Author's Note

So, L.M., how do you want to start this?

Dude, I may be one of my characters, but I'm not that creative-

Bull. Shit. You fought Tirek, giving the Mane Six enough time to find the Elements and bring them to the Harmony Tree! Despite all of them being magicless and unable to fly!

Watch it, Displace.

... Discord, why are you-?

You can thank L.M.

Ugh... You know what, fuck it, let's do this shit.

(Both Discord and L.M.) Just a heads up, guys: Timberwolves and Manticores are smarter than they seem in this Universe. That, and... in the story, L.M/me is capable of staring down a Timberwolf, a Manticore, a Cockatrice, and, surprisingly, TIREK. So, be prepared for that.

Chapter 1: "Look out, Equestria, 'cause the newest Displaced is here to fuck your shit up!"

"You see, I'm something called a Displacer, but I never originally was one, but I wasn't something called a Displaced, either. Instead, I was a normal creature known as a human, but I was 18 years of age and very skinny/scrawny, to the point where you could SEE my shoulder blades. Weird, right? Well, skip forward a few months to my first Con (I think it was Comic-Con)..."

1 year ago, on the planet Earth, at Comic-Con...

(Past-L.M. POV. Name here is Radmes)

I looked at the huge building in front of me, one of my parent's friends next to me, dressed in a Doc Brown costume from Back to the Future, as I say "Well, here we are...", as he nodded and he led me inside...

When I saw the inside, I smiled and said "Heh, nice to see that the place was bigger on the inside... like the T.A.R.D.I.S."

Now, you'd think I'd have a costume, like Sonic the Hedgehog, Bowser, or some other kind of thing, I didn't have any kind or sort of costume, as my parents didn't have the money, and, well, I was a bit sneaky to them, and a bit untrustworthy. They gave me a phone, laptop, and a tablet, though, besides a room and a place to live, with the phone used for reading, the tablet for watching YouTube videos, and the laptop for writing stories...

Anyway, I found this neat little stall, where a bunch of cosplayers were, with some being Metal Sonic, Batman (BATMAN!!!!!), Samus, Asphyxious, and some others. However, each came out with a realistic looking item from their cosplay's world, from the Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald, to Asphyxious's book, sword, and staff to use souls and create warjacks and helljacks...

I became intrigued by this and I then walked in, before the man running the stall motioned for me to come over. I walked over and he said this to me "Ah, just from looking at you, I can tell that you are a fan of different series and shows on the Internet, like Nintendo, Sega, the Yogscast, etc., and that you're a fan of many characters, including Neo Metal Sonic from Sonic Heroes, Asphyxious (I didn't know what game he was from, really), Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, Israphel from the Yogscast (WAY back in the day, during the SOI series), and the others, correct?"

I was surprised that he knew of this, before I nodded and said "I always wanted to be them and meet them all in person, but...", before I told the guy about my versions of the characters, mainly, Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Dimentio, and Israphel, along with the leader of them, Lord Skeleborg Chaoticberg, an evolved human that brought the four reformed villains together to form the Elemental 5. He was intrigued and said "Well, boy, I would like to give you some items that would make you very, very excited..."

Then, he got out a realistic Ancient Onyx, from the Sonic Comics, a realistic Chaos Heart, a realistic Minecraft sword, but with a white blade, a red hilt, and a black handle, a Soul Cage (Asphyxious), and some other items, including the eye of Turbo Mecha Sonic from SMBZ, by Alvin Earthworm. I was amazed and he said "Look, kid, I can already tell you haven't got anything to pay for these, but, because you have no money, I'll let you have them for free."

I declined, but he insisted. So, not wanting to make the guy sad, I nodded and took the items with me in an MLP bag, with the faces of each Major Villain of the show on it, but only a fraction of their faces was on the bag, making them all look like one weird hybrid face...

... However, that's when it hit me. The guy was THE Merchant, the Displacer of Madness and Chaos, as I call him, that Displaced people to Equestria. However, when I realized this, I was actually surprised and happy he picked me. I was a hermit on Earth, I didn't have many friends, and the friends I always had, well, I never saw them often or talked to them. That, and I've already had enough of Earth, seeing as how Earth has done so much shit in the past, like the World Wars, the Civil War, the Cold War, etc., plus, I always wanted to become a Displaced. I wondered who my Displacer would be, maybe The Author from The Metal Condition, Marx from both A Displaced Machine and A Displaced Monster, or Roden Godswell, from Second Universe and Ashes In The Wind, a spinoff of Second Universe, when the first part of Displacement started...

I smirked at this and then went back to the Merchant, seeing the stall now cleaned out of people, except for him, as my vision became a bit dizzy, and I said to him "Hey, Merchant. Before you send me to Equestria, do me a favor: Tell my parents that I won't miss them and that to duplicate my mind and soul so that I could become each of the characters I told you about and the items they were linked to." He was surprised at this, saying that not many Displaced were like this, and I said to him "Hey, I always wanted to go to Equestria, buddy, just, not as my original self. Besides, if you know of me and my past, then you know why I want this to happen."

He smiled and then said "Alright, I will, but, prepare yourself." I did as he said and he cast a spell on me, duplicating my mind and soul, but the thing is, it malfunctioned. The spell actually split my soul into different pieces for each of the beings I would become. However, he said "Now, kid, a special Displacer, or Displacers, would be waiting for you. I won't let you know when you'll meet them, just be prepared to meet them, alright?"

I nodded and I went through the portal to my Equestria. I blacked out a couple minutes as I traveled, but when I awoke, I was in Equestria, but I was surprisingly in the Everfree Castle, the one that the Royal Sisters once inhabited, before... you know, Nightmare Moon came along and fucked shit up...

I soon went around, trying to find a mirror, and found one, before I found myself as my most powerful character that I made, but it wasn't Lord Skeleborg, or LSB, as I call him. Instead, it was the most recent one: Lord Metarex, the First Metarex and the Ruler of the Dark Sun Empire and the Everfree. A bit of a heads-up, Lord Metarex, or L.M., is nearly twice as strong as LSB, as he went toe-to-toe with LSB and LSB's wife, Zone-Tan, and won, surviving both LSB and Zone-tan's wrath...

... I smiled, showing my new Razorsharp, iron teeth and said to myself, my new voice making me grin, as I sounded robotic, yet organic, chaotic, and demonic, yet angelic, "Well, this is awesome. I gotta hand it to the Merchant... He got EVERY detail right. Heh. Only thing missing are L.M.'s- I mean, MY kids, Nyx and M.S.3.0 Jr." Also, at some point in my fics, L.M. got two kids: Nyx, from I think, Past Sins, as a daughter, and as a son, he got M.S.3.0 Jr., or Metal Sonic 3.0 Jr., after L.M.'s original name, M.S.3.0, when the Elemental 5 came together...

However, before I got to fixated on my looks, I heard the sounds of a growl, before I saw a Timberwolf, standing there behind me. I smiled and said "Heh. So, I'm guessing your going to try and kill me, then eat my corpse, right?", before the Timberwolf nodded, as I smirked and said "Don't bother. My body is indestructible. That, and I have fire. So, you have two options. Either A. You fight me and get killed, or B. You let me go and you point me to the nearest town or city. Which one?", before the Timberwolf thought for a moment and walked towards me, before it picked me up and put me on it's back, as I said "Choice B, then, I guess.", before the Timberwolf nodded and ran to the nearest town... Ponyville.