Living With A Goth and A Princess

"Ugh....Fuck my life."

I had just gotten back from my first day of the new semester and it was pretty much what I expected. Anyways I was heading back to my house which happened to be an average two story house with at least three bedrooms, a Kitchen, A living room, and only one bathroom.......Perfect.

As I walked up the steps to my front door I couldn't help but think about my folks. Then I realized that there probably living it up on some fancy yacht and thinking about those assholes is gonna make me sick. As I put my key in the door I suddenly noticed that it was already unlocked.

"What? I was sure that I locked it this morning?" I thought before opening the door.

"I'm home~!" I said knowing all too well that no-one was gonna answer me.

"Welcome back." I heard a soft-sounding voice say as I passed the kitchen.

I stopped before suddenly blinking a few times. I laughed thinking that I must have eaten something earlier today that was causing me to hear voices. However, better safe than sorry....

"I-I'm home..." I repeated half expecting not to hear anything but with my luck what was the chances of that happening.

"Welcome, home Takashi." I heard the kind voice say again.

I slowly backtracked to the kitchen only to see a woman sitting at my table. She was freakishly tall and hair that seemed to match her freakishness because not only was it moving without any wind but it was rainbow colored. She was stacked like a freaking tank like seriously how do those breast not throw her off!?

"Well, they are pretty annoying at times." She explained with a friendly smile as I nodded with the knowledge that those fun bags do weigh her down......Oh, and she can read minds apparently.

"So....Um....Why are you in my house?" I asked as politely as possible as to not piss off the intruder.

"Well, I think it would be best to wait for our other guest to come back before we start." She explained with a light-hearted smile that seemed to calm me.

She had this kind of elegance to how she spoke. However, it wasn't just that! It was like she had this kind of motherly quality to her that kind of makes you lower your guard. Which is why this next part scared the everloving crap out of me.

"Um Hm! Little boy's like you are hard to find this day and age. I think you and I could become good friends." I heard a deep voice say from behind me.

On instinct, I turned around and tried to punch, whoever it was, right in the dick. But after I saw who it was I kinda realized that wasn't gonna work.

The guy was massive! He was like a walking beefcake for christ sake! He literally towered over me, or at least his Afro did, and his serious expression caused me to stiffen up under his gaze. One wrong move and these freaks are gonna gut me.

"Garterbelt, I believe you've gone and scared our guest."

"Oh Sorry about that Kid. How about you take a seat right here." He said as he took his seat while gesturing towards his lap.

"Hell no." I said choosing to take a seat across from the two weirdos.

"Now then I think it's about time we introduce ourselves. My name is Princess Celestia, the current ruler of a world far different from your own called Equestria. And the man you see next to me is-" She tried to explain before the one named Garterbelt suddenly interrupted her.

"My name is Garterbelt! Lover! Fighter! And best specimen of a man you ever gonna see in your life boy. And for me, I believe god has given me a mission to sculpt lovely young boys, like you, Into TRUE MEN!"

I felt sweat fall down my brow as I listened to this creepy pedo's over exaggerated explanation of himself. Kinda pointless when A: I'm not gay and B: I'm an atheist so going to this guy's church is COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION!!

I suddenly looked over to see Celestia giggling to herself as I nervously scratched my head.

"Anyway's I guess it's about time we get down to business as to why were here." Garterbelt said as he finally sat back in his chair.

"Ummm....Sure but pardon my skepticism a little princess. But......I Can't honestly believe that your some kind of alien or something. Or that this guy is.......Well......That weird."

Princess Celestia nodded and with a confident smile she suddenly unzipped the back of her dress which caused her chest to suddenly loosen up. Kinda pointless to say I know but I was on the edge of my seat, until what I saw next. Suddenly from her back, two giant angelic like wings fanned outwards while a strange white horn popped out of her head.

"Is this enough proof dear?" She asked with a knowing smile while blood slowly trickled out of my nose while I gave a thumbs up.

"Totally!"

She laughed while her horn started to shine in a weird glow that zipped her dress back up. However, now Garterbelt had something to show me as he reached into his pants.

"OH GOD NO!" I shouted mentally as I tried to cover my eye's.

"Oh stop being a pansy. Ain't like I'm gonna pop my dick out on this table! At least not in front of a lady." He explained which caused me to think what would happen If there wasn't one.

One mental image lobotomy later I opened my eye's to see what appeared to be a license of some kind. Garterbelt handed it to me and I read the small text out loud.

"Heaven's Emissary: Garterbelt...........Age: Unknown........Sex: Male......Sexuality.......I frankly don't want to know." I said as I threw his license back to him while I washed my hands.

"Ok so let me see if I got this right....A princess from an alien world and some kind Emissary of *god* have come to my house too?" I asked as I took my seat again.

"Well, we were hoping that you would do us both a favor?" Celestia said with her usual soft smile. Seriously that thing could be used as a weapon against terrorist!

"A Favor?"

Both the princess and the man looked at one another for a moment before letting out a tired sigh.

"Well, you see....A student of mine is terribly curious about your world. To the point where she was willing to make the first contact by showing up in your world. I need to make sure she doesn't do anything rash so I need someone to look after her."

"And for me, I got a stupid crazy bitch that fucked up royally and now I gotta fix her damn mess! So for the time being, I gotta keep her out of our world so we can fix things."

They both reached into their pockets and pulled out two photos of two BOMBSHELLS! One of the girls had the same weird wing and horn thing that Celestia has while the other was a gothic lolita. Both of them looked nearly the same side by side but I could tell that Loli was mean as a snake. Something about that middle finger flipping me off kinda tipped me.

"Ok, I get why you need me, however, WHY me? Couldn't you find someone more suitable for something like this?" I asked while the two looked away from me nervously.

"Well uh......We sorta ran out of options." They said simultaneously.

"I......Don't get it? What do you mean you ran out of options?" I asked again as I watched the two of them start sweating bullets.

"Because well......We asked everyone else."

I blinked a few times before suddenly realizing that they weren't kidding.

"Wait.....You mean you?" I asked in shock as they both nodded their heads.

"Ugh........I.......Well I would but..." I tried to explain as the both looked at me with hopeless expressions.

I sighed knowing all too well I was gonna regret a decision like this. After all, I hate asking my folks for favors but it doesn't look like I'm gonna get many choices here.

"Fine, I'll do it."

As I said this I suddenly felt someone grab me and shove me into their bosom. Take three guesses as to who you think it was. While I was currently on cloud ten hundred thousand nine hundred billion! Garterbelt was tearing up.

"Thank you, child! Truly the lord had blessed you with a kind heart!"

As Celestia let me go I felt my head spin as a strong color filled my cheeks. I think it's safe to say that it was well worth it!

"Now young man you must promise not to let anyone know about this do you understand?" Celestia asked as I stared up at her with a raised brow.

"Both my student and the other girl are Alien to your world. If anyone was to learn the truth I fear for the safety of my student and If anything were to happen to her.....Then there will be consequences."

Suddenly after hearing that I felt my blood run cold as I feared what she might have meant by....Consequences.

"Well to put it simply. Those of my world will want retribution and I won't be abe to stop them. In other words.....It will be war." She explained with a pained expression.

I suddenly felt like I had just signed my own death warrant. I looked over to Garterbelt who had the same pained expression as her.

"Same goes here...If this Angel gets found out and injured than all of Heaven is gonna want revenge. Your world would be on the chopping block."

I felt like my whole world had fallen out from under me as I realized that now I had the whole fate of the world in my hands. Or to be more precise my house!

"Is it too late to take it back?" I said while tears flowed down my face like a river.

They both smiled as they both walked over to my front door and I chased after them and watched as they opened the front door.

"H-Hold up a second!" I shouted as they looked back at me.

"Good luck young man. My student will be here soon, thanks again." She said with a smile that seemed more sinister than before.

"Boy, you had better be ready to go through hell to get to heaven. Call whenever you need a hand." Garterbelt said as his eye's seemed to pierce through me.

And with that, they were gone leaving me alone in my house again. I fell to knee's as I tried to make sense out of what just happened to me. No matter how I spun it here.......

"I GOT SCREWED!" I shouted as threw my hands to the ceiling.

I woke up to the sound of my door bell ringing. I must have fallen asleep on the couch cause when I woke up I was in the living room. I sighed as I remembered my crazy dream.

"Ugh.....Damn what the hell happened to me last night?" I said groggily as I heard whoever it was at the door try and destroy my door bell.

"Ok, Ok! I hear you already dammit! I'm friggin coming!" I exclaimed as I threw the door open only to see the last thing I ever wanted to see.

"Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle! Princess Celestia said I would be staying with you?" The short girl with the purple wings and horn said with an innocent grin.

"Jesus! This place is a fuckin dump! But I guess I'll have to suck it up for a while. Hey, asshat you got any sweets or what?" The other girl with the dark hair and the pink highlights asked with a frown.

I stared at the two of them for what felt like years shaving off my life. Until I realized that no matter what I do.....I can't get out of this.

"Come in..." I said with an annoyed sigh.

So this was how the angel Stocking Anarchy and the pony alien princess Twilight Sparkle came to Live with me during my Junior year at high school. As well as how the end of my normal life came to pass.......GOD I HATE MONDAYS!!

TO BE CONTINUED!