Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings

Magma and Glacier waited in boredom with some other patients, some of the patients looking unnerved by the giant robot and his brother who were shook by the loud scream causing Glacier to get up and run for the back. "I will save you my Lord!" Glacier yelled unsheathing his sword.

"Brother! Leave her to her appointment!" Magma yelled pulling on Glacier by his heels.

The Wirewolf Dentist was careful after dodging a blast of lava from the seething Villainess. "Sweet Alpha this toothache is bad, I can see you've been eating right but this tooth is just oozing with rage. What have you been doing to build that up?" He asked looking at the pitch black tooth that buzzed as if alive.

"For the last time, It was that green idiot Cell!The next time we see him I'll rip him in two!" Dominator yelled, her eyes shifting between blue then orange as her voice shifted between sounding like Glacier's then Magma's from her own.

"Oh great a Schizo, just what I needed." The Dentist remarked before Dominator smacked him away enclosed in her armor. "Cell,Cell, CELL!"

"All right, guess it's time to break out the big guns." The Dentist grabbed a mask with some wires attached to it and the tube and managed to get it on Dominator's face before she knocked him off.

"At last we are free, let the universe tremble at the return, of Mag-" Dominator never finished as she screamed being electrocuted.

The Dentist sighed in relief and took out some pliers before lifting her mask and made a big pull on the black tooth eventually pulling it out sending him flying into Magma and Glacier knocking them both unconscious. The dentist looked at them and sighed. "Sorry Miss Dominator, it appears your friends won't be able to take you home, do you have an emergency contact that can come pick you up?"

"Cell..." She mumbled before slipping into unconsciousness.

"Wakey wakey, Dominatey." A voice said as Dominator opened her eyes seeing Cell waving at her while Pinkie and Juna both poked the unconscious pieces. Dominator's visor came down and flames rose behind her as she roared before they immediately died down and she hugged Cell as if drunk, her visor's green color now shifting between cyan and orange. "Hey I know you... What're you doin here?"

"I was told I'm apparently your emergency contact."

"You are? That must mean we're the best of friends."

"Ok this is weird."

"She called me her friend!" Cell yelled doing somersaults of joy. While Juan merely looked at the dentist. "So just bring her home and it should wear off by the time we get there?"

Juan carried the loopy supervillainess on his back as Cell continued to list off various things. "And then I can leave a note by her bed giving her my number and then we can go out and be a couple. This'll advance my plan by months in advance!"

"She is hammered on what might be considered morphine if it wasn't for the electric cables attached to it so she isn't going to remember any of it nor will anything she says make sense."

"My purple feels like paper!" Dominator yelled out.

"But then again nothing you say does, and you in fact said that last week."

"But come on, maybe all she needs is the power of love that melt that cold heart of hers."

"Or have a stake driven through it to save us the trouble of thawing it." Juan replied then realizing he wasn't holding anything and looked to find Dominator moving towards the crashed spaceship on an asteroid with blocks of ice littered everywhere. Cell began to shake before jumping up. "I will protect her!" Cell then flew down sending Juan flying into Pinkie to which he looked at her dust cloud with a groan of "Sigh."

Dominator tore through the hole and gathered a few ice blocks before her hands glowed blue changing the ice, breaking it apart into shaved ice without even touching it.

"Hey Juan I didn't know she could do that." Cell told the Wirewolf who was stunned.

"She can't, I hacked her database to see what she could do. This doesn't even fit anything she can do."

Dominator then compacted the shaved into a small ball and ate only to freeze up feeling a part of her mouth pulsate. "Why?! It burns like a so badly! Make it go away~!" She then retracted into her armor like a turtle shivering.

Cell walked to the cowering villain and rubbed her back comforting her. "Shush, it's all right, I'm here for you, will you feel better if we break some of the bones of the dead crew?"

Dominator sniffled before coming out still in her armor. "I guess."

Cell grabbed her hand and they both skipped over to the skeletons as Juan recorded it one his phone. "I take it back, this is gonna be the best day of my life." Juan then uploaded the video to Youtube smiling at the views beginning to pile up.

Dominator and Cell laid back on the top of the ship, the skeletons gathered around them as they stared at the long and beautiful nebula above them. Dominator looked at Cell who simply smiled at her. 'I hope you can hear my words, weirdo from a distant world, you make me feel happy and stomach doesn't attempt to hurl, but look at you a clueless fool, hanging with me thinking I'm actually kinda cool.'

"You think that she knows that she's talking aloud?" Cell asked.

"Why am i starting to drool?" Dominator asked a slit in her visor wandering to the side while drool escaped the bottom of her mask.

"I hope not." Juan said with a smile recording it.

"How much of her are you recording?"

"Until I feel the sweet embrace of death or get bored."

Pinkie Pie yelped out causing Cell and Juan to look and seeing Dominator moving towards her with her fist clenched and bringing it towards her, revealing a necklace made of finger bones. Pinkie was creeped out but that was quickly replaced with joy and Pinkie Pie gave her a crushing hug. "Thank you so~ much I've never gotten a gift like this before." Pinkie hoped off with a smile as Dominator clutched her chest in pain. "Why does my heart ache so much! It's all fuzzy and nice."

"That's the feeling I get from helping someone." Cell replied.

"That's the feeling I'll get when Cell dies."

"I wanna feel more of it!"

"Christmas Eve is in a day, I say we help Wander and the other shop for everyone else."

"Wander...that name..." Dominator replied, her regular voice slipping through at hearing the name.

Cell collapsed on the ground of the asteroid in exhaustion as Juan took off the Santa hat. "Stop trying to get me to be Santa."

"I can't be Santa, I'm too tired, not fat enough, and my wings and tail always tear up the costume."

Dominator bear hugged Juan from behind in her armor, however it was colored like Santa Claus with some Christmas lights wrapped around her helmet's horns. "It was amazing, so many people to make happy,and that Wander guy was familiar but nice, his fruit basket was delicious."

"Okay seriously why does her voice keep changing?" Juan asked.

"Lord Dominator? Ma'm? Are you here?"

"I brought treats to help you find us!"

"Great, it's Dumbass and Magma." Juan snarked looking over the horizon seeing the two of them looking around.

Cell looked at Dominator and sighed, this wasn't the way the plan was supposed to go, but it's shaved the grueling 20 years he planned to woe her into a few months. She grabbed her hand and guided her towards them. "You're supposed to be with them. As much as I want you to stay, it's not the right time yet. Just remember that I love you Dominator, and I always will."

Dominator brought something out of her pocket revealing it as a necklace from around her neck putting it around Cell's neck before lowering her mask kissing him on the forehead. "Goodbye Cell."

Cell's eyes began to water as Dominator went off to the Volcanium Soldiers getting into her ship. Pinkie and Alfreda looked sad seeing Cell cry only for him to look away. "Don't look at me! I said Don't look at me!" Cell ran off crying streams of tears pouring from his eyes. Juan looked then shrugged before pressing a plunger causing an explosion on Dominator's ship.

"Juan why?!" Alfreda asked.

"That's my Christmas Gift to Dominator. a bunch of idiot Soldiers out of commission for Christmas."

Dominator yelped waking up having some trouble getting out of her armor before shaking herself to calm down. "Thank Grop it was just a horrible almost holiday themed dream."

"If only Ma'm, if only." Magma told her to which she looked around seeing dozens of Volcanium Soldiers in casts in the hospital beds around her groaning in pain.

"Could be worse" Dominator said not caring about them before realizing that meant the dream was real: kissing Cell, doing nice things, all of it. Then Magma took his phone out and showed the video to her. "Look at you a clueless fool, hanging with me thinking I'm actually kind of cool, why and I starting to drool?"

A massive vein pulsated on her forehead as her pupils caught aflame with growing rage of the pictures and videos Juan took of her and Cell, especially the one of her skipping with him in her armor. In her mind there was a boiler with a picture of her calm face on the left end and a fiery picture of her mask face on the other end. The needle all the way on the left end sped to the right end breaking the gage as the boiler's side burst open with flames of rage.

Magma saw her beginning to foam at the mouth and yelled. "She's gonna blow! Leave the wounded and get the heck outta Dodge!" The Volcanium Soldiers screamed in panic running away as Dominator began to generate heat from her gloves that glowed an unearthly blue flame before a blue explosion burst forth.

Alfreda watched the Campfire as he made smores before a sonic wave of someone's roar of unyielding rage shook the planet before moving through. Alfreda looked in disbelief before shrugging it off. "Neat, someone's roar of anger broke the laws of physics and is traveling through space. Hey Juan you think you might have something to do with that?"

"Probably, hold on gotta finish something up. Cell, the Airing of Grievances is done, now it is time for the Festivus Feats of Strength, I challenge you."

"Sweet-wait what?" Cell asked before Juan tackled him to the ground wrestling him without restraint. "Uncle uncle!, I call uncles dammit!" Cell begged out.

"This is the best Festivus I've ever had!" Juan yelled happily

"This is the first Fesitvus you've had." Alfreda pointed out before Caboose walked out then saw Juan wrestling.

"Oh let me help Juan!" Caboose yelled running for them to which the whole group screamed "NO~!" As Caboose dived for Juan and Cell.