Author's Note

Sorry about the long wait. I was severely struggling with how to continue the story.

The Gala Brawl

There was fifteen minutes until the Gala would begin, Twilight was waiting outside a changing room where Danny was switching to his Gala attire but could be heard having trouble as usual.

"Where's my pants? Where's my pants?" Twilight cocked an eyebrow, confused on how Danny could lose track of his legwear.

"Where's my goddamn pants?!" After one more chant, Twilight rolled her eyes and opened the door to find Danny only with his tuxedo on and no pants, his obese ass in plain sight for the unicorn. Twilight jumped back a little at the sight before realising something.

"Derpy was right, You don't have a Cutie Mark." Twilight said, Danny was paying no attention since he was too distracted on looking for his pants which had somehow been wrapped around his neck without him even knowing (Possibly a prank from Rainbow Dash). Using her magic, Twilight unravelled the trousers and handed them to Danny who wasted no time on putting them on when all of a sudden, a blur of mint green dashed beside Twilight and latched onto Danny.

"Human!!" Lyra squeaked happily.

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Danny yelled in response, Twilight could faintly hear laughing via Rainbow Dash nearby.

Twilight and her friends stood at the main hall with their Gala dresses while Danny was helping himself to another beer, Luna walked over to said human and observed the bottle.

"What is that thou appear to be drinking?" Twilight was quick to answer that question.

"From what I've heard, it's called Beer. It's supposed to be an "alcoholic" drink from the human world." The unicorn said, lifting up the case that still had a few bottles left. Luna took one with her magic and tasted a few drops before recoiling from the bitter flavour, Rainbow Dash on the other hand was already slugging her second bottle tonight and gave a small belch the minute the bottle escaped her lips.

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity scolded, disgusted with the Pegasus' lack of manners.

Soon after, the other invited ponies arrived thus officially beginning the Gala. Some of the ponies went wide-eyed as usual went their sight was set on Danny who of course took no notice as he was already at the food tables, helping himself to nachos and one Hay-Taco before spitting it out.

"THESE TACO'S TASTE LIKE PAMELA ANDERSONS ASS!!" Danny yelled angrily which caught the attention of the ponies nearby, two of which happened to be Twilight's brother, Shining Armour and his love interest, Princess Cadance.

"Who's Pamela Anderson?" Cadance asked Shining who simply shrugged.

Little did Danny know was that his food-induced satisfaction wasn't going to last long when a certain unicorn he wrestled with earlier entered the scene.

"What?! Who invited that disgusting hairless gorilla to the gala?!" Blueblood yelled out without any second thought, Danny's head perked up from the nacho bowl, recognising the voice. He turned around with his face in disgust which worsened when his eyes found his worst pony enemy.

"Blueblood, I strongly advised you to be civil with Danny." Celestia chimed in with a very stern tone, Blueblood just ignored her and decided to fuck with Danny a little more.

"Hey Jumbo Bald-ape! Your weight is making the other mares faint!" The stallion hollered, Pinkie Pie was taking notice of Blueblood bullying her friend and scowled angrily. She stomped over in front of Blueblood in order to stand up for Danny.

"Hey! Leave Danny alone, you stuck-up meanie pants!" Pinkie gave Blueblood a cold hard glare which did not faze him one bit.

"Oh, why should I?! Do you like that skinny monkey?! So much that you always have dreams of that ape performing bestial acts to you?!" Blueblood countered with perhaps the most sadistic comeback ever. Pinkie gasped in horror as the stallion's horrible words hit her like a brick. She quivered for several seconds before her mane unexpectedly grew larger before sagging until it was hanging from one side like as if it were a deflating balloon, the same could be said for her tail. Pinkie didn't even care what the others would think, she just fell to the floor and burst into tears.

Danny was shocked at the entire episode, he looked at Blueblood who gave no remorse over his actions. The human immediately felt something inside, it was like a boiling fire, a raging inferno of lava circulating rapidly. He was savagely furious at the stallion in question for hurting the party pony severely.

For the first time in possibly forever, Danny actually cared.

Danny's face burned red with rage and hatred upon Blueblood, completely disgusted with his words and he wasn't going take any more of his verbal abuse sitting down. Over time, Danny had been decent with living with Pinkie who was admittedly rather too cheerful but she meant well. She was one of the many people he had met, let alone a talking pony from another world that Danny actually considered to be...

...a friend.

Ever since Danny had arrived in Equestria, Pinkie had shown loyalty and had offered a roof for Danny to sleep under despite his uncontrollable vulgar outbursts.

And now was the perfect time for the human to repay Pinkie for her act of kindness once and for all...

"YOU TWO LEGGED GIRLY HAIRED, FOUR LEGGED, STUCK UP LITTLE DIPSHIT!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR GODDAMN HORN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!" Danny roared before he charged full speed at the stallion, ready to give him the ultimate Dwayne Johnson style beat down.

"Danny, wait! Please calm down!!" Twilight called out, running over to the human in attempts to intervene.

"Get out of my way!" Danny seethed, pushing Twilight out of the way before leaping at Blueblood and bringing a single fist to his muzzle, knocking him back. Celestia and Luna both gasped at the beginning of the onslaught that Danny was about to commence on the stallion.

"DANNY, NO!!!" Twilight and Rarity yelled out.

"DANNY, YES!!!" Rainbow Dash hollered.

Blueblood recollected himself as he put a hoof to his broken, bloody muzzle. He glared at Danny, intent on not letting said human humiliate him again.

"Don't you come near me, you son of a bitch." Blueblood seethed. Danny was having none of it and charged at the stallion again, pushing him onto the ground.

"DANNY!!" Twilight called once again, receiving no response.

"Get... the fuck... off of me!" Blueblood strained, using the only magic he had to stop Danny from wrapping his hands around the stallion's neck. Danny's rage induced strength was slowly overpowering his magic hold however and was only inches away from choking the life out of him.

"Fuck you!!" Danny yelled, finally managing to grapple Blueblood's neck and forcefully slamming his head onto the floor repeatedly to cause a possible concussion. All the other ponies including the princesses were to afraid to pull the human away and stop the Gala brawl, all except Applejack who couldn't watch any more and rushed over the human.

"Danny, ya gotta stop this now!!" AJ said, grabbing a hold of Danny's wrist, this in turn only gave Blueblood enough time to punch Danny in the cheek with a forehoof, knocking him back in the process. Blueblood was fuelled by anger as much as Danny was and only cared about beating him until satisfied. He pinned the human down and began to mercilessly punch him in the face left to right. Pinkie Pie heard the ongoing commotion amongst her sobs and looked up to see Blueblood brutally bashing Danny. Her face of sadness was turned to horror and her brain was screaming at her to save Danny, she rushed over to the two and managed to pull Blueblood off of the human. His face was bleeding badly and bruised from the hard impact of Blueblood's hooves, but he wasn't finished yet.

Behind Danny was another food table, on top was a plate holding a large cake that already had several pieces cut from it, next to it was a knife to cut the pieces. Danny grabbed the knife and lunged forward, but was avoided with Blueblood's magic which was surrounding the knife. The stallion threw the cutlery away and stood back up, slowly backing away from the advancing human but still holding his deathly glare.

"Piece of shit! Just get the fuck out of here!" Danny uttered at Blueblood who instead only charged at the human with his horn aimed at his chest. Danny however knew what the stallion's plan was and he quickly countered by grabbing Blueblood by the front hooves and slamming him onto another food table, destroying in the process. The human delivered several hard kick to the stallion's stomach while he was still on the floor. Danny backed up to await Blueblood's next attack, said stallion fell back onto all four hooves after trying to get up and severely vomited blood from the kicks to the stomach.

"I'll fucking kill you...!" Blueblood strained through coughs of remaining blood drops before jumping at Danny and attempt to swing at him, but this backfired when Danny managed to catch the stallion's hoof and push him back onto the ground. With a hand on his muzzle and the other on the front hoof, the human's grip slowly tightened but he was unaware of the damage he was soon about to cause to Blueblood's hoof.

"Danny, please!! He's had enough!!" Twilight desperately tried to intervene once more but to no avail. Blood could be seen slowly leaking from the hoof in Danny's hand, his rage induced strength was crushing the hoof at a slow but very painful pace which was too much for Blueblood to bare, finally making him realise that he was outnumbered from the Danny. His screams of pain were muffled from the human hand on his muzzle but they were still audible.

Finally gaining the courage, Celestia rushed over to the human and wrapped both around Danny. Luna soon followed and both royal alicorns were desperately trying to stop Danny's rampage.

"Danny, stop!! Please!!" Celestia begged, but Danny was still having none of it and remained his grip until a crunch could be heard from Blueblood's hoof, that was only then when the human finally let go and was pulled back by the two sisters. Blueblood was still on the floor looking at his broken hoof, screaming in pain.

"Somepony call the hospital!!" Twilight yelled out, having noticed Blueblood's condition. Two royal guards appeared in the scene and carefully carried Blueblood out of the Gala for medical help with Celestia and Twilight following them, while Luna and Rarity stayed with Danny to comfort him.

"Okay Danny darling, let's just calm down. Take a deep breath." Rarity chimed in a motherly tone. Pinkie Pie walked over to Danny and looked at him, tears slowly leaked from her eyes as her mane and tail returned to their poofy state. Pinkie gave a smile and hopped onto Danny in a bear hug.

"Thank you." Pinkie whispered. All Danny could do was smile and return the gesture of gratitude to his dear friend.

"Jesus Christ on a wholebread, what the hell happened here?" A new voice entered the scene, Danny and Pinkie looked at the doorway to find a certain Draconeequs, and next to him was an overweight man with a white shirt and black overalls who had a long white beard.