Once upon a time, in a town called Ponyville, Twilight was complying to Celestia's attempt to recruit an alien from another world for Friendship purposes. This world was full of sadness, war, danger, anger, threats, and hardly any Kindness, Loyalty, Generosity, Honesty, there was NO Magic, but plenty of Laughter... But, that type of Laughter, was the wrong type. It was evil, maniacal, sinister Laughter. The princess had observed this alien's world, and had discerned that one of the aliens would be pulled out of that world and attempted to be changed.

Twilight looked through book after book, with her purple cartoony hoof, preparing and looking for spells to help her summon an alien.
So far, her searches had been unfruitful, and at the moment, it was the bitter truth that she still had no luck summoning an alien. This was very hard for her, she was going to fail the princess again, and she knew she didn't want to. Even if in reality nothing really bad for her would've come from it.

She looked to her pet Owl, Owlowiscious and asked if it knew any books that could help. As usual, the Owl just answered with "Hoo?", its feathers moving indifferently, its wings staying still, completely still where they were.

Twilight licked her lips a little, then shook her head annoyed, her mane going over her eyes, she pushed it out of her eyes with her hoof, taking a huff, her mane sparking a little but not burning quite yet.

Twilight scowled and yelled for Spike next. "SPIKE!!! Get down here!"
As usual, Spike was lazy and took a while to come down.
Once he did, with his spines being messy and untidy, he scowled and asked what she wanted. "Twilight, what the emerald do you want?"
Twilight kept scowling and responded with an annoyed voice, her mane sparking with little embers as she started to get infuriated with Spike's laziness. "I'm looking for a spell to summon an alien from another world! CAN you help me?"

Spike argued back with surprising volume for a young dragon such as himself. "WHAT do you THINK?! Twilight, just get a break already! You LOOK like you need one to think this over."

Twilight growled in response with high ferocity, the embers starting to turn into flames. "A Break? A BREAK!? SPIKE. I CAN'T JUST STOP NOW!"
Her mane and fur glowed with Anger, as smoke started to bristle off her and out of her purple nostrils.

Spike said quietly but firmly with a trembling voice "T-Twilight... You... You need to calm the ruby down, r-right now... You might b-burn the Library, you r-remember what happened last time, r-right?"
Last time, when Twilight had gotten out of control, the library had burnt down, and Celestia had to regrow the library. That day, and many more to follow, Twilight had gone through counselling to help her anger issues.
Clearly, this hadn't helped, as they were resurfacing.

Twilight took a few deep breaths as the smoke dissipated, the flames started to turn back to embers, and the embers vanishing. "Y...Your right Spike.. I should take a break. I'm.. gonna read a book."
Twilight got up and trotted towards the nearest bookshelf and started looking for a good book

Twilight narrated as she looked. "A dummies guide of how to burn down a library... N-No.. How to find gems... No... A tale of Vincent Vanegoth... Already read it... The Legends of Tomarerow... Already read it.. It was a cliche... Fifty Shades of...."
Blushes deep, dark red and muttered, biting her lip "L-Lets move onto the next bookshelf..."
She trotted to the next nearest mahogany bookshelf, and started looking through the books on that shelf.

She continued to look, narrating as she goes again. "A birds tale... No... Already read it."

The book she missed was ominously moving off the bookcase. It slowly fell to the floor with a THUD. Twilight twitched and yelled "Spike! Pick that up right now!"

Spike hurried over to pick it okay with a quick retort "Yes mom" and picked it up, blushing at the title... It was Fifty Shades of Pony. He slowly put it away in the same bookshelf that it had been in.

Twilight continued to look through the bookcase until she found a good book. "Humanity" written by Lyra.
Lyra was strange, but interesting to Twilight.

She went over to where she was and started to read the book, eventually falling asleep in its bookish claws.
Spike sighed and dragged her into bed, waiting for her to wake up, as he did, he tidied the library, going around with a feather duster, mop, etc.

Spike sighed in annoyance "This would be a lot easier with magic, but NOOOOO, Celestia had to deny my application to get a unicorn horn. ...Maybe I'll try next year!"

As Spike cleaned the library, in another world, a Human was scared, hiding behind a stood up table, which defended him from the bullets that his attackers were trying to kill him with.

EARTH POV
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This human was a teenage inventor called Connor, his large pale, hairless hands clutching a makeshift gun, painted orange.

He wasn't fat, nor skinny, nor muscular. He was a little over-balanced, but he wasn't fat.
Every now and then he took a shot from behind the table, occasionally hitting and sometimes killing or just injuring a human out of the gang that was trying to kill him.

One of the mafia gang members yelled in a cliche Italian accent, "Oi! If ya give us the money, we'll-a let ya go, caipche?"

Connor, yet knew this was just a trick. He just needed to hold out until all the gang was dead, and then he would be safe.
He was wanted because of his inventish brilliance, they wanted to kill him so it would be stamped out.

Connor started to fire recklessly at the members with his gun, it smoking with every shot, due to it being poorly made, serving as a way for Connor to become
mostly unhittable, as he didn't have to hide behind cover. Due to his recklessness and loss of patience, then and there, quite a few
of the mafia gang were dead, a few of that few were only injured, but most of the few were very much so dead.

To be continued....

Author's Note

This is my first fanfic on mlp.
I have written in the past, though.
Please don't flame/hate this (if you dislike it, try to give me Constructive Criticism.)

Hope you enjoyed!
Connor belongs to me.
Twilight, Lyra, Celestia, Spike, Ponyville, Equestria and MLP related stuff not mentioned in this belong to Hasbro.