My Little Insert: Bronies are Equestrian (VERY Cancelled)

“Oho, shit’s about to go down” I noted, seeing the Princess of the Sun appear right in front of us.

“Shit IS about to go down!” She snarled at me, charging up her horn to teleport all twelve of us to Canterlot Castle. The white glow of her horn engulfed the entire small area.

We appeared in the throne room, Celestia and Luna staring down on the five of us former humans, the Elements of Harmony behind the two Princesses.

“We know what you were!” Celestia growled at as, sending fear down our spines. Why was she so pissed off at us? Suddenly, a banana appeared in Amanda’s hoof.

“Hey Celestia, do you like banan-“ She attempted to ask, but was cut short by Luna.

“QUIET!” She bellowed in her signature Royal Canterlot Shout.

“Okay, okay, geez.” Amanda said, backing away.

“What is your business in Equestria, humans?” Celestia inquired, visibly calmer, yet still angry.

“As a certain doctor says; I have NO idea!” Mike quoted, also visibly in a joking mood.

“Well,” Matt began “Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people.”

Dammit guys. Guess I’ll join the bandwagon.

“I’m an Engineer partner.” I said confidently. “That means I solve problems. And not problems like ‘What is beauty?’, because that would fall under your realms of philosophy. I solve-“

“Would you jackasses stop quoting the Team Fortress 2 ‘Meet The’ videos?!” Mocha yelled at us, fuming. We looked at her confused. Of all the people here, Mocha was not the person we expected to be the voice of wisdom. Not to say she was the last one we expected to; that was my job to be stupid.

“Your Majesty, I apologize for my friends’ idiotic behavior. We would appreciate it if you would hear us out on this.” Mocha smiled weakly and then continued. “We are from a planet known as Earth, populated by bipedal creatures known as humans.”

I decided to be serious and helped her out. “Essentially, while we were talking on a chat over something known as the Internet, which we urge you not to research for your own good, and a message appeared asking if we would like to be teleported to Equestria. We all accepted the offer, and a few minutes later, a human named Lauren Faust appeared in our-“

“Hold it right there for a moment.” Celestia interrupted, holding up a hoof. “What was this human’s name?”

“Um, Lauren Faust, your Majesty.”

“Faust…” Celestia trailed off. “Ponies, could you inform me more on how you know about us?”

We all panicked and looked at each other. This is EXACTLY what we were hoping wouldn’t happen. But we had no choice. Amanda stepped up to the plate, the banana having somehow disappeared.

“Well, your Majesty, this human known as Lauren Faust created something called a television show which was called ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’. A television is essentially a magical box which allows us to watch certain parts of different places and dimensions’ daily lives. ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ was the program which allowed us to look into the interesting bits of the days in Equestria, specifically mostly revolving around the lives of The Elements of Harmony. That is how we know about you.” Amanda finished, breathless. The rest of us were astounded. There was no way any of us could have described the situation better.

“I believe you entirely.” Celestia stated. “In this case, I will allow you to reside in Equestria until a method of getting you back to your proper dimension is found.” She turned to the Mane 6. “Would you offer hospitality to these ponies?” She asked.

Rainbow Dash was the first to step up, to our surprise. “I have a spare room or two in my cloud house. I can take a couple of pegasi.” She offered. Both my eyes and Mocha’s eyes immediately lit up at this. “OOH! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!” We both shouted at the same time. Dash couldn’t help but snicker a little at our enthusiasm. “Alright, I guess you two fanatics can stay with me.” She said. At first Mocha and I were going to bounce around, but then we decided to keep our cool, and act awesome. Well, I decided to keep my cool. “Yeah, sweet.” I said, acting like it was nothing. “YAY!” Mocha squealed, hopping around faster than FOX News can produce lies.

“Ah guess one of ya’ll could stay at the farm if ya’ll’re willin’ to help out with work.” Applejack said. Of course Amanda would be the one to claim that spot. One, she was an Earth Pony, and two, Applejack is her favorite pony (I think).

“And I suppose the one with the glasses could stay at the boutique… so long as you don’t make a mess.” Rarity said, looking over at Matt.

“Hold on, what’s wrong with me?” Mike asked, clearly feeling insulted.

“Not that I have anything against you, darling, but he keeps his mane in check, not to mention his glasses are absolutely RAVISHING. I must find out how to make some myself.” She admitted, feeling a little bad that she had unknowingly insulted Mike.

“Well then where am I supposed to stay?” Mike asked.

“I guess you can stay with me.” Twilight offered, putting a hoof around Mike. “I have a spare room in the library. Besides, I think you and Spike will get along fine.” She added, noticing his skeptical look.

“Then it is decided. Please move along to your respective homes.” Celestia announced quickly, before hastily making her way to her Royal Chambers.

“Alright. Come on Mike, lets get going.” Twilight said, leading Mike towards the train station.

“Ah guess we should get goin as well, Modpony. C’mon, lets go meet Twi at the train station.” Applejack said, helping Amanda to the train station.

“Come now, Keynote. Let’s not keep them waiting.” Rarity said. At first Matt didn’t move, but didn’t really have a choice as Rarity started dragging him with her magic.

“Lets go guys. We can just fly to my house.” Rainbow Dash suggested, walking to the open balcony, preparing to take off.

“Uh, about that. Um, Dash, considering we JUST got turned into ponies, we don’t really know how to fly…” Mocha pointed out. Dash thought about that for a moment before I made a suggestion. “Mocha, from what I hear in fanfics, flying is like flapping our arms. Find those muscles that feel like arms on your torso, and start flapping them.”

Mocha, eager to be able to fly, tried this theory out. I was right, apparently. But I should have suggested gently flapping, as she immediately shot up and slammed into a chandelier, sending small pieces of crystal and glass everywhere. Did I mention Dash was the only one on the balcony? I sighed, and followed Dash outside, Mocha, having just ruined yet another piece of furniture for the day, pursued us.

As we ascended and prepared for the flight to Dash’s house, a breeze blew through our manes. The cool, night breeze was relaxing, and even purer on the mountain. As we flapped through the crisp, refreshing air, Dash’s mane flowed mesmerizingly in front of my face. It fluttered lightly, just over the cerulean coat on her sleek, athletic body. Her tail was drifting in her slipstream, allowing fleeting glances at her smooth, beautiful- whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second. Why was I trying to get a look at her plot? She was my favorite pony, and her slender figure was certainly beautiful. But was I seriously falling in love with Rainbow Dash? I tried to shake it off, yet every time her tail fluttered, I realized my eyes were drifting back to her plot. I couldn’t admit it to myself, but a part of we knew it was true. I was falling in love with Rainbow Dash.