"Celestia... go away... I'm having fun time with Sweetie Belle..." A robotic, yet organic, chaotic, and demonic, yet angelic, voice said, talking in his sleep in his home, a little ways North of Ponyville, in Equestria, on the planet Equis, a harmonic planet full of creatures, like Ponies, Griffons, Merponies, Changelings, Dragons, and more... However, this being, the owner of the voice talking in this sleep, was none of those. In fact, he wasn't from Equis at all! He was an alien, a weird one, but an alien. A robotic one that had some... oddities... in him.

Suddenly, a large crash was heard from downstairs, making the robotic being wake up suddenly and roll out of bed, hitting the floor as he was wrapped up in a blanket...

"Ugh... TWILIGHT! I SWEAR TO IBILIS, IF YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE TRYING TO FIND ANY SECRETS OF MINE FOR THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH, I WILL SEND YOU TO ZEBRICA!" The robotic being yelled downstairs, before hoofsteps/footsteps were heard coming upstairs, before the pony, Twilight, came up and saw the robotic being rolled up in a blanket, his head the only thing not rolled up, as he glared at Twilight...

"Sorry, L.M., but how else would I have woken you up? Besides, Princess Celestia IS waiting for you at Canterlot with Princess Luna, my Niece, Princess Cadence, my big bro, Shining Armor, and Discord, along with the other world Leaders." Twilight said, her hand on her hip as she looked at him, L.M....

The being, L.M., groaned and said "Alright... Just two things."

Twilight asked "What?" in response to this...

"First, get me out of my blanket prison."

Twilight giggled and used her magic on the blanket, before hoisting it up, making L.M. spiral in place, horizontally, almost cartoonish, before he landed on the ground and said, raising a robotic, different-looking hand, made out of a different metal, "Thanks, Twi."

"Your welcome. Now, what's the second thing?" She asked.

He then looked up at her and said "Could I join you with a cup of coffee at the Library? I'm not fully awake yet and Spike makes the best coffee."

She smirked and said "Sure."

L.M. then slowly got up and stretched, a satisfying crack coming from his back, as he made sure that he wasn't stiff anywhere else, before he said "Ok, I'm ready."

Twilight nodded and led L.M. downstairs and out of his house, a three-story house with a basement, lab, greenhouse, and training room, built by L.M. with the help of, surprisingly, Princess Celestia, Discord, and the Bearer of The Element of Kindness herself, Fluttershy...

L.M. then followed Twi to the Golden Oaks Library, where Twi and her assistant and little dragon brother, Spike, lived, as Twi opened the door for L.M. and went in after him, closing the door behind her, as the smell of Pancakes filled the air, before L.M. smirked and said "Heh, smells great as always, Spike."

Spike, the purple-scaled, green-spiked, "baby" dragon (he's actually around L.M.'s height), currently making Pancakes, looked over to see L.M. and Twi sitting down at the table, as he smirked and said "Thanks, L.M.", before Spike then got some plates out and put some Pancakes out, giving three to Twi, four to L.M., and two, with a side of gemstones, for Spike himself, and then served them to Twi, L.M., and himself...

During their breakfast, Spike gave L.M. some gemstones and said "You know, L.M., there's something that always popped into my mind whenever you told me about creatures that you've seen and known, but never existed on Equestria..."

"And what would that be, Spike?" L.M. asked.

Spike then replied, saying "Well, considering you're a robot that has numerous abilities and the abilities of different species at your disposal, is it possible that, since you have the abilities of Dragons, are you able to eat Gemstones, and are the other creatures you've heard of capable of doing that?"

L.M. thought for a moment and said "Well, I know that my teeth can pretty much chew through anything, due to them being about as sharp as a 'spike' trap," making Spike groan from the pun, and making Twi smirk, as L.M. continued, "... but only certain creatures can eat Gemstones, like you and I can. Dragons here can eat Gemstones, and I know for a fact that some creatures can in fact eat Gemstones, like the Golden Glint Beetle, you know, the one that has special treasures hidden within it's body, like nectar, otherworldly treasures, etc. I even had one named Gloy, who ate Gemstones more than his kind did, even more than the Flint Beetles, a similar, but very different species to the Golden Glint Beetles."

"Huh... Wait, what about that weird, black, emerald-looking thing in your chest?" Spike asked.

L.M. replied to Spike's question and said "I'm afraid that kind of gem cannot be eaten... It can be destroyed, used as a power source for both good and evil, and once was the prison of a being known as Chaos, a liquid humanoid that was the guardian of a special Emerald known as the Master Emerald, and the Chaos Emeralds, which is technically what my gem is."

"Huh... Wait, how much do you know about these other creatures? In fact, how do you even know all about them, the objects they're associated with, and the things they can and have done?" Spike asked.

This also popped into Twi's head and she said "Actually, Spike DOES have a point. You never truly told us HOW you know all of this. In fact, you never even told us about how you came to Equestria, and Equis, for that matter."...

...

... L.M. sighed and said "Alright, but, if I tell you two this, then you two have to help me with my inventions, and seeing if they actually work, for that matter...", as the two nodded, before L.M. said "Same for you, Owlowiscious.", making a "Hoo!" come from the main room of the Library, sounding like a yes.

L.M. smiled, before he took a sip of his coffee and said "Well, it all started back on my birth planet, Earth..."

Prologue 0: "And so... it begins... ... ...I just realized how cliche that sounded." End! Start: Chapter 1: "Look out, Equestria, 'cause the newest Displaced is here to fuck your shit up!" WELCOME TO... THE NEWEST DISPLACER!

Author's Note

Well, my first story, a new beginning for me on this site.

Same for me!

Hey, how in the name of Jarillo did you get here?

Remember Sans from Undertale? I basically did what he did with the shortcuts and stuff.

Oh... So, you're going to be popping in unannounced, aren't you?

(Does a Big Mac interpretation and says "Eeyup."...)

Ugh...