"What's up everybody it's Cr1TiKaL, I'm about to have an excellent adventure in the world of small horses. Let's do this shit."

Due to an unknown force, planet Earth's most sarcastic human being, AKA Cr1TiKaL is sent into an unknown world; which is something that belongs in a stereotypical little girls imagination. He's also given two choices: either find a way back to his home, or be the hero that everyone needs by defeating some bitch who wants the night to last forever. While he's coming up with a decision, Equestria will fully know what the physical incarnation of sarcasm really is if it ever had one.

5/10/2016: First chapter is now done being re-edited.

6/7/2016: This will be a three-part story from now on.

6/8/2016: Cover art has been added.