Vengeance, Card Games and Magic
Chapter Skuxx, I mean Six
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Card Games: Gangnam Style (Click on the link… I know you want to…)
{Introducing the VCG&M Drinking Game!
Take a drink every time :
•A character gets interrupted or cut off mid way in their sentence.
•Fluttershy speaks.
•Another anime or Abridged Series is referred to or quoted from.
•Saker respawns
•Foreshadowing occurs
•Any other rules may be added on later by public demand.}
Starring:
Yugi Mutou
Yami Victor Yugi (Atem)
Joey Wheeler
Seto Kaiba's Ego
Tristan Timothy Taylor's Voice
Duke Devlin + His Fangirls
Serenity Wheeler
Twilight Sparkle
Trixie Lulamoon
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Rarity
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Ryo Bakura (This name was a misprint; Sorry for any inconveniences)
Tom (Morgie93)
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Saker (Sketch)
Chris (obsidianreaper)
And Guest Appearance... The F8Ful 1
"He's following me." Tom spoke to himself softly as his body cringed in anticipation for what would happen next on his laptop. "I just need one last page and it's over. Luckily I haven't seen him once throughout the whole game. Time to go to the toilet block and find that no–"
Just then... as Tom's flashlight turned around to check the surrounding tree lines... Something dark and sinister opened up it's fleshy mouth and shouted: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! SLENDERMAN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!"
Freaking out and having an epileptic fit at the same time, Tom curled up into the fetal position, rocking back and forth as though he was in a mental asylum. Saker just laughed as various emoticons formed around him, showing his mood in unnecessary ways.
As the static on the computer screen faded, a window showing a Skype duel in progress replaced Slender.
"Screw you, Saker!" Tom barked at his friend as he slumped back onto his chair. "It's not funny the nineteenth time you do it."
"What are you doing on the magical metal box?" Celestia asked, looking over Tom's shoulder to check out the action.
[Wow, something's wrong with me today.]
"Oh, I was just playing Slender whist waiting to have a friendly duel with my good friend Nick. Unfortunately, the connection is terrible and it has taken me about a day to buffer. I knew I shouldn't have pressed refresh!"
"Isn't he that guy who wrote The Godfather?" Saker said, suddenly teleporting behind the two.
"No, no, no. That was Mario Puzo. The F8ful 1 wrote The Godpie and did a damn good job at it if you ask me."
"Ehhhhhh…"
"It has Trixie getting slapped in the face with a dildo, whatever that is..."
"Definitely going to read that later. But why are you dueling him online?"
Tom stopped his turn and moved around to face his simpleton of a friend. "He lives in Washington and has been kidnapped by Shoen Jump ninjas, we're stuck in the lowest circle of hell—otherwise known as the Big Brother House—and no one here knows how to play this card game!"
"I know how to play 'card games', if you know what I mean." Celestia flirted with the avid duelist, muzzling the side of Tom's neck.
"Not now Celestia, there are children's card games to be played. Draw!"
On the virtual dueling field:
Tom 4100 LP
Cards in hand: 4
Face down cards: 0
Monsters:
Insect Knight (1900 ATK/ 1500 DEF)
Aqua Madoor (1200 ATK/ 2000 DEF)
Nick 6800 LP
Cards in hand: 3
Face down cards: 1
Monsters:
Catapult Turtle (1000 ATK/ 2000 DEF)
The Skype chatbox soon appeared in front of the online duel. (This next part is in blog form, so mods do not remove this please!)
The F8ful 1: hey tom
Morgie93: yeah, what?
The F8ful 1: i am pwning you!
Morgie93: stfu, i still have 4100 LP.
The F8ful 1: compared to me on 6800 LP and a face down. what have u got to beat me?
Morgie93: this
"I tribute both my monsters to summon Swift Gaia The Fierce Knight (2300 ATK/ 2100 DEF)! I activate Mystical Space Typhoon, take out the face down and attack your Catapult Turtle!" Tom shouted at the computer monitor whilst clicking on screen.
"You do know he can't hear you, right?" Saker ruined his moment of dueling awesomeness.
"Shut up! I was trying to be epic and you ruined it!"
"No, you were being retarded and I was asking why this was so."
The F8ful 1: That was my black hole! NOOOOOOOO!!!!11!!1! my turn then…
The F8ful 1: you are so screwed now.
On the monitor, The F8ful 1 activates a second dark hole in his hand, destroying everything on the field.
Morgie93: well… that went better than expected.
The F8ful 1: you think?
Morgie93: Scheiße…
The F8ful 1: yes, exactly what you said… whatever that means
He plays Card Destruction from his hand, wiping out Morgie's hand consisting of a Pot of Greed, Monster Reborn and Magic Cylinder. Nick then summons Armageddon Knight (1400 ATK/ 1200 DEF), sending his Shadow Ghoul to the graveyard and special summoning it using Monster Reincarnation (1600 ATK/ 1300 DEF). With nine monsters in his graveyard, Shadow Ghoul's attack increases (1600 ATK -----> 2500 ATK).
He then attacks with both monsters directly at Tom's life points ( 4100 LP -----> 200LP)
"Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge cakes!" Tom shouted in anger.
Saker was being very supportive. "Lol! Everything you did was for nothing!"
"Kindly shut him up please. I can still make a come back. The Shadow Delver was a nuisance, his King of Skull Servants pissed me off, and now it's a freaking Shadow Ghoul! This may take some time to formulate a plan… all done."
Tom summons a Winged Kuriboh in Defense position (300 ATK/ 200 DEF), sets three cards face down and ends his turn.
The F8ful 1: really? winged kuriboh? that's the worst card ever!
Morgie93: no, watapon is the worst card ever.
The F8ful 1: whatever, i'm going to beat you anyway Jaden.
Morgie93: that was a low blow! i made changes to my deck since the last time we played.
The F8ful 1: like what? you got all the elemental heroes in your deck too?
Morgie93: you'll find out soon… but yes
The F8ful 1: lol XD
Nick's Turn: He summons a King of Skull Servants in attack position (? ATK/ 0 DEF). With two Skull Servants and a King of Skull Servants in his graveyard, the attack of the monster increases (3x1000 -----> 3000 ATK). King of Skull Servants then attacks Winged Kuriboh, destroying it in the process. Due to Winged Kuriboh's effects, all Battle Damage taken is 0.
Nick's turn ends.
The F8ful 1: that pathetic little card has some purpose after all.
Morgie93: Eeyup
Morgie93: Time to do something stupid
Tom's Turn: He activates Goblin's Secret Remedy and uses its effect on Nick. (Nick's LP 6800 -----> 7400)
Everyone apart from Tom was confused.
Celestia's maw would have dropped straight to the ground had it not been for physics. Saker did a double take at the scene of madness. "Morgie, I know I say this as a joke at times, but are you legitimately retarded? You gave your opponent life instead of yourself! Who is that fucking stupid to do that when he has a 9/4 Black Flying with First Strike on the field?"
"This isn't Magic, Saker, for the eight billionth time!" Tom shouted back at him. "And you'll see why that move is smart soon enough."
The F8ful 1: are you smoking something over there? if so then can i have some? the ninjas are very strict in what I have.
Morgie93: nope, just going to end this madness once and for all.
The F8ful 1: what does that mean?
The F8ful 1: are you sure that you aren't tripping?
Morgie93: i wish i was…
Tom then activates his face down trap card, Self Destruct Button.
Nick's LP 7400 -----> 0
Tom's LP 200 -----> 0
Morgie93: great game. do you wanna chat some time soon?
The F8ful 1: tom, kindly go die in a hole. see you next week.
"Checkmate! You sunk his battleship!" Saker rejoiced mistakenly. "Wow, that reminds me of a really bad movie. Meh."
Tom, as a usual response to this special child, face palmed himself. "You have taken stupidity to a brand new level. I'm not surprised it happened sooner."
"Why did you draw with your opponent instead of defeating him?" The sun princess asked him.
"I didn't choose to have a stalemate, the Heart of the Cards told me to."
Celestia gave Tom a skeptical look. "Heart of the Cards? Is that another way of saying dumb luck?"
"At least it sounds ten times cooler than the Magic of Friendship."
"Agreed. But at least I vanquish all my foes instead of being equals to anyone."
"Yeah… explain then why are you co-rulers with Luna?"
"The same reason why Usher starred in Justin Bieber's 'Baby'."
"Sharing the credit and responsibility of writing a song that has received the most views on YouTube?"
"Having her get persecuted by everyone in the world and being forced into the Canadian Embassy whilst nothing happens to me at all."
"Seems hypocritical, a bit too case specific and unexpected yet totally predictable. You are one power crazy pony… Where have you been all my life?"
"Are we going to stop Chris' drug-induced rage?" Saker asked.
"What are you talking abo–"
"Tia help me!" Luna's faint cries could be heard from the living room. "The one that smells of burning wood is trying to touch me!"
"Oh relax, she'll be fine." Celestia dismissed her sister's cries for help. "She always manages to avoid imminent danger and the storyline all the time."
"No time for standing around!" Saker interjected. "We must save the love of my life from Chris' raging drug withdrawal!"
"How do you know it's Chris?"
Tom just sighed. "Celestia, how many people do you know that have drug problems that are in this house right now?"
"I see your point. Let's go."
As Tom and Celestia made a hasty retreat to the living room, Saker pulled up a Safari page on the laptop. "And now to go onto 4Chan, for the lolz…. T_T… *click* O.O… *double click* *click* …OH MY GOD! THIS IS BURNING MY BRAIN!! WHAT DA FUQ?!!!?!???!?!?!?!?"
Upon entering the living room, the two see Luna hovering near the ceiling with one avid Chris jumping to reach her. Another three feet to the left of the stoner, Saker appeared, standing beside a killcam.
"How the hell did you get here so fast apart from speed-hacking?" Tom asked his friend, who was trying to maintain a sense if balance.
Saker merely responded with: "I died; 4Chan is a scary place. Could you delete your entire hard-drive and grab my wallet from my other body?"
"Okay then… Chris, why are you molesting Princess Luna?"
"Because Celestia is way too old for me." Chris calmly gestured after getting over the withdrawal. "It's like hitting on someone's grandma: Way too messed up."
"No one molests my little sister and gets away with not inviting me to help out!" Celestia argued the terms for the violation of her sister.
Tom was at that moment trying to repel the image of Celestia doing stuff to Luna… and failed. A lot. "Well I'm scarred for life."
Saker began to recite the item's description. "You picked up: A Suppressed Memory. It will haunt you for the rest of your life. This item is not tradable, unless you have a Twinkie for me that is… Or some more cheat codes."
"Please save me!" Luna pleaded.
"Insta-fix problem with my awesomeness."
Using the power of item spawning, a pre-lit bong appeared in Chris' clammy fingers. Taking in as much of the smoke possible, he sighed in relief and dropped onto the floor.
Anthony began the count down. "Thanks to the effect of Insta-fix, screen time for this scen is reduced by 60 characters."
"Saker…" Tom just stared at his 'normal' friend. "What t–"
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away…
"I guess it all comes down to this…" Kaiba said, pointing at his opponent whilst on Trixie's back. "Just you and me… Rival against rival… To be completely honest, I don't think you stand a ghost of a chance. Now Yugi, it's time to duel!"
"I'm over here!" Yugi shouted from the supposed bleaches everyone else was sitting on. "That's Yami!"
"Oh, so that explains why he's taller than you."
"I am not a microscopic pipsqueak!" Yugi shouted in torment. "I'll have you know the best protagonists ever are short. Just look at Edward Elric and even Frodo Baggins."
"Yes, but they all have special powers or special items to help them." Kaiba managed to deflate his argument. "What do you have apart from your dud of a Millennium Puzzle?"
"I… F*ck you, Kaiba."
"Don't worry, Yugi!" Serenity called out to Yami. "We all fully support you!"
"Ten dollars on Kaiba!" Tristan hollers across the bleachers
Pinkie decides to follow suit with her human equivelant. "Fifty bits on Kaiba!"
"A hundred quid on Kaiba!" Rarity adds on. "Wait, what's a quid?"
"Are you sure he can pull through?" Twilight asked Yugi, with a growing feeling of concern from the betting going on. "He doesn't seem that confident."
"Relax!" Joey reassured the concerned guardian of the purple dragon. "Yami has only lost two times."
"And none of them were by Kaiba." Yugi added on. "Not to mention he could always just mind crush him again."
"But you never let me do it anymore!" Yami put on his pouting face and hmphed.
"If things are looking desperate, mind crush both of them." Dash gave her advice to the pharaoh. "Hard."
"For once I agree with you, winged, rainbow pony lesbian."
"I am not a bucking lesbian!"
"Trixie grows tiresome of these childish squabbling." Trixie did the third person thing as expected of the stuck up b– "End this duel quickly, Kaiba. I want to get away from these unworthy creatures."
"You just read my mind." Kaiba replied to his blue unicorn companion. "Do it again."
"And now your thinking of rubbing your dragon in their faces."
"That is correct. I like showing everyone my dragon in the middle of a duel."
"Is anyone else finding this guy kind of messed up?" Spike recoiled at what the billionaire had to say.
"That's enough shipping for you two." Yami interrupted his opponents. "Are we going to start or not?"
Kaiba emotionlessly shrugged his shoulders and said, "Kay, let's duel."
"Who thinks dat Yami feller is gonna lose this like mah grandpappy lost his marbles?" Applejack spoke in her typical Southern accent.
Fluttershy opened her mouth to speak, before soon being interrupted by the duel.
"I'll start first since you're the King of Games." Kaiba drew his hand, picking up an extra card.
"Again," Yugi complained. "That's me."
"Whatever, Yugi. I summon the Histou-Me Giant!"
With a blue aura from her horn, Trixie conjured from a cloud of smoke a giant green monster with green skin and one eye on it's face. The beast's heavy, humid panting casted a smell of rotting meat and a sticky, wet sensation on everyone's skin and hair.
"Are you… sure that it isn't just a hologram?" The eccentric billionaire stared at his monster, staring at it's massive eye.
"Erm…" Trixie muttered, hoping that the conversation would move along that idea. "Trixie is sure that they are completely fake!" She lied through her teeth, trying to put on her best poker face.
Yami just sighed as he slumped back on Twilight's back. "Really? That card? Oh well, at least it's better than Watapon, or Winged Kuriboh; one or the other."
"Pharaoh," Twilight replied uncomfortably. "Could you try not to apply so much force onto my vertabre? Do I need to remind you that I'm a pony and that you don't weigh less with a tutu on?"
"Of course not, horrible vampire movie," Yami continued to slouch on Twilight. "Why else would the chapter be called 'Card Games: Gangnam Style' if we weren't on you ponies?""
"Obscure popular culture references?" Rarity asks the pharaoh.
"Swag music?" Duke Devlin gave his idea as to why.
"Internet Memes?" Kaiba had his laptop out on the website KnowYourMeme.com, pulling up the page on Gangnam Style.
"Fanservice?" Pinkie said, holding the stats for the number of views on YouTube with Gangnam Style.
Twilight gave her educated guess. "Words we don't understand?"
"Duckies!" Tristan calls out again.
"Just get on with the duel!" Joey shouted from the sidelines of the duel.
"Fine, fine." Yami quickly dismissed his 'friend's' remark. "I summon the Constipated Celtic Guardian in defense mode."
As soon as Yami finished his sentence, Twilight focused in on the supposed hologram, using her lavender aura to create the Constipated Celtic Guardian. The giant figure went to kneel down, holding his equally as large sword in front of him.
"I'm so constipated." The Constipated Celtic Guardian spoke as his free hand clutched his stomach in anticipation for his bowel movement.
"The Constipated Celtic Guardian?" Rainbow Dash commented to Joey; from shipping fodder to shipping fodder. "That sounds like a stupid name for a monster."
Joey kept his eyes on the duel, waiting to see what Yami would do next. "Nyeh, it's not as bad as the Bipolar Celtic Guardian, and he was bad."
"And now I sacrifice my monster to summon Swordstalker, in attack mode!" Kaiba brought forth his demonic, dark purple swordsman, wielding its golden, jagged blade in both hands. "Fear his giant sword of awesomeness!"
"Kaiba's compensating for something!" Yami chanted in song, wanting to piss his opponent off even more.
"Swordstalker, destroy Yugi's lame ass monster!"
From the crowd, Yugi shouted out again. "But I'm Yugi!"
The Swordstalker began its attack as it lunged out at the Constipated Celtic Guardian, plunging its sword deep into the monster's warm, moist flesh. And for some unexplained reason, he bursted into tiny bloody pieces.
[Okay… Maybe I went a little too far that time.]
"Why did the Constipated Celtic Guardian blow up?" Trixie asked Kaiba.
"Well you could have said that he suffered from…" Kaiba pulled out pair of reflective sunglasses, putting them on slowly before he finished his sentence. "Explosive diarrhea."
"Well played, Seto Kaiba." A voice suddenly filled the jungle lands with a sinister echo. "I hope you like girl scout cookies! Do you want to try some?"
"I may need to cut down on the drugs again. A hundred line limit might not satisfy my crack habits." Kaiba said, looking about for the origin of the voice.
Appearing from the shadows, Discord and Melvin slowly formed into existence. Everyone in the bleachers stood up to get a better view of these dastardly villains. There was an eerie standstill between the main cast and the antagonists.
"Well, well, well." Melvin broke the silence of fear. "If it isn't Yugi Mutou and his big friends. What's the matter, shrimpy? Still 17 and Prepubescent I hope. Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
"Silence Melvin! Explain what John de Lancie has to do with your evil plans." Kaiba pointed at his is partner in evil.
"Kaiba…" Yugi asked the delusional, substance abusing billionaire. "Are you sure that you aren't seeing some messed up creature Dr Frankenstein probably made as a sick joke? Germans aren't known for their sense of humor."
"Of course not Yugi!" Kaiba shouted back. "Why would I see something that messed up, unless I am on high amounts of drugs… which by the way I totally don't have on me right now… If you want some too, we'll talk later."
Discord finally entered the conversation. "Don't worry, Brock, you can still screw the rules and be in love with Nurse Joy at the same time."
"Oh great, an antagonist I'm supposed to give a f*ck about. So tell me, how are you breaking the Fourth wall for everyone?"
"It's quite simple really, I just used the one Millennium Item that can break the barrier between the audience and the stage with ease."
"A plot device!" Yami said openly out loud. "I knew something like that had to explain things. The narrative is terrible!"
"Is that a plot device?" Pinkie said, pointing towards Melvin's Millennium Rod(?!!)
[Aaah! A plot hole! Sorry, I mean an inconsistency in the story that will be explained much, much later. (Probably never.)]
"It's a Millennium Item, but no, it's not a plot device."
"Ah think Ah saw one of 'em plot devices under Twi's bed." AJ said flat out. "It was all pink an' it kept wrigglin' 'round like one of dem earthworms."
"Why were you…" Twilight tried to figure out why she was even there in the first place "Never mind."
Joey broke the moment of awkward silence. "…I think our definition of plot devices are different to yours."
"Um… I don't remember Discord wearing a necklace…" Fluttershy was given a line to make her feel included and move the plot along.
"That's right! I'm so glad you noticed it! Steve Magnet said that it looks simply fabulous on me. The Millennium necklace is truly is beautiful!"
"Is he the equivalent of Maximilian Pegasus in this world?" Joey asked his rainbow-maned neighbour.
"That depends…" Rainbow Dash tried to think of the right words to say. "Does he act gay and worry about his looks?"
"Yes."
"Then yes he is."
"All this talk about my idol has cased my disease to come back." Duke weakly spoke, feeling his charisma drain from his body. "I need to apply half naked girls to my body now. Serenity, Rarity, help me out here."
Rarity gave the sexy beast a quizzical look. "You do realize that none of us ponies are wearing clothes?"
"Uh… Yeah… But do you still wanna make out?"
"Definitely!"
"That's no fair!" Spike said in disbelief as the three walked conveniently offscreen. "I saved her from a pack of diamond dogs!"
"There is much to learn about heroic deeds, Spike," Tristan put a hand on the small dragon. "And it is that even if you kill a dinosaur, women cannot resist the curse of a witch. And that is why Rarity is now under Duke's control and we must set him on fire. Otherwise any chance you had with her will be gone faster than you can say 'Damn'."
Realising that his chances of having an underage relationship with Rarity, competing against Duke in a swagger-off and taking out a dinosaur were next to zero, Spkie screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"I didn't quite catch your name, what was it again?" Yugi took the time to actually know who he should be fighting against.
"He is Discord," Twilight gave her abridged description of the draconequus. "The deity of Chaos…"
"And the one responsible for that girl with three breasts in Total Recall." Rainbow Dash continued.
"You would know that!"
"So what are you gonna do to us?" Kaiba began to taunt Discord, unknowing of the dangerous consequences. "Take away our memories and place us in a crappy reboot movie starring Colin Farrell?"
"Not at all!" The draconequus grinned. "We simply want to kill you all off."
"Oh thank god for that. I thought you would make us star in Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Apparently I was wrong."
"Death is better than this GX thing?" Trixie questioned her shipping partner's reaction to death.
"So much better than death."
"But first we shall censor the entire universe and reform the world through New 4Kids!" Melvin added on to what his newfound boyfriend said.
Yugi sighed in relief. "That seems reasonab–Wait, what?"
"You sick bastards!" Kaiba said. "No wonder we can't f*cking swear properly! How long has this been going on for?"
"Oh Seto, this has been going on for quite some time now." Discord stated informatively. "In fact, we have already made a few changes to the previous chapters."
"Tell me!" Yami shouted at the antagonists.
"Alright then…" Melvin said. "I'll tell yo–"
"Tell me!"
"Give me a moment to speak here, jeez!"
"I wanted Discord to explain himself. Now tell me!"
"Fine, only because I like your tutu." Discord gave in to the manliness portrayed in the bright pink tutu. "Pinkie."
"Yes, Binky Boy?" Pinkie replied.
"What did you respond to Shadi when you were asked the question: 'What happens to something when it is filled with holes?'"
"It turns into Swiss cheese, why? Oh! You changed what I said because it could have been offensive! You evil, vanilla frosting meanie pants!"
"But that was chapter 4!" Yami protested. "There's no way you could've changed it without the login details. Unless… No! Not the writer!"
"But yes the writer!" Melvin continued to maliciously grin. "Him, along with his friends and those alicorns are plunged deep into the Shadow Realm where no one can find them!"
All of the ponies, apart from one self-centered Trixie said in unison. "The Princesses!"
"I just hope Celestia is alright…" Twilight reassured herself.
Melvin spoke again. "Not with Chris she will be!"
"Who?"
"Chris, the almighty god of weed!" Tristan shouted out. "He must be worshipped every day and the holy joint shall be passed around through the church, smoked by all within his sacred summerhouse."
"He helped fix my eyesight!" Serenity returned back to the main storyline with Duke and Rarity.
"He also helps moderate my swag from being too high." Duke brushed back his hair.
"Now prepare for your imminent and excruciating deaths!" Discord accentuated the last word in a falsetto voice.
"Quick, Kaiba! Use the remote in your back pocket to get us out of here!" Yugi panicked.
Kaiba's brain tried to cope with the idea of bailing a duel that was two turns deep. "But the duel…"
"If you die, Mokuba will inherit all your money and donate it to charity."
"No."
"They will make a giant memorial of you, and the epitaph will read: 'Here stands Seto Kaiba: The most generous man in the world, who upon his own demise, gave to the needy all of his assets'."
"No!"
"They will make a school where children can learn to play card games, in your name."
"Stop with the–wait, that doesn't sound so bad."
"And the best part is, the star student will be none other than Jaden Yuki."
"Never!" Kaiba screamed in denial. "I forfeit the duel by activating Return From The Different Dimension! Now beam us out of here, Trixie; this place bites."
Trixie smiled. "With pleasure."
"You know you could have just pressed the return button on the remote." Yugi tried to make things much simpler than they had to be.
"Sorry, Kaiba boy, but you can't activate a trap card the turn it was set in." Discord taunted, wagging a finger at him. "Rules are rules."
Kaiba set himself up for the greatest pose ever. "Well screw the f*cking rules, I'm on a pony! Smell you geeks later, we're leaving this dump!"
And then thanks to the power of the writer's care to find an ending to the chapter, everyone apart from Discord and Melvin vanished into another dimension, where in about three weeks they will appear.
"He does that every time!" Melvin pouted as streams of tears poured down his eyes. "Why can't we win for once and make the author provide a non-deus ex machina chapter ending?"
Discord placed his paw on his shoulder. "Don't worry my shmoopy-doopy sweetie-weetie pie, we'll take them out one day…"
"*sniff* But how?"
"One solution…" Discord gestured out to the stars and said: "Mercs, mercs everywhere."
Sorry if this seems half baked, but nine days and seven nights staying in Yolo Colo(n) Valley is annoying without the ponies, music, or the Internet. Especially all three of those points, and the new episodes of Doctor Who (Asylum Of The Daleks was terrible). Speaking of which, who wants to go for a ride in the TARDIS? (Hint, hint: Foreshadowing. Drink up.)
Browsing random stuff to satisfy my cravings as compensation for rowing camp next week. F7U12 my holidays. I am mega-sleepy, so wake me up when September ends 'cause I have some hot chocolate to drink in October. And some Baravian beer (not really, but it's Oktoberfest so), Prost!
As usual,
Morgie93
P.S. (Just Too Damn Lazy)
Hooray for 500 Views! This calls for a– (NOPE!)
P.S.S
If you followed the drinking game, you should be this drunk.]
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