Chapters "Attention staff, we are receiving a new SCP. We would like Dr. Bright to research it." The intercom said.
Dr. Bright let out a ugh before heading towards the new SCP, after his pranks with SCP-963 the Foundation gave him a warning about misusing the new SCP. "These guys don't know how to take a joke." Dr. Bright mumbled.
Dr. Bright entered the room, in the center was a large metal shrine that looked like a gateway. "What the hell is that?" Dr. Bright asked a researcher.
"We don't know, that's why you're here. Don't screw this one up." The researcher said.
Dr. Bright walked up to the gateway and activated it to see what would happen. What happened was completely unexpected. In full view of the researchers, including Dr. Bright, was a view of a multiverse of different universes, but all of them were My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic based.
"Well, well, well. I think I would like to... observe this closer." Dr. Bright said as he stepped closer to the gateway and picked a random version of Equestria, but before any of the staff could stop him, he jumped through the gateway. The gateway shot out sparks before exploding, causing severe damage to the area.
"Weee!!!" Dr. Bright yelled as he flew through the strange dimensions of ponies before crashing. "ouch." He said as he hit the ground. The ground was filled with green grass, and both them and the air were extremely clean with no sign of pollution.
Dr. Bright walked towards a small village, Ponyville as he remembered it. Before going any further, he looked at his hands and feet, realizing that he was a six foot tall human in a world inhabited by ponies of an undetermined height. He noticed a pony trotting his way.
"Wh-what are you?" The pony asked as she looked at Dr. Bright. Dr. Bright looked down at her, she was four foot tall as far as he could tell, and she was a purple unicorn, and Bright recognized her as Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh. I'm a human, my name is Bright, I'm a Doctor, well a researcher that is." He said as he started petting her mane.
"Wait... you're a researcher?! That's fantastic! My name is..." Twilight was about to give her name when Dr. Bright interrupted "Twilight Sparkle, student of Princess Celestia. You're here in Ponyville to learn about friendship!" Dr. Bright said with enthusiasm.
"Er.... yes. How did you know that?" She asked him. He told her that where he was from, she was a cartoon character, but he kept the fact that she would become a princess to himself, along with any other spoiler since it was obvious that he was in Season One of the show.
Twilight Sparkle led Bright to her library, Dr. Bright was amazed at the fact he, a six foot tall human, could fit through the door, though he did have to duck. "This is amazing! I can't believe I'm in the house of Twilight Sparkle! This is so damn awesome!" Dr. Bright said. Twilight gave him a somewhat angry and shocked stare.
"Dr. Bright, I am going to have to ask you not to use such language." Twilight said as she used her magic to bring a bar of soap to Dr. Brights mouth and wash it out.
Dr. Bright apologized and Twilight said that she would set up a meeting between Bright and Princess Celestia.
"Hooray! I get to meet the Princess of all Equestria!" Dr. Bright shouted as he began running around the library.
"Calm down. Yeesh." Twilight said as she watched him run until he ran into the wall knocking himself unconscious.
"Oh my gosh! Bright, are you okay?" Twilight asked as she lifted him up off the ground.
"Okay?! I have never felt happier in my life!" He said as he began dancing on a table.
Once he calmed down, Dr. Bright asked Twilight when he was going to meet Celestia. "Two hours from now!" Twilight said with a glee.
"Two hours?! What the hel...er, hay am I supposed to do until then?!" Dr. Bright asked in a angry tone.
"Well, I don't really know when she will want to see you. I've got to wait for Spike to get here before I can send the letter to her." Twilight said in a effort to calm Bright down.
"Okay, where is Spike? I'm sure I can convince him to get back here." Dr. Bright said as he scratched his back.
"He is at Rarity's Boutique, you know where it is right? Just look for a round building with..." Twilight was cut off by the sound of Dr. Bright rushing out the door.
Dr. Bright ran passed several shocked ponies as he reached Rarity's home. "Ah Ha! Time for me to get Spike!" Bright said as he entered the home.
"Hello there darling. I am Rarity and.... Oh, my...." Rarity said in shock as she looked at Bright.
"Hi Miss Rarity, I'm looking for Spike, Twilight wants him back at her house right away!" Dr. Bright said as he scanned the room for Spike.
"Er... oh you must be that human the ponies have been talking about, only been here for a few hours and you're a big celebrity." Rarity said as she looked at Brights outfit.
"Well, I don't know about that, Miss Marshmallow, I'm just looking for spike and-" Bright was cut off by a hoof slapping his face.
"Do I look like a Marshmallow to you?! Are you saying I am fat?! How insulting! Spike isn't here he left to go help Twilight out. I suggest you leave you rude insensitive brute!" Rarity said as she slapped Bright again.
"Look, I didn't mean you're fat, I mean't that you are as white, pretty, squishy, and soft as a marshmallow." He said as he rubbed the spot where she slapped him.
"Oh? I am sorry! I didn't know you were.... wait.... what do you mean by squishy?" Rarity asked. Fearing getting slapped again, Bright came up with one of his many excuses. "I mean you're beautiful! Where I come from squishy is just a fancy way of saying beautiful!" Bright said as he gave Rarity a hug.
"Oh how rude of me! You're new to this world and here I am being rude to you!" Rarity said as she hugged him back.
Dr. Bright left Rarity's house and went back to Twilight's home.
"Okay, Bright. We just got a reply from Celestia. She wants to speak with you right now. You will be sent to Canterlot in a sky chariot." Twilight said as she smiled at Bright.
"Well, it's like I always say. Look at the Bright side of things and good things will happen!" Bright said as he sat down to wait for the Chariot.
"Okay so, you ready?" The guard asked Bright as he got into the chariot. "As I will ever be." Bright responded.
It was a long ride for Dr. Bright. When he finally got out, he complained about being cramped up in the chariot. The guards escorted him to Princess Celestia's throne room.
"Greetings Dr. Bright. I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria. I understand that you came here on your own will. So allow me to be the first to give you a warm welcome. I hereby announce you as a citizen of Equestria. Now there are some rules you should know about." Celestia said as she went over the rules to Bright.
"Got it! Now, I would like to know what is the nearest holiday?" Bright asked.
"Nightmare Night! I'm sure you will love it. You have a costume right?" Celestia said as she escorted Bright to the chariot.
"Oh, I got something real classy in mind." Bright said as he entered the chariot.
On his way back to Ponyville, Bright started to think of what he COULD do while in Equestria. "Mares, Mares, and more Mares... Sex, Sex, and more Sex. I'd better get a girl...er...marefriend so I look good." Bright thought as he went back to Ponyville.
Bright stayed the night at Twilight's home, She made a custom bed for him, when he got up he complained about not having a lover, or any type of relationship really, to her.
"Oh? You should walk around a bit, maybe you'll find a mare who will take a liking to you." Twilight said as she made breakfast for him.
Bright went on a walk around Ponyville like Twilight suggested. Within a few minutes Bright got caught off guard by something.
"Watch out!" A grey pegasus screamed as she flew into Bright. "Are you okay sir?" She asked.
"I....HELLO GORGEOUS!" Bright said as he looked at the pegasus.
"Who? Me? You think I'm gorgeous?" She said as she looked at Bright, a red blush coming over her face.
"Yes! You're Derpy Hooves I believe, my name is Bright, Dr. Bright. And I would be honored if you went on a date with me." Bright said as he leaned in and gave Derpy a kiss on the mouth.
"Oh?! Oh-okay...." Derpy said as she kissed him back. She pushed her tongue into his mouth. Her tongue felt hard, but not too hard, like sandpaper dipped in water. His tongue rubbed against hers until she pulled away from him. "I-I have to go. I need to deliver something." She said as she flew off.
Before she could get away however, Bright stuck a finger across her slit causing her to jet off in surprise.
"He he, I think I'm gonna like that pony!" Bright said as he twirled his hand around like he was holding a cane.
Bright went to Sugarcube Corner to get some cupcakes. "Hello Mrs. Cake! I would like some chocolate cupcakes please." He said.
"Sure thing! But I'm not Mrs. Cake! I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile as she waltzed off to get him cupcakes.
He payed for the cupcakes and went on his way, telling Pinkie to "Have a Bright day!" as he walked out.
He continued back to Twilight's so he could tell her about his new Mare-friend.
"So Derpy huh? I'm sure she will be happy, not many stallions even talk to her because of her-" Twilight was cut off "Eyes." Dr. Bright finished.
As he talked about Derpy, he left out the part about his attempt to finger her, he began making jokes. "And so that is why I learned you should always wear protection when dealing with SCP-049." He finished his story about the time he told two D-Class personnel that you could play paddy cake with 049.
"Is that it?" Twilight asked, giving a confused look as to what he was talking about.
"I guess you just had to be there... it was funny!" Dr. Bright said as he started to laugh.
In his short time in Equestria, he had made friends with Twilight Sparkle, and Her friends. And became the boyfriend of Derpy Hooves. Life was going to be great in Equestria or as Bright put it "Everything is Bright here on the Bright side."
He went on several dates with Derpy before he remembered that he needed to get his costume ready for Nightmare Night.
In the meantime he decided that he should try and get as much out of his date with Derpy as possible.
He had just got his own place in Ponyville and asked Derpy if she would come over for some "Bright" fun.
"Glad you could make it Derpy!" Bright said with a smile. Derpy walked in and sat down on his couch as he explained what "Bright fun" was.
"So, if you sit on my lap with your back to my chest, I will give you a special present!" Bright said. Derpy did as he requested, she sat down on his lap with her back on his chest. He began rubbing her belly with his hands, as he went lower, he began to rub her clit causing her to moan a little, then he began fingering her moist mare-hood.
Derpy leaned her head back as Bright fingered her. She asked him if she could do something. "You see, I-I'm a virgin, and I would like to change that." She said as she got off of him, moving her tail showing off her anus and vagina.
Bright didn't hesitate, he unzipped his pants and let his penis out, Derpy began by licking it up and down, then she began to deep throat it. After several strokes, Bright pulled Derpy off and put himself behind her as he began thrusting into her tight mare-hood.
"Ah! Oh! That feels good.... you've done this before with a human women." She said as he thrusted in and out of her.
"Well.... only three women.." He said as he continued humping her.
Before long he felt her inner walls tighten around him, letting him know Derpy was about to cum. He was too.
"Bright! I'm cumming!" She yelled as her and Bright released their sexual liquids.
Bright pulled out leaving a trail of sperm attaching him to her, he decided he would get a word out. "Well Derpy... looks like Pop goes the weasel!" He said in his usual joking tone. Derpy smiled as she leaned against his chest. For Bright, he was going to enjoy having sex with the ponies.
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Bonus: Things Dr. Bright is Not allowed to do in Equestria
Dr. Bright is not allowed to say "Pop goes the weasel!" while having sex while doing anything sexual to My Little Pony characters who are virgins.
Telling ponies that you're the "Emperor Of The Roman/French Empire" is not a good way to become leader of Equestria.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to call white fur ponies marshmallows any pony a food related name.
1. Saying that it is a compliment isn't a valid excuse.
2. Neither is saying "Because you turn me on." isn't valid either.
Dr. Bright may not call Fluttershy "Queen of Animals" "Goddess of Animals" "Supreme Emperor of Animals" or any other Animal related title.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use any mind-controlling SCP to create a harem of pony women.
Any SCP taken to this new world should be handed over to the proper authorities.
1. The Federal Bureau Of Pony Sex is not proper authority.
2. Nor are The Ghost Busters.
3. No, not even the Pony Intelligence Agency.
Using any tentacle SCP to make "Live action pony hentai" is right out.
Not allowed to video tape himself having sex with any of the ponies and upload it to porn hub any porn site.
There is no room in the market for Live action pony Pornography. Yes there is
1. No, there isn't. Dr. Bright is not allowed to Edit this list.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to tell Fluttershy to "Use the stare" on SCP-096.
Is not allowed to say Praise the sun! Praise the Moon! praise to anything referring to ponies' butts.
Trying to convince ponies that they are all "Sexy ass bitches" is not at all funny.
Not allowed to replace the confetti in Pinkie Pies party cannon with any of the following: Actual cannon balls, Mortar Shells, Peanut Butter, or sexual lubricants.
Pony on Human speed dating never happened.
Not allowed to create a Human on Pony dating site.
Not allowed to replace Twilight's night lamp with a "Novelty" lamp shaped like a dildo.
"Mo Ponies, Mo Sex" Is not an acceptable excuse for having a sevensome with the Mane Six.
Showing any young pony "Dr. Brights Educational Video On The Beauty Of Life And Death" is straight out.
1. Pipsqueak is still receiving psychiatric help after watching it.
[REDACTED], Not even if Twilight wants it.
Lyra is not allowed to kiss the human, hug the human, lick the human, or anything else related to the human.
Not allowed to say "I came inside" followed by awkward silence and "Rainbow Dash." when entering a building. Even if Rainbow Dash is there? Especially if Rainbow Dash is there.
Taking a pony to the SCP Foundation and classifying it as a SCP of any type is right out.
Not allowed to utter the phrase "OVER 9000 HOERS!" at all.
Telling ponies who are in heat that they can get over it by sticking the "Staff Of Bright" Inside their anus was funny exactly once.
Not allowed to say that there is such a thing as "The Staff Of Bright" Yes, we all know what you're referencing Bright. No, just no.
Going to the universe that has Lil Miss Rarity and having hardcore bondage sex with Lil Miss Rarity while calling himself a "Dominator" is just wrong.
SCP-049 should not be given to Princess Luna as a "Sex Partner."
Saying that "A pony stripper a day keeps the doctor away... unless they work for the Foundation, in which it would take more then one pony stripper to keep them away!" when asked about his beliefs is out.
Saying that because Discord has uncontrollable powers he should be brought to the Foundation and classified as SCP-3000 and object classed as Keter is just stupid.... we don't need cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain in our facilities.
Queen Chrysalis should not be called a "Holy Whore." Seriously?! What would that accomplish besides making her angry?!
Going to any Anthro-based Equestria and calling ponies with big breasts by their big-breast nicknames is going to get you slapped and/or punched.
Not allowed to go to the Equestria GIrls universe so you can get another "High School Sweet Heart."
Not allowed to call Sunset Shimmer "Sunset Jiggler" nor "Bunset Shimmer."
Do you like parties? I love parties! PARTY!!! Not allowed to let Pinkie Pie edit this list.
Doing the "Jack In The Box" with your middle finger in front of a pony who made you angry is not a appropriate response.
Saying that because you live in Equestria makes you "20% cooler then those other brony faggots. And 100% cooler then those retards at the SCP Foundation" is no longer allowed.
Not allowed to bring any version of Trixie back to the Foundation and have sex with her. Especially not when it's in front of the research staff.
Not allowed to call himself "The Boss!"
1. Not allowed to say Like A Boss.
Under no circumstances is Bright allowed to issue spankings to fillies.
40. Asking "Is Vinyl Scratch A Instrument?" and when told no respond with "Not the way I play with her!" is just plain wrong.
1. Same with Octavia Melody and any other Music Loving Pony.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to take any version of any pony to brony conventions.
1. Especially after your little Vinyl Gangbang.
Not allowed to mention he can travel to other dimensions when talking with other bronies.
Singing "I like big flanks and I cannot lie! And you other bronies can't deny!" while at a brony meeting with a pony who as a large flank is a good way to get slapped by said pony.
Dr. Bright is not a Decedent of Gregori Rasputin.
1. Nor is he a Adolf Hitler Incarnate (Though he might be a Joker incarnate.)
"For the Crystal Empire!" Is not the appropriate response when asked why you charged head on into the Battle Of Hoth from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Any ideas to make a parody of "Meet' N' Fuck Games" with the title "Meet' N' Buck Games: Pony/Anthro Pony Porn Games." will be denied.
Bright is not allowed to let any of the ponies access the following SCP's.
1. SCP-049
2. SCP-999
3. SCP-096
4. SCP-173
5. SCP-963 Yes they are not allowed to access you Bright!
6. SCP-914
Bright is not allowed to convince the ponies that he is a pony in a humans body.
Bright is not allowed to stick his middle and index fingers inside the [REDACTED] of mares and say that he has a pony gun.
None of the ponies qualify for D-Class Personnel. No, not even Trixie.
[DATA EXPUNGED] Not even if Twilight Sparkle asks nicely.
Sunset Satan does not qualify as a SCP.
There is no such thing as the "Bright Association Of Humans and Ponies" and if there was, does anyone actually believe Bright would be allowed to lead it?
Not allowed to make a parody of any N.W.A. song with the titles "Straight Outta Ponyville" nor "Fuck The Ponies!"
Not allowed to use his relationship with Princess Celestia for personal gain.
Changelings are not to be brought to the Foundation for the purpose of using them as marital aids.
1. Not even if Dr. Rights requests it.
Not allowed to request the following from Discord.
1. Nazi Chocolate.
2. Dildo Jelly.
3. My Childhood.
King Sombra is not to be taunted.
[REDACTED] Is not the appropriate tag for tagging images on Derpiboo.ru
Not allowed to give away SCP-[REDACTED] at Brony-con so other bronied can "Enjoy the wonders of different versions of Equestria."
Not allowed to use any reality-warping SCP so you can have pony children... one of you is quite enough Bright.
Not allowed to end reports with lyrics from any of the following: The Smile Song. Discord. Beyond Her Tomb. Rainbow Factory. Get Ready To Die. Party Party Party. Party Hard. Nor I like Big Flanks.
Not allowed to change his or anyone else's gender for the purpose of experience.
Not allowed to drug any of the ponies for the purpose of bondage.
1. No, not even James Bondage.
SCP's are not to be taken in or out of any version of Equestria.
Dr. Rights is not a Pony. Dr. Bright is not allowed to contribute to this list.
Taking Dr. Rights to Equestria and then giving her a female unicorn as a pet, especially if said unicorn is Rarity, is plain out.
Not to give song requests to DJ-Pon-3. Especially if said song is any song from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
[REDACTED] Just because it's a number.... no just no. Not even if it's Dr. Rights on Big Mac.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to enter any anthro Equestria without the guidance of responsible authority.
1. Pinkie Pie is not authority.
2. Neither is Dr. Pony.
3. Lets just keep Bright away from any Anthro Equestria.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to be alone with younger ponies. Not even if they ask nicely.
[DATA EXPUNGED], [REDACTED] You don't want to know.
Nightmare Night was just around the corner and Bright already had his costume ready.
"This'll be a laugh!" Dr. Bright said as he put on a replica Waffen-SS uniform, including the hat, he put on SCP-963 to add to it.
"Bright! What's taking you so long?!" Twilight yelled. Bright had locked himself in her room so he could get his costume on in peace.
"Just adding the finishing touch to my costume!" Bright replied as he fixed his hat. "Man, this is gonna be good!"
After Bright finally finished his costume he and Twilight went to get the library set up for Nightmare Night.
Nightmare Night was here and Bright had his costume on and was ready to go. Bright couldn't help but laugh at Twilight's Starswirl The Bearded costume.
"Hey, don't laugh! Anyways, we need to get going. We are already behind schedule as it is." Twilight said as her and Bright left the library.
Nightmare Bright sounds like a good title for a costume for next Nightmare Night. Bright thought as he and Twilight walked to the square.
Within a few seconds, lighting and thunder accord as a chariot came out from the clouds. Coming out of the chariot was Princess Luna wearing a cloak made out of bats.
Oh shit, it's the loud mouth Princess of The Moon.... Great. Bright thought as he watched as the ponies cower in fear of Luna.
"HELLO STRANGE CREATURE! WHAT ART THOU AND WHAT ART THOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT COSTUME?!" Princess Luna yelled right in Brights face.
"Well, I'm a human, this costume is a replica of a Waffen-SS costume, I wouldn't expect you to know about it because it's from where I am from." Bright explained, before a pony nudged him in a attempt to get him to lay down which didn't work.
"AH! WE ARE THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! MIGHT WE ASK HOW THOU CAME INTO EQUESTRIA?" Luna asked.
Bright took a deep breath and explained, though somewhat false, about where he came from.
"Where I am from, I was a scientist working at a top secret government facility called "The SCP Foundation" our motto was "Secure, Contain, Protect" though it should have been "Society of Creepy Perverts" but I digress, we prided our selves on the capture and containment of anomalous items, creatures, and people. One of my personal favorites is the one I am wearing right now. SCP-963, or as I like to call it "Mini-Me." if I am killed, all someone has to do is put this on, and I will then take control of their body. Another favorite of mine is telling new researchers to ring SCP-513, which is a cowbell that if rung will bring a figure to our world, while saying the phrase "Ding Dong. Bring It On!" which I can still do since I am the main leader of the Foundation."
Princess Luna shook her head trying to process what he just said.
"Hmm.... So there you go." Bright said as he slowly walked away from her and went back to Twilight's tree home. "If anypony needs me, I will be working on another SCP I brought with me."
Bright entered the library, he went to his room and sat down in his chair.
"Ugh. These ponies are more annoying then I thought. The only exception is that pony I banged.... Hehe, I'm glad she didn't get pregnant." Bright said as he tossed a ball back and forth.... until it hit him in the face.
For the rest of the night, Bright decided he would get some candy before the night was over, after all it wasn't every day he could dress up as a Nazi without causing a riot.
"Ugh, my back is killing me! Maybe later I'll visit the spa." Bright said as he walked towards a area in the woods.
"Huh? This ain't right, I already past that tree... or was it one that looked like it?" Bright complained as he looked around.
"Greetings Dr. Bright. You remember me right? I heard about what happened when you arrived here from Twilight, seems you've made quite the impression on ponies around here. Now before you start worrying about what is going to happen, let me ask you a question. If you had a choice to either head straight towards Twilight's house or stay here and show me just how much humans can endure, which one would you pick?" Princess Luna asked.
Bright pulled off his best Andrew Ryan voice and said "A man chooses but a slave obeys. I would gladly like to show you how much I can endure, but I need to get back to Twilight's. She is, after all, taking care of me while I am here."
Luna smiled and teleported him to the library. "Okay... I wounder what other awkward things will happen..." Bright said as he laid down in his bed.
