Living With A Goth and A Princess

I woke up to the sound of my alarm blaring in my ears. With a sigh, I lifted my heavy hand over the alarm and slammed the snooze button. I use what's left of my strength to lift my upper torso off my mattress.

"Ugh......Fuckin hate Monday's."

After getting out of bed I went about my morning routine. Then I walked downstairs and started breakfast before suddenly realizing the house was quite.......to quite.

"Don't tell me there not up yet?" I said with an annoyed frown as I placed three plates on the table.

I walked back upstairs and towards the end of the hall and stood before the door with a sign that said "Twilight's Room! Don't make a mess, please!"

"Seriously......You make a bigger mess than anyone Twi!"

I opened the door slowly only to see nothing but books scoured all over the place. I looked over to the desk only to see Twilight sprawled over a book with drool leaking off the desk.

"Gross....." I said While trying to step over the mountain of books.

Finally getting next to her I heard her lightly snoring. Gotta admit it's kinda cute.....Well, if it wasn't for the whole being a Magical alien pony princess from another world thing.

"Yo Twilight ......Twilight!.....TWILIGHT!"

No matter how loud I got she didn't hear me. Sighing I moved on to drastic measures and with a hard flick to that purple horn on her head she shot up in a heart beat!

"OH MY DEAR CELESTIA!!" She shouted with an unbelievably red blush on her face.

"Morning book worm. Breakfasts on the table downstairs." I explained as she turned to me with puffed out cheeks.

"Taki! You're so mean!"

I didn't respond and started out the door only to stop to take that sign off.

"Twi how about you clean this pigsty of a room today while I'm gone." I explained as she stuck her tongue out at me.

Honestly, if I was just dealing with Twilight I wouldn't be so irritated but I knew better. Cause I did have more than one roommate and *she* was a whole nother problem altogether.

As I walked up to her door I sighed as I read what her sigh. "Stockings Room! Don't fucking come in, EVER!"

"Big shocker there...." I said before knocking on the door and, again, big surprise she didn't answer.

I frowned knowing all too well that my morning was about to go from bad to worse. I slowly opened the door and took in the gothic architecture then calmly and carefully I closed the door.

I'm glad no one could see me right now cause the pure amounts of rage I feel for this situation would literally make steam come out of my ears. I took a second to gather my composure then slowly opened the door again and made my way towards Stocking, who was snoring LOUDLY!

"Hey wake up stocking!" I said as I moved the covers off of her only to get a full view of her......Unmentionables.

Turning a perfect shade of crimson I continued to stare at her boisterous breasts. It literally defies the laws of physics those melons! As I attempted to put the covers back over her I felt her grab my hand and with a supernatural amount of strength she dragged me in.

"Mmmm~" She moaned as she pulled my head deeper into her love pumpkins.

Needless to say for a guy of my age when something like this happens to you.......You don't look a gift horse in the mouth! However, the only downside was I couldn't breathe.

"Enjoying yourself down there Takashi?" I heard a sultry voice whisper in my ear which caused me to stiffen up......Don't even go there!

She suddenly let me go and I stood off her bed now stiff as a board and walked back towards the door.

"Breakfasts in the kitchen.......You bitch." I said while whispering that last part.

"Love you to Fuck boy!" Stocking exclaimed with an elegant flip of her hair as she got dressed.

I slammed the door as I felt my eyebrow twitch from the mental strain of dealing with that ball of sexual tension known as puberty. Oh, and before you ask me, I'm sixteen and a junior in high school.

I walked downstairs and looked at the clock and felt my body freeze.

"Oh........CRAAAAP!" I shouted as I sprinted back up the stairs to get dressed while the girls were heading downstairs.

"Whats wrong with him?" Twilight asked while Stocking shrugged her shoulders.

"Probably late! After all, he was fondling my-" Stocking tried to shout at me as I ran back out of my room, now dressed in uniform, and shut her up.

"Not in the mood pyscho ho!" I said before running back downstairs and grabbing a piece of toast.

"Leave the dishes in the sink and try not to burn the house down!" I shouted as I put my shoes on.

"IT WAS THE ONE TIME!" Twilight shouted with a blush on her face.

"One was good enough Twi!"

And with that, I ran out the door and made my way towards school. This is my everyday life and No, I didn't ask for these roommates. But I guess it would be better to try and explain everything from the begging, and to do that we gotta go back about two weeks ago.

When my life took a turn straight to Shitsburg!