Black Tail Life

Oh the lovely day of Satur. Better known as Saturday, the day of resting, relaxation and not moving large tables on my back for Pinkie Pie. You probably don't care though, what do you want to know why? Fuck you, that's why. Yet in all seriousness there is a reason for me to blow my back out this early in the morning. Last night when I went to see Pinkie pie about what she wanted, she told me that a party was going to be thrown for all the students. It was her idea of course, any party Pinkie is involved in is almost always hers.

As I rest the final table down outside the student recreational building, I sigh and wipe a drop of sweat off my brow. "Finally, only took me two damn hours." I look around once more and still no one outside. I crack my fingers and yawn. Since my job is done, I head back to my dorm with a slouching back. Not even a bird is up out. And they are always up to annoy me!

Even though there were no birds. I fell a chilling wind blow over me, but it was still summer. This kind of breeze shouldn't even be blowing. Maybe it was because it was still early, so I shrugged it off. I open the door into the dorm building and walk up the stairs. As I take my steps, I look back at what happened yesterday with Ms.Spiro. The bitch was playing me and violated me. Why I didn't just beat the crap out of her with never make sense.

I knock on Pinkie and Blaze's door to tell them I finished with the tables. As the door opens I give a frown to Pinkie, who had a huge smile on her face and a big night cap on her head. "I finished with the tables. Now where is the gold?" Pinkie Pie giggled at my term for payment. She turned around and took out a small pouch with ten bits. "That is it?" Pinkie nodded, making me sigh. "Whatever, I need to go back to sleep." We said our goodbyes and I walked down to my dorm. Placing the key in the hole, I turn the knob and walk in.

Upon entering, I walk to the bathroom and jump in the shower. I throw off my shirt and pants, shoes and socks. Once I closed the door and locked it this time, I took off my boxers and turned on the water. I let the smooth and warm liquid heal my pores of the rude morning I am having. So early, man needs his sleep damn it!

I lose track of time in the shower and hear a knock at the door. "Who is it?" Only after a asked did I realize the foolish error. "What is it Pink?" I only heard another knock at the door. "For fuck sake." I opened the curtain slightly and reach for the door. On unlocking it, I realized something. I am a fucking dumb ass.

Pink walked in with a sultry smile and bed room eyes. "Good morning, Jero." He closed the door behind her and locked it. He walked to the sink and started to brush her teeth. It is always interesting how ponies do it. At first the do it like I would but then they use both hooves to hold it and move their heads back and forth. I remember the first time I saw it, funny really. I had always thought they all had some stand or something to hold it or move it for them.

I go back to enjoying my shower when a quick brush off my tail told me someone was behind me. I look behind myself and yup, you guessed it. Pink was washing my back with some soap. I move away from her and said in a confused voice, "So what do you think you're doing?"

"Well you have been in here so long I thought you went brain dead." She replied with a small amount of attitude.

"I have been in here for only a few minutes." I said with confidence.

"It is nine-thirty, Jero." Pink said with a most serious and genuine expression. I chuckle and wave her off dismissively. "No, Jero, really. I heard you come in and went back to sleep. I woke up and you were still in here."

I look to my hand and stare at it in shock. It was prune and shriveled like an old stallions ball shack in the cold months when he just came out of a lake naked. I swear you wish not to know how I know. Sometimes when you get a job, you need to take the job...To clarify it was not sex, you nasty ass perverts. I have porn in the closet and I am cleaner minded!

Pink hugged my waist and rubbed my stomach."So Jero, did you have plans for tonight?" She said in a seductive tone.

I shift and open the shower curtain. "I do actually." I said as I grabbed a towel. "Pinkie wanted me to come to her party tonight. Hell, I placed the tables this morning. I should be going anyway, adds flavor to my life." Also I am in the open public so no one can try to assault me. And if I get dragged away I can just yell fire. Everyone likes to see a good fire.

I dry myself off and walk into my bed room. I start to put on my normal outfit. Shirt, pants shoes, and I am ready to go. I than stop, I remembered I left my boxers out of the equation. So I pull my pants back down and open my drawer. I am bewildered by the sight I see. "My calzoncillos!"

I hear a knock at my door, the one standing there being Pink of course. In her hoof are a pair of my boxers. "Looking for these?" She said with a devilish grin.

I walk up to her and stanch them. "My boxers, not yours." I put them on and pulled up my pants. "Also why take them?" I said in nervously.

Pink shrugged and with an honest answer. "I have no clue really. Sport?"

"Sport?" I asked. "My underpants are now sport?" Pink nodded.

A knock on the door caused my ears to ping. I took a step towards my door and Pink Fade tried to block me. "Pink Fade, please move so I might answer the door." I said in a gentleman's tone. I took a step around her, making her stick her hoof out. I moved her hoof and Pink just grabbed me with the other one. "Okay Pink Fade, stop it. I need to get the door."

Pink threw her hooves over my neck, giving me bed room eyes. I knew what was about to go down. Either her or my back. "You don't need to get the door. If it is important, they'll come back." He passed her hoof my cheek and smiled. "How about some morning fun to get the blood flowing?" Pink Fade quickly grabbed hold of my junk. I could feel the blood rush to my face. She read the blush in my face as pleasure, which was the complete opposite.

The knocks stopped and started to become banging. "Jero! You up?" I heard Leth call out. He continued to bang on the door, harder and harder.

I jerked out of Pink's grasp and walked to the door. Pink growled at me. "Just what is your problem, Jero? A normal male would pounce at the chance I am giving you."

I took the door knob and turn back at Pink. As I open the door, she nearly shout at her. "Well normal I'm not normal! I am the la-" Before I could finish, I felt a heavy hand slam down on my head. Leth was going to bang on the door just before I opened it. Instead of the wood, he smashed my head with his monster sized hand.

I dropped to the floor and my body went limp. As my vision faded, I looked up to the ceiling and saw the face of Leth, his sister and Pink Fade. "Jero bro!" Leth grabbed my body. "We need to get you to the nurse!"

"Does she even work today?" Rin asked in a panic.

Before I lost total consciousness, I looked at Pink Fade's face. She had her hooves covering her gaping gasp. I turned back to the ceiling. "Fuck."

As soon as Jero went silent, Blaze rushed in with a package and a smile. When he saw his step-brother in Leth's hands, he went wide eye. "What the hell happened?" Leth chuckled nervously. "Celestia damn it man! I try to show my brother my new sticks of dynamite and you hurt him. Get his ass to the nurse before I burn yours!"

To be continued....