! She doesn’t disprove of it, okay? The whole time I was a human again, I was thinking of you. I was so angry at Twilight for possibly driving us apart that I just blurted it out.”
“R-really? She doesn’t think you’re a pervert?”
“Yes. Although, she did say she’d banish me to the moon if I ever hurt you, but I promise you that I never will.”
Spike chuckled and kissed me once more.
“Spike, I love you. I want… If it’s okay with you, I want to be open now. I don’t want to hide what we have anymore.”
“M-me neither, Glass.”
We walked toward the door to his room together, and opened the door to my new life. My life as Anon was over forever. I left everything behind for this, and never regretted it for a single second.
Author's Note
There we go! Hope you all liked the story. I felt compelled to write an epilogue, seeing as I felt that there was a few things I left unsaid. Unless I do get the drive to write a sequel, this is the last we'll see of Green Glass. It was a god damn fun ride.
