My Little Insert: Bronies are Equestrian (VERY Cancelled)

As Applejack led us towards Ponyville in the blistering heat of the midday, we all tried to make casual conversation with the farmpony.

“So Applejack,” I asked, hoping to figure out a gameplan, “Who’re we going to go meet first?”

“Well Ah was thinkin’ we’d head on over tah Twilight’s place, since she’s usually just readin her books ‘n all.” Applejack said. “She’s so much of a bookworm she ACTUALLY lives in a library!”

We all chuckled a little bit at this because we all knew that it was true, yet we knew enough to know that we probably shouldn’t bring up anything we know about them. There was no way in Tartarus I was going to let on that we were from another dimension watching their daily lives. The last thing we needed was for Pinkie to tell everypony, Fluttershy to be scared, Rainbow Dash and Applejack kicking our flanks, Rarity yelling at us and to be berated by questions from Twilight faster than an M249 SAW could fire bullets.

As we approached Ponyville, we saw the rustic neighborhoods and main streets lined with all kinds of food stands and stores. Of course, there were a few more buildings that stood out a bit more than some others. There was of course Sugarcube Corner, easily standing out with the gingerbread house-styled colors contrasting highly to the normal white and yellow houses of the city. There was also Carousel Boutique, the magnificent purple roof standing tall and proud, only outmatched heightwise by the Town Hall and the Ponyville Public Library. The library, as we all know, is a tree, but a massive tree. And that’s where we were heading, as Applejack led us to the outskirts of the town.

As we approached the library, we were all beginning to feel a bit nervous, as usual. We were literally befriending our favorite ponies. Applejack knocked at the door a couple of times. “Twilight?” she called. “You in there sugarcube?”

The door opened to reveal Spike, the small purple dragon with green scales; Twilight Sparkle’s number one assistant.

“Oh hey AJ!” He exclaimed, opening the door wide. “Come on in!”

“Thanks lil’ guy.” Applejack said, rubbing her hoof on the top of his head. “Spike, Ah’d like ya’ll to meet my new friends.” She continued. She then proceeded to introduce us one by one. “This here is Mocha Sketch, that’s Mike, that there is Flare Runner, this’s Keynote, and she’s Modpony.”

“It’s nice to meet you all! I’m sure Twilight would love to meet them too!” He turned around and yelled, “TWILIGHT! You got some visitors!”

After a couple of moments, Twilight trotted up to the front door. Her lavender coat was glistening in the sunlight as she stepped out of the door. Her midnight purple mane was slightly frazzled, as if she had either pulled an all nighter or not slept at all. The pink streaks in her mane were running slightly, and her violet eyes were… gorgeous.

“Oh, good morning Applejack!” She greeted, obviously a bit more cheery at the sight of one of her friends. “What brings you by the library today?”

“Well, these ponies here came walkin’ by the farm today, hopin’ to meet all us Elements of Harmony.” She explained. “So I decided we’d stop by here so ya’ll could meet them.”

“Oh!” She exclaimed, as if noticing us for the first time. “Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle. I run the town’s library, and also kind of live in it too.” She introduced herself a bit more, and we then introduced ourselves as well. After all introductions and greetings were said and done, we waved goodbye and headed off towards Carousel Boutique. However, as we reached the center of town, a bouncing pink figure appeared in the distance. It appeared to be towing a cart of some sort. Applejack didn’t seem to notice, but that was the first thing we saw. And before you knew it, there was a welcome wagon and we were covered in cake batter. Pinkie Pie had just made her introduction.

“It was great to meet you Pinkie Pie!” Matt said, waving as she bounced back towards Sugarcube Corner. “She’s nice.”

“Ah think that’d be the understatement of the century.” Applejack said, continuing on towards the Boutique. “I don’t ever question Pinkie Pie. Alls that does is hurt your head.” Again, we all had a little chuckle.

By the time we had reached Carousel Boutique, we were sweating like we had just sprinted the Indy 500. Well, most of us were. I had grown a high tolerance to heat having lived in Texas for 10 years. But it didn’t change the fact that the midday heat was swelteringly hot. At least the Ponyville weather team was scheduled to move some cloud cover over the town, which they had already begun to do. Applejack approached the door and knocked. There was no answer. After about a minute or two of waiting, we decided that we should just turn around and explore the town a bit. No such thing. The moment we turned around we were face-to-face with Rarity and Fluttershy.

Rarity’s snow-white coat was gleaming. The beautiful purple locks of her mane and tail were impeccably clean, glittering in the afternoon sun. She looked at us with those beautiful, icy blue eyes, which stood out even more gorgeously with her long eyelashes.

Fluttershy’s butter-yellow coat was washed and clean, shining with a mesmerizing light. Her face was partially covered by her silky, light pink mane. But you could still look just past that mane, and see those ADORABLE teal eyes, darting coyly from one new pony to the next, as if unsure as to whether she should faint or run away.

“Oh hello Applejack.” Rarity greeted with her usual, pompous voice. “What should bring you by my boutique today, darling?”

“Rarity, Fluttershy, ah’d like ya’ll t’meet mah new friends.” She said. Once again, she introduced us one by one. Rarity greeted us in a very ladylike manner, while Fluttershy simply hid behind her mane and squeaked. It was SO CUTE! UGUU.

At that moment, Rainbow Dash descended from the skies to meet up with the rest of us. As if right on cue, Twilight and Pinkie Pie showed up at just about the same time.

“Hey guys!” Twilight greeted. “I was thinking since we just met, I thought I’d take you all out for some dinner or something! You know, get to know each other a bit more and all.”

I looked at the rest of the group. I huddled them into a circle and asked the obvious question-

“Yes?”

“Duh.”

“Of course!”

“Why not?”

“YES!”

“Alright then.”

I turned around to face Twilight again. “We’d love that, Twilight!” I said, extending my hoof to accept her offer. She giggled a little bit at my gesture, and extended her hoof to shake mine. However, as our hooves were about to touch, there was a flash of light.

“Twilight Sparkle! Step away from the ponies!” A regal voice commanded.

“Oho, I think shit’s about to go down” I said, backing away from the massive white figure approaching us.

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Shit is about to go down.

Also, I don't own the "Meet the _____" videos. Valve owns those. It even says "Valve Copyright LOLOLOL" in all of the videos. But whatever, I can make as many references as I want.