Cards Against Equinity, the new Equestrian version of the popular party game on Earth, has just been launched all over Equestria, and Twilight can't wait to see how I feel about it, even though I helped her make it. When I see who I'll be playing with, I can't help but wait to see what's in store for me with great anticipation.

*Note: Despite the fact that we are both playing, the tags for both Pinkie Pie and I are not visible due to the 5-tag maximum rule; however, since we have both appeared in previous stories in this series, I have only included tags of characters who are appearing this series for the first time.

*Warning: Contains actual cards from Cards Against Humanity, plus a few custom ones of my own. Some of said cards have been modified to fit this edition of the game. Rated M for language and various references. Sex tag has been added for sexual references, though no actual acts of such take place.