While the sky outside was full of stars, all the lights and lamps were on in Twilight's dining room, as the party Pinkie had thrown in celebration of her winning the game was in full swing, though almost over. Aside from the ones who had just finished playing, the others attending the party included the rest of the Mane 6, aside from Rainbow Dash, as we had all assumed she was too hungover to tolerate the intensity of Pinkie's parties. Of course, the party pony herself - from what she had told me - was a little sad that her cyan friend wouldn't be attending, but at the same time, she had to admit that it wouldn't be that much more fun if Dash wasn't completely herself.

Twilight and Shining were in one corner of the room talking about both the game and the excursion in Equestria's capital city. I had overheard the Princess of Friendship saying that she and Cadance couldn't do everything they had planned due to the fact that little Flurry Heart had yet to visit Canterlot, which resulted in nearly the entire population of the city wanting to find the group and get a real-life glimpse of the new princess.

I had to assume by the way the purple alicorn was giggling at one point that despite her slight disappointment regarding her plans not going as planned, Twilight was instantly cheered up by the various happenings from the game that Shining had told her about. She had every reason to act the way she did, as there were times where it took myself a while to regain my composure after hearing a hilarious card placement.

Since this was a Pinkie-centered party, the pink pony was constantly telling everyone how happy she was with winning the game. It got a little annoying after a while, but all the refreshments she had provided made up for it. Even though I was regretting how much I had eaten throughout the party, part of me felt it was completely worth it to sample the amazing products of Pinkie Pie's - plus the Cakes' - amazing baking skills.

As I looked around, I wished that Rainbow Dash had come, because many of the guests had taken the time to hear Maud's experience with the game. She had briefly mentioned most of the cards she had either drawn or read, and I knew it had to be her annunciation of such lewd and obnoxious scenarios in her monotone voice that really got ponies laughing.

When there were about 30 minutes left in the party, I went over by the entrance to the dining room, where Pinkie was just finishing up a conversation with Applejack, and addressed her. "Hey, Pinkie," I began, "This party was really awesome, but I'm starting to get kinda exhausted. I need to go upstairs and lie down."

"Sure!" the pink pony chirped in reply, "As long as you enjoyed yourself!"

"Thanks," I replied.

Just then, right as I began to turn to go out the door, another pony's head popped in through the doorway. "Hey, Pinkie!" came a voice that I knew I hadn't heard in quite some time. When I looked at the pony, I realized she was a green-eyed, sea foam green-colored unicorn mare with a white and light green mane. "Sorry I'm late," she continued, "Bon Bon and I had to..." she paused as she looked up at me. Her eyes went wide and her pupils shrank, all while her mouth dropped open in shock.

I knew who was in front of me, and I knew why she was acting the way she was.

"They exist..." Lyra whispered. "THEY EXIST!!!!!" she subsequently bellowed as she leapt up high on her hooves, her vocal volume higher than Pinkie's shouting voice. She immediately sprung forward excitedly and tackled me to the ground. As my back hit the stone floor, I grunted before looking up and seeing an over-ecstatic unicorn pinning me down, her tail wagging as furiously as a dog about to receive its favorite meal times 100. Lyra's smile was wider than I had ever seen, which made me wonder when I was gonna get out of this situation.

"OHMYGOSHICAN'TBELIEVEYOU'REHERINEQUESTRIA!!!!" the unicorn said in rapid succession as she stayed on top of me.

When the unicorn followed up by asking me a barrage of questions that I couldn't understand, I knew she wouldn't be leaving me alone anytime soon. Realizing my predicament, combined with the ongoing discomfort in my stomach, I had only one thing on my mind. "It's gonna be a long night..."

Author's Note

Well, that's it. Another game has gone, and another entry into this series has come to an end. I really hope you all enjoyed this game as much as the others, despite the fact that I, myself, felt that this was not as funny as the other two.

I apologize if this final chapter seemed short. Personally, I feel that it could have been longer, but I didn't want to keep putting it off.

Thanks for reading and I'll see you guys next time!

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By the way...Sunset's haiku was:

Ass to mouth, Literally eating shit, Making a pouty face.

Have fun with the images in your head...